Dani-isms
Dani-ism: When Dani does odd things that normal society would shun but gets away with it because... Well... She's Dani.
My favorite synonym for hair: Head pasta
I want to be famous so that I can go on tumblr and fanfiction and stuff and see the shit people write/draw about me.
I'm incredibly lonely and bored. Mostly bored.
Like 10% lonely and 900% bored.
My god what's happening to me...
I've worn make up and a skirt three times this month.
And now I want to watch Magic Mike.
Make it stop.
I think someone should make a petition for me to be the Doctor at some point and have everyone sign it and send it to Moffat.
And like.. The description can be "She's watched like two episodes and only knows as much about the Doctor as we tell her. But you will never find anyone as close to the Doctor as her."
Okay, so what if I was the Doctor on the show. You know what would happen?
I'd be the Doctor until I died. It would be like 22 years later and Moffat would be like Moffat: "Alright Dani.. I think it's time you let someone else be the Doctor. You've had a good run but-"
Dani: "Nope."
Moffat: "... Dani, seriously. You've been the doctor for like... Ever. It's time to-"
Dani: "Nope."
Moffat: "Dani-"
Dani: "Nope. I'm the Doctor."
Moffat: *sigh* "Alright, you can be the Doctor for 10 more years but that's it, okay?"
Dani: "Nope. Forever."
And then I'd be the Doctor until I died, and there would be a live episode (cause future that's why) and it would be a zombie episode and I'd be like super old and then have a heart attack and die....
AS THE DOCTOR.
And my final words would be "This is the last time I'm going to die... It's been a great story, hasn't it..? Goodbye..."
And then I would die. And I'd ghosty flail up to heaven and all the previous Doctors would be there like "WOOO! HEY DANI!" And we'd all have a party and go on heaven's internet and look up all the shit people posted about me like "She was the greatest Doctor ever. You will be missed ♥" and "She lived as the Doctor and died as the Doctor. RIP ♥"
And then there would be that one asshole that was like "she sux as da dr." And David Tennet would look at me with that unamused expression and I'd ghosty flail back to earth, find the guy, and rip him a new one with my bad ass ghosty self
Me and Robert Downey Jr need to make a baby.
Just one.
He doesn't even have to take care of it.
I just want that child to exist.
And then Steff BG have to raise it.
It.
Would.
Be.
Perfect.
Sometimes I actually get upset cause I don't have a beard and a mustache...
Dani is really nice all the time but when you fuck with her death happens.
That moment when Dani realizes she is Canada.
Will you guys be mad if I ship Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham together?
Like Hannibal is my hubby and all but... Can't I just let him and Will have a little fun?
Honestly, I don't think I could be Will or Hannibal in this situation. I'd be Hannibal's lover that occasionally convinces Will to join in.
I want to be on the Walking Dead and have Daryl save me from walkers and then be the one character through out the entire show to call them zombies.
And at the end, I'm hanging off of a building and Daryl's standing over me like "They're called walkers." And steps of my hands and I plummet to my death into a hoard of zombies.
Me: In case of a zombie apocolypse,
I am Rick Grimes and Hershal Greene.
And Steff BG is Daryl Dixon.
I need a Michonne, Glenn, Carol, Maggie, Beth, and Carl.
I also need Bait.
Who wants to volunteer?
Mike: Dibs on bait
Me: You want to be bait?
Mike: DON'T QUESTION MY MOTIVATIONS!!!
Me: Okay, okay. I'll save you as the last sacrifice though.
I need you for stuff..
And things.
*me quoting Hercules*
Friend: Thank Lucifer!
Mike: She cant thank herself... that would be arrogant and.. oddly... fitting. Yeah okay, thank Lucifer
Me: Thank you me, for being me.
Me and my friend were in the care today and we were driving her home and we saw a puppy down town and I was like "This is a surefire way to get us to crash.
Hey Dani! Puppies!
Dani: WHERE!?!lkwhg;
ash
How sisters work:
Deven: Omg Dani look at this picture! My eyes look fricken purple!
Me: *walks over* ... You used a filter.
Deven: Yeah... But I didn't use a filter on my eyes..
Me: .... But you used a filter on the photo.
*at a seafood restaurant. I order fish and chips*
Deven: Aww! They did it wrong! You should send it back.
Me: What? No they didn't.
