Hey. I am Brittney and im always super board so if u r too then talk to me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
*If you love someone this much put this on your site*
*RIP*
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I am the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because im sleepy, but because i want to be closer to you

I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more then inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant....

I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...

I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...

I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes....

I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and remember each one....

I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends...

I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...

I'm the girl who's heart jumps when your ringtone on my phone comes on...

'I'm the girl who really does want to be friends after a break up...

I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason...
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21 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--
1. Hugs her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart.
13. Rub her leg and butt when yall make out.
14. Rub her inner thigh when you sit next to her.
15.Dont treat her differntly around ur friend or family ur love for her should always be the same.
16. When you hug her put ur hands around her lower back or her but.
17. Tell her how beautiful she is every time you see her.
18. Tell her that every time u see her you get happy.(try not to make it sound like u get horny.LOL)
19. Call her not becuz ur bored but becuz u miss her.
21. When ur talking to her go awy from everyoe else and only talk to her.
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what would you do if:
[1) I committed suicide:]
[2) I said I liked you:]
[3) I kissed you:]
[4) I lived next door to you:]
[5) I started smoking:]
[6) I stole something:]
[7) I was hospitalized:]
[8) I ran away from home:]
[9) I got into a fight and you weren't there]
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"Yellow M&M's don't move with green M&M's. I mean, you don't put M&M's peanuts with M&M's plain."

"I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated."


" In my death, people will understand what I was talking about."


"If I don't change the world, I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will."


I believe that everything that you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm going to suffer from it. But in my mind, I believe what I'm doing is right. So I feel like I'm going to heaven.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.


During your life, never stop dreaming. No one can take away your dreams"


For every dark night, there's a brighter day"

"Even when I was wrong I got my point across."
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here are some of my favorite songs:

"Bubble Pop Electric"
By:Gwen Stefani

Come on Johnny when you gonna get here?
Alright hold your pretty horses ill be there in a minute you just get yourself dolled up alright
toots and you pick a place you just pick a place
Um Johnny
Yeah Gwenie Gwen Gwen
You might wanna hurry because tonight is the night

I'm empty I need fulfilling yes I do love
To the ceiling when I do love
I get this feeling when I'm in Love

I'm restless can't you see I try my bestest
To be good girl because it's just us
So take me now and do me justice

I'm waiting patiently
Anticipating your arrival
And I'm hating
It takes so long to get to my house
To take me out

Tonight I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC [X2]
Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC
Uh-O in the back seat

Ok now, I understand he's on his way now
But jeez louise I mean today now
I can't wait I wanna play now

I'm antsy
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC pansies
My sweet tooth I want your candy
The Queen Of England would say it randy

I'm itchy
I wish you would come and scratch me
Tonight I'm falling won't you catch me
Swoop on by so you can snatch me
And take me out

Tonight I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC
Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC
Uh-O in the back seat

I'll get it
Hey Johnny
Let me go grab my sweater
Hi Mr.Stefani
Bye mom
so baby where wanna go huh?

The need to be satisfied
Come pick me up I want a ride
Hurry, hurry come to me
Drive in movie
Drive in move me
Drive into me

BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC

You've gotta get it
(straight to me, drive in movie)
Take it to the back seat
Run it like a track meet
(come to me, drive in movie)

Tonight I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC
Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC
Uh-O in the back seat


"Confessions Of A Broken Heart"
By:Lyndsy Lohan

I wait for the postman to bring me a letter
I wait for the good Lord to make me feel better
And I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders
A family in crisis that only grows older

Why’d you have to go
Why’d you have to go
Why’d you have to go

Daughter to father, daughter to father
I am broken but I am hoping
Daughter to father, daughter to father
I am crying, a part of me is dying and
These are, these are
The confessions of a broken heart

And I wear all your old clothes, your polo sweater
I dream of another you
The one who would never (never)
Leave me alone to pick up the pieces
A daddy to hold me, that’s what I needed

So why’d you have to go
Why’d you have to go
Why’d you have to go!!

Daughter to father, daughter to father
I don’t know you, but I still want to
Daughter to father, daughter to father
Tell me the truth, did you ever love me
Cause these are, these are
The confessions of a broken heart

I love you,
I love you
I love you
I....!!!!!
I love you!!

Daughter to father, daughter to father
I don’t know you, but I still want to
Daughter to father, daughter to father
Tell me the truth...
Did you ever love me!!!?
Did you ever love me?
These are.....
The confessions...of a broken heart

Ohhh....yeah

I wait for the postman to bring me a letter..


"Laffy Taffy"
By:D4L

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy

I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)
Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'
Dis a candy sto'
And I'm really geeked up
And I got mo' dro
I pop, I roll
It's soft I know
It's da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
don't be shy
H** I'm Faybo? (oh)
I kno' you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [Repeat 2x]

Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. Chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy I'm likin' dis
Big ol a** you shakin b****
Close yo mouth and don't say s***
Bend on ova and hit a split
Work dat pole and work it well
Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
Gurl let me touch ya
I will neva tell
Security gaurd don't scare nobody
Damn right I touched dat h**
All da money just hit da flo'
D4L I'm ready to go
H** can't even shake no mo
Dey tired out
Lets ride out
B**** you wanna go
Den she can go
She get in my car
I ain't playin no mo
Start movin on my Faybo
B**** she probably already kno'
Let me see dat laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

Say baby gurl
A wat you gon' do
I got a hundred 1s
I wanna throw on you
Just keep dat a** shakin
And I keep tippin' you
While I sit back like a playa
And sip dat grey goose
Feelin' all loose
Cuz gurl you on your job
You got my d*** hard
Da way you touch dem toez
Workin' dem micros
On da stilletos
You made it skeet skeet skeet
Like a water hoez (candy gurl)
Got me goin' in my pocket
Pullin' out mo' dough
Let da waitress kno' I need to order
Five hundred mo'
You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo'
So gone and pack dem bags
And let's mothaf***in' go
I'm waitin' on yo fine a**
At da front doe
Gurl you don kno'
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]
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Any thing else you wanna know jus ask!!! Also check out my online journal thingy on www.xanga.com/omgitsbrittney92!!!

       Luv Always,
           Brittney
P.S. When u kiss me dont be sassy,
use ur tounge and make it nasty!!!