The Seminary Gang
By Seminary Students

Episode 20
Pillar Of What now??


     Hey,this is Jon we have had some majorly messed up crap happen to us now we hve hit the motherload of all Motherloads now watch has we try to handel this one.


     "Captain Keyes, we have a situation."
     Captain Keyes slowly turned around to face the Ensign.
     "I know, Cortana has already aprised me of the situation..."
     "No sir, not that...we have six new life form readings aboard the ship! Five of which are human!"
     "What?!"


"Hey guys" jon said this a few more times "what Jon!? kenzi yelled "two guys with guns are here."
     Several marines came running up to the gang, and emediatly pointed their guns at a growling Aero.
     "Whaaat the heck?! There weren't any Jaguars on Reach! How the heck did these kids get onboard?!"
"that was very rude" jon cominted
"what the heck are u guys saying that we are in HALO?"
"what is this halo nonsense u are on the pillar of Autumn"
     The marines began escourting the gang towards the bridge, but an explosion suddenly rocked the ship. The marines were crushed by a metal beam, and they dropped their battle rifles.
"MINE"!? Both jon and kenzi yelled and grabbed the guns
kenzi grabbed the pink one on accident and it began burning her skin so she quikly traded with jon. ''ready to bust in on mastr cheif?'' ''yeah!'' they began running when kait called
''wait, wasn't that just a game??!!"
     Richard turned around and said, "We were just in a 10-megaton explosion. Isn't it possible that something happened involving a universe-jump?"

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"woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Brian said"wooooooooooot  lets do it agian""wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo""awsome lets do it agian comon ""woooooooooot"
     "What the heck Brian?!" BOOM! The wall in front of the gang exploded, and debris knocked Jon to the ground. Covenant soldiers began pouring in, and a fire fight eruppted between them and the marines. Richard picked up Jon's battle rifle, and began blowing the crap out of some elites. Meanwhile, some grunts began sneaking up on Kenzi.
No! Jon said running up and charging at a Grunt. He smashed the Grunt's head, and blue blood splattered. Jon then howled like a Wampa, and continued his bloody massacure...the gang watched in awe.
By the time it was over, both marines and covenant alike lay in pools of their own blood. Jon stood ontop of a support beam, covered in blood, and made a growel that would make Grog proud. He then realized everyone was staring at him.
     "...To the Master Chief!"
     And the gang took off...

fin

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