Deven: Yeah they did. You ordered fish and chips and they gave you french fries,
Have you ever wondered if when you yelled at your dog to stop barking at nothing, it was actually looking at the Silence and you just looked away?
You do now.
I'll get the TARDIS ready.
Things Steff taught me:
If Steff does not know the answer or is not interested in finding the answer, the answer is not worth knowing.
Things Steff BG taught me:
Going through your entire salad to get every last bit of feta cheese is completely worth 30 minutes of your time.
I'm thinking! The hamster in my head is taking a coffee break.
Me: Do they obsess over something in particular? Like me with Avengers?
Jordan: Or you with Loki
or you with Doctor Who
or you with Hannibal
or you with slash fic
or you with Tom
or you with you
I was once a very misunderstood and dark child. I hid in this darkness my whole life, wallowing in my sorrows and hating myself and everything around me. I was very much a pessimist. And one day, I touched the walls and found a switch. I thought to myself "Hm. I wonder what this do-AHHHH LIGHT!"
And suddenly, I could see where I was. I could see all this light. And it hurt at first, it took some time to adjust to it. But then I realized I liked the light. Everything was bright and shiny and happy. I encased this light in a little bubble, or in my case a giant bucket, and let people come in and out of it as they please. I wasn't sad if they left because in the end I had fun. I'm happy alone, because I have my bucket.
"This bitch says she needs "Beauty sleep".
You kiddin' me? Girl you look like you have insomnia. " - Me
Occasionally, Cuban sass happens.
My summary of the first Lord of the Rings book.
"Shut the fuck up Pippin."
I think the next time I cuddle romantically with someone, I should just snuggle with their butt. Like they'll hold out their arms and I'll just roll them over and cuddle their buns. And they'll be like "... What?" And I'll just be like "Shhhhh......"
I think me, Steff, Robert Downey Jr, Dane Cook, and Tom Hiddleston need to combine our DNA together and create the perfect child.
Seriously, this child would be perfect. It would have all of our good looks, all of our types of humor, all of our ridiculousness, Steff and Rob's sass, and Tom and my gentlemanlyness.
So my friend Steff was upset today, so she asked my to post funny things on Facebook to make her feel better.
1.) Steff and I have this odd relationship where I'll say something silly, and she'll respond with a word vomit way of shitting on my life.
She then will realize what just came out of her mouth and spend the next 4 and a half minutes apologizing.
What she doesn't realize is that this is adorable as fuck
2.) Things I learned from Steff:
3.) When Steff and Dani are in the same vicinity together, all other life forms cease to matter or exist.
4.) Steff and I have created our own language. It's called Reference. That means that that is not a pantry, and we'll never be able to bring you into our world because we can't EXPLAAAAIIIIIIN that that day was a Wednesday. And if you try to argue with us... Well, Listen here, Booooshwa, if that is your reaaall name. I'ma rape all yo bitches, I'ma kill all yo men, I'ma stab all yo babies, and I'ma make yo mama's watch. Fuck it. Come at me bro. Because in the end.... WE DID OUR BEEESSSTTTT! ARE YOU HAPPY DOOR KICKER!?
5.) Steff is the only person I know that will:
1.) Watch the Hollow Crown with me at 2 am to 6 am and laugh hysterically because of how we decide to sum up the scenes.
2.) Walk around a neighborhood at 3 am to 5 am and talk about multi universes and how somewhere we are Batman and part of the Fellowship.
3.) Listen to a two hour zombie prep plan, agree with it, and bring it up in conversation days later to add to said plan.
Steff is also the only person that was sad that I didn't have a million posts about Tom Hiddles in one day.
6.) Steff and I are two sides of the same coin.
Steff is the dark side where she automatically hates anyone she meets and slowly beings to like them after getting to know them.
I'm the light side where I love everyone but secretly want to grate some people's faces off StoneHedge.
These are from forever ago, but Benjy is me and Steff is Jameson.
Jame: Benji. I desire a quest. Appease me!
Benjymin: Stop spelling my name wrong and I just might, chap.
Jameson: ..you called me Jamie once. Now we're even.
Benjymin: We were boggered and nackered. You cannot blame me.
Jameson: I shall blame you for everything, ever since the academy.... How could you? Hobnocker!!!
