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I am 6'2", brown hair, blues eyes, likes long walks on the beach. (usually in the middle of winter with my wife at 8:30 pm hunting for rocks)





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There is a hidden message of world domination within the following passage, decipher it if you dare:

Purple is my friend. The banana will eat the monkey. If you look in the mirror you will see you. My purple and orange iguana is looking at me. My puppy is a head. There is hair.


Hint: Take the third conotation of every piece of verbiage and convert it into morse code. Then reverse all the letters according to their corosponding numerical counterparts. Then translate into ancient Greek.


Then you will know the truth about the person in the mirrior.
            
Funny things to say and/or do in public.(this is an original list thought up by none other than me.)

1. Take your clothes off.
2, Take your clothes off and run around screaming APPLE, ORANGE, PEAR, THEY ARE NOT JUST FRUIT, TRUST ME!!!!!!
3.Be nice to someone(this isnt really a funny thing, just something that will totaly shock people.)
4.Grow a unibrow.
5. Go to wendys drive thru and yell "biggie size" in response to all of the workers. inquires. 
6. Walk into random retail stores. Approach people shopping and ask how they are and if they need help finding anything.(a nametag makes this even better)
7. Go to the mall. Run away from every security guard you see. Soon they will all be converging on your location. They will ask why you are running away. Reply "I am looking for my car". This is highly amusing. Trust me.
8. Get abducted by aliens.
9. Find pictures of muppets. Show them to strangers and ask if they have seen your (choose one), father, brother, horse, dog, or anything else you want to.
10. Tell someone you are a police officer and you need immediate use of their socks.
  

**ATTN.**, scanning tutorial:

1. place image onto scanner
2. press "scan" button
3. image preview will now open, you will also have several scanning options available to you. We'll save those for the advanced tutorial.
4. This is the important one: using your mouse(that clicky thing teathered to your computer) drag the selection area that just your image is within its confines and none of the white space.
5. Congragulate yourself.