Me: "I am the ultimate stripper, SUPER BENJY! I fight crime with my thong of justice and thwart evil with my pole of victory!!" - Benjymin Charles Weston when he was drunk off his ass. Jameson Watson, you remember this, right?
Jameson: To this day, I still feel as if I've been violated somehow..
Me: He tried to hump you in your sleep... That's why.
Benjymin : Oh my heavens! Dani, Shut up! I was boggered, I didn't mean to! Jame, it really wasn't like that! I fell and I honestly could not get up so it just looked like that!
Jameson Watson ...And now I hate everything.
Jame: Work keeps pilling up, dreadful. Eceptional game last week is all thats keeping me in good spirits. To the loo and then a pop into FunkyBuddha of an cap off with Benjymin Charles Weston
Benjymin: Cheers to that. And I told you to stop procrastinating and you ignored me.
Jameson: I truly can assure you this with the utmost of confidence.
I haven't the foggiest what you're talking about.
"It's kind of hard to explain. Jameson and I are both vaguely effeminate and act the way we do around Dani and Steff because we are pansexual and have had relationships with men... And on both our parts, we um... *ahem* We were the women in those relations." - Benjymin Charles Weston and Jameson Watson on why they act like women sometimes.
Marvelous time with Jame and the ladies. Though, Jame, my good man.... Might I suggest that we never bring them together at the same time anywhere ever? I thought we were both about to be castrated...
For those of you who want to have Dani feels, read this.
Alright, so anyone who knows me knows about my alter ego Benjymin. I have a facebook page for him. I hadn't been on it for a while and was flipping though old posts and found this.
"Today was a nauseating blend of spectacular and the end of the world. Jameson Watson had brought me and a couple of our mates to a few gentleman's clubs for celebration. I had been dubbed the "man of the evening" and they surprised me with a few of my favorite films, and another skull item for my collection. All was well.. Until I returned home.
My cat, Thaddeus Winston, was on the floor, unmoving and lifeless. I took him to the vet, and they said his heart had failed. Jameson consoled me in the room for a good half hour. I don't think things will ever be the same.
Rest In Peace, my sweet Prince. Rest in Peace."
I wrote this a year ago.
My cat O'mally died on May 25th of heart failure while I was having a great time at Anime Boston.
Sometimes I hate me.
I've figured it out. I was infatuated with Tom Hiddleston because he is handsome and gentlemanly and perfect.
However, I am more infatuated with Robert Downey Jr because he's handsome and has the personality type that matches up with mine.
God damnit.
Steff knows that using Loki and fanfiction to make me feel makes the Dani cry.
Dani knows that using gingers are a bargaining chip with Steff doesn't work.
Steff: I love him. He's perfect.
Me: Norman Reedus, you have been accepted into the perfect man club. Please take your seat between Tom Hiddleston and Robert Downey Jr.
I need this and I need to dress up as a dwarf and scream "SMAUG!"
I think me, Steff, Robert Downey Jr, Dane Cook, and Tom Hiddleston need to combine our DNA together and create the perfect child.
Seriously, this child would be perfect. It would have all of our good looks, all of our types of humor, all of our ridiculousness, yours and Rob's sass, and Tom and my gentlemanlyness.
Today is one of those days where I'm so bored I'm actually watching the Bad Girls Club.
Someone help me.
Ayla: You turn so sassy for the rest of the club and so feminine it's actually quite scary.
Me: I don't think I'd be either. I'd be like... Like boyish feminine, and quiet, and then one bitch would try to fuck with me and I'd just use english to tear her a new asshole.
I'm really good at making people hate me, and then want me to come visit them because they realize they are dead without me.
Me: *typing on computer*
Me: I believe.. I believe... Everyday's a good day when you paint.
Me: *stops and blinks into reality, looking around, then goes back to typing*
Me: I believe... I believe... It will bring a lot of good thoughts, to your heart.
Me: *sits up and thinks about what I'm singing*
Me: *falls on floor*
Me: *rolls over*
Me: *tries not to cry*
Me: *cries a lot*
I'm going to write a Doctor Who fanfiction where I am the doctor and everyone of my friends that I joke about being the doctor with go on an adventure with me
I should just introduce myself like this:
"Hi, I'm Cuban."
Loki isn't going to be in Avengers 2.... *cries*
Steff: Extreme dislike. But I already knew. He said he wants to go back to plays for a while. And the avengers have bigger enemies then Loki so who knows, he may just be in Thor movies for now.
Me: TOM. TOM I KNOW YOU WANT TO DO PLAYS BUT I NEED YOU IN LEATHER AND METAL WITH LONG SLICKED BACK BLACK HAIR. And the rumor was that Loki was suppose to not be a douche (well, still act like a douche) and help out the Avengers... He should at least make a cameo. And have a shower scene. And have me be in it as his attendant. And have him be like "Attendant!" *drops towel* Come attend me..."
Doesn't he know that if he isn't there being evil and sexual, my ovaries will grow back!?
And then he's going to look longingly into the screen as some Shakespeare character and I'm going to get pregnant. I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT, TOM.
Steff: Shit happens love lol. Roll with the punches, you shall birth perfection!
Me: Nooo, Steff. We talked about this. Only mine, Tom's, Rob's, Dane's, and your DNA shall birth perfection! If it's just me and Tom, the infant shall be 2/5 perfect. It will only have charm and sassiness and a beautiful mix of Tom and my face.
Steff: Well then let's get rob an Danes DNA, and then wait til before you see the play, take mine too and vuala! Ready for perfection.
Omg and then when you are about to give birth, I'm going to scream Pop Goes Perfection, and play the theme music over the PA system
Me: You, Rob, Tom, and Dane have to hold my hands and I have to glared at you and say "You all did this to me.. And I have no regrets."
Steff: Have you seen Chris Titus's 5th Annual End o the World Tour?
If not, google it and find the skit about his wife giving birth. Daz u.
Me: I choked on white cheddar cheez its. XD But on our way to the Hospital, it'll by you driving, my in the passenger seat, Tom, Rob and Dane cuddling in fear in the back and instead of me screaming "DRIVE CAREFULLY" it'll be me screaming "PUT IN EMINEM AND TURN ON WHITE AMERIICCAAAAAAA!!"
Perfect child: Mommy? You're not going to kill mama, daddy, dad, or daddio, are you?
Me: No hunny... I need them to help raise you. When you're a perfect adult, then that's up to them, isn't it?
Sometimes I feel like I'm a cross dressing gay guy trapped in a cross dressing lesbian body.
Figured it out.
I love bad guys because they are ridiculously confident in themselves. And I am horribly attracted to confidence.
When I create the perfect child with the previously mentioned, these are our titles:
Me: Mommy
Steff: Mama
Rob: Daddio
Tom: Daddy
Dane: Captain
Megan just compared my hurt soul to a spicy enchilada. I will find this offensive as soon as I stop laughing.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
THIS IS WHY I SHIP HANNIBAL AND WILL.
Will: *in hospital all zonked out. Sees Hannibal with food* ... That smells delicious.
Hannibal: Silky chicken in a broth. Prized in China for it's medicinal values since the 7th century. Wolf berries, ginseng, ginger, red dates, and star anise. *sweet smile*
Will: ... You made me chicken soup?
Hannibal: *looks over, flustered face* ... yes. *turns away*
THIS SHIP HAS SAILED.
That time where Daryl was all badass and stopped, just for a moment, to say something sweet and give Carol a flower.
<3
And then sometimes the fangirl in me likes to pretend Carol is Rick.
I have a sudden desire to purchase a boat. A nice boat. And it's name shall be PimpShip. And I need to para-sail in it.
And I shall be commander and chief of my Pimpship, flying high.
Translations to one of Stan Lee's rants:
Superman sucks cause he doesn't make sense. Ironman is better. So suck it.
Sister: You should get me a job at your work.
Dad: I can't.
Me: Why? Because of favoritism?
Dad: No, because of Nepotism.
Me: What's that?
Dad: It's like favoritism, but over family.
Me: ... So favoritism.
... I need a narcissistic alcoholic genius billionair playboy philanthropist and a tapped in the head God of Mischief though...
Three people you can never change them from being that:
1.) Anthony Hopkins IS Hannibal Lecter.
2.) Tom Hiddleston IS Loki.
3.) Robert Downey Jr. IS Tony Stark.
Random Dani Fact:
Looking at Doors makes me have to pee.
Things Steff BG taught me:
There is no such thing as too much Parmesan cheese.
No seriously.
Steff: *at Gulu Gulu* Can you put extra parmesan cheese on that? Like just grate the whole block onto it. No, actually, forget what I ordered. Just give me the cheese.
.... Oh my god.
I am Iron Man.
Oh no wait. I might be Jeffery Dahmer.
Nope. I lied.
I get to be Hannibal.
Someone had a bacon wedding.
No.
Me as the Doctor: Darling, your eyes are like super novas....
Slighty salty and great on toast.
Steff. Steff I have an amazing idea. We should both have children and keep all our photoshoots in an album and when we're grammies, they'll be like "Nana? GreatAuntie? Who's these?"
Us: "This is Captain's Elizebeth and Carmen Bathory. They were fantastic pirates. Saved us from Davey Jones once! And this is our best friends, Benjy and Jame... We're going to take you to England one day to meet them. Oh oh oh! And this was that time the dopplegangers turned into zombies and went after us. But you know what they say... Only one can survive..."
Our grandkids are going to be messed up.
I just cried and placed a hand over my heart and cried more.
I am Batbread.
Stay Wide Awake... In my ass.
This is not okay.
Occasionally, when all alone and able to think... I remember I'm human and can experience human emotions.
And then I realize I'm sad.
me: *confusing movie food guy by talking about xtreme airheads as gay bacon*
Guy: And here's your xtreme bacon.
Me: Gay bacon.
Guy: Xtremely gay bacon, pardon me.
Me: Can I just take you home? I'll feed you pudding and keep you in my purse.
Guy: *smiles and spaces out, then looks* wait.. what??
I am Satan, who is also Hitler, who is disguised as Batman, who is Loki and the Potato, who likes to pretend to be John Watson, who occasionally is Dr. McCoy, who's alter ego is is a British therapist named Dr. Benjymin Charles Weston, who is That Guy, who covers his tracks by being an 18 year old girl named Dani, who is also a Starburst and the end slice of bread, that occasionally is a wolf and is actually is The Doctor.
Aquaman is trying to pay for Karate classes with Canadian change so he can be the king of France.
Ayla: I'm 16% non specific European.
Non specific? Don't you mean...
Non Pacific?
;D
I'm great.
You probably wouldn't think so, but watermelon and feta cheese taste fantastic together.
Okay, I usually don't mind spoilers. Actually, I usually encourage the fuck out of spoilers.
By Odin's Ravens, By the name is Durin, by the love of GOD.
Do not spoil Hannibal for me.
I love sluts when they come in the form of British gentlemen and Rob.
when shocked by something, I'm going to start saying
"What in the name of Durin!?"
Or
"By Odin's ravens!"
Facebook: Steff BG has poked you.
Me: *says outloud and quite loudy* Oh no you don't!
Steff: This is war.
Nut up and let's go
Me: Fine. If that's the way you want it.
Just know...
You brought this on yourself.
Words I find adorable:
Cereal
Bum
Bofur
Poop
I want to get small tattoos either all over my body or on my arm, each with a quote or phrase from something I love. This means that somewhere on my body will be "And then Shawarma after?" "Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear..." and "I'm Batman."
What if everyone loves Rob because we're all actually AI's that Rob created cause he really is Tony Stark?
I firmly believe that feta cheese, water melon, and beef jerky all count as a meal.
I feel like Thor would be super excited to get a sweater for Christmas.
Thank you, Skrillex for saving me from Dubstep. I almost fell in wub.
I was complimenting him by insulting him.
Someone told me yesterday that they hate The Walking Dead.
Now I respect everyone's opinion. Out of curiosity, I asked why.
She told me "Because the horse died."
....
Really.
The horse died.
You're not a vegetarian. You're not an animal activist.
And you hate a show mostly about killing things
Because the fucking horse died.
Also, because she doesn't like southern accents.
There was never a moment more where I just wanted to shove someone out of my car.
I can re write the entire Star Trek Into Darkness script using mostly the word "Boyfriend"
I have this feeling that when Steff and I become roommates, we'll never be able to fight, because this is how it would go. (I'm going to use Person A and B because one of us will be that)
Person A: Fine! *turns around to walk away but stop* ... You're stupid like your father. *marches off*
Person B: Yeah whatever. *walks away*
*hour later*
Person B: *pacing around room* Hehe.. Fucking stupid... Stupid like your fatherMY FATHER WAS A BRILLIANT MAN!!
*goes storming around house, forgetting the layout of the house* That is a pantry.
*gets to kitchen to find person A eating ramen noodles triumphantly*
Person B: Oh really? You're just going to sit there and eat your oodles of noodles? Just sit there WELL YOU KNOW WHO BOUGHT THOSE NOODLES!? I DID. ME. And you know what? I love noodles. Because when I was a little boy, my father use to by me ALL the noodles I want and do you want to know why? BECAUSE HE WAS A SMART FUCKING GUY. AHHHHHHHHHididmybeeesssttt.....
Watched Star Trek Into the Darkness with Megan Young and Anthony Smith last night. Was pleasantly delighted at how many "No, he's MY boyfriend" moments there were.
Oh Will Graham. How I understand you... And how I'd love to understand you.
Occasionally, when all alone and able to think... I remember I'm human and can experience human emotions.
And then I realize I'm sad.
me: *confusing movie food guy by talking about xtreme airheads as gay bacon*
Guy: And here's your xtreme bacon.
Me: Gay bacon.
Guy: Xtremely gay bacon, pardon me.
Me: Can I just take you home? I'll feed you pudding and keep you in my purse.
Guy: *smiles and spaces out, then looks* wait.. what??
Those of you who know (and adore) my cat Spiffy will find this amusing.
Spiffy has many nicknames.
Spiffy
Spiffygangster
Spiffmeister
The Spiffynator
Panther cat
Spiffums
Cat
Mr. Spiffeh
Blackie-chan
And so on.
Yes, "Spiffy" is one of his nicknames. Now those of you who don't know him might be curious as to why that is.
Well I'll tell you.
His real name is
Spiffy Gangster Gslice Deo-double Catizzle Shanene Mufasa PonyRhino BotoxHomosocks Pfunker Malicai Queequeg Permanganate with Mayonnaise and cheese.
I honestly sometimes wish I made this shit up. No. This is his real name.
Flailing is my favorite body movement.
This is a pizza I ordered. When you see it, you'll realize how fantastic I really am.
Watched Love Actually.
It was adorable. And it sickens me.
*Me and Deven watching Hannibal*
Deven: Dani, what's he doing?
Me: Oh, he's cooking a guy.
Deven: Eww! What? That's so gross! I thought you said you didn't like zombies?
Me: I don't. These aren't zombies. He's a cannibal.
Deven: ... Do... Do cannibals really exist?
Me: .... Yes. *goes on explanation on serial killers/cannibals*
Deen: ... Dani... Please don't ever be a serial killer.
Me: ... I'll make sure not to do that.
Mike:Your sister is adorable
Me: Yes she is.
My little sister watched Hannibal with me and was too scared to sleep in her own room. I didn't know that such a small being could take up an entire bed.
In the spirit of Hannibal, I got a pair of cargo shorts and looked in a mirror and go "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."
My cat is cuddling with my cause shes scared of thunder.
Google told me happy birthday... I actually panicked in joy for a moment.
I want to get small tattoos either all over my body or on my arm, each with a quote or phrase from something I love. This means that somewhere on my body will be "And then Shawarma after?" "Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear..." and "I'm Batman."
Can I just have him be all my teachers?
I firmly believe that feta cheese, water melon, and beef jerky all count as a meal.
I feel like Thor would be super excited to get a sweater for Christmas.
I blame Shay and Kiri for this.
I'm going to my fridge to get bacon.
For me.
For consumption.
I think everyone should know
That at this moment in time
11:16 pm on 7/8/13
Dani Diaz is putting, and might I add, WILLINGLY.
Putting Bacon into her mouth hole.
I am Satan, who is also Hitler, who is disguised as Batman, who is Loki and the Potato, who likes to pretend to be John Watson, who occasionally is Dr. McCoy, who has a day job as the voice in the back of Dean Winchester's head and a night job as Crowley, who's alter ego is is a British therapist named Dr. Benjymin Charles Weston, who is That Guy, who covers his tracks by being an 18 year old girl named Dani, who is also a Starburst and the end slice of bread, that occasionally is a wolf and is actually is The Doctor.
What is the sun without its flames? What is Dani without her sass?
He looks so grumpy. Like someone took his favorite undies and he stepped in a puddle and someone said they didn't like his pug and thought he wasn't attractive.
He's having a bad day.
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