The Seminary Gang

By Seminary Students

Episode 21

How many Grunts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends...How high is the light bulb.

why does that matter?

I need to know how hight to stack the bodies.

The Gang busted into the cryogenics control room in time to see the poor technicians get sliced to pieces by the Eliets on the other side. Below, the bay was already clogged with more Covies, who were currently fighting our favorite green armor clad warrior.

Jon: "Where are we?" kenzi does a little circle looking at the ceiling then the floor till finally she realizes just as Jon and Richard Do.

"THERES NO WAY!" Jon exclaimes aloud. "Richard do you think?"

"No it can't BE!" Richard looks down thru the glass to see the master chief make a sift exit firing as he goes.

"WHY NOT!" Jon yells back.

"WOORRT, WOORRT, WOORT,!" The gang spins to see a giant yellow alien charge at them brandishing a sword. Jon side steps and pushes brian into the Elite a slashing motion and brian is on the ground. Jon throws himself onto the elite's sword hand, richard also acts,s throwing himslef into the elite.

"GO!" Richard and Jon yell at the others who back out thru the door they came. The others fumble over them selves to get out, Jon watches as the door closes behind them. Then the gravity of the world went away, Jon felt a swimming motion then the wall. Jon looked to see richard being lifted then throwen away. Jon looked up to see the elite standing over him. If possible the a smile came from the four jawed face. Then Jon's world went blue. He picked himself up and thew himself towards the door where the gang had gone. BANG! then the door closed Jon looked up to see richard standing over him. A smile.

"STICK YOU!" Richard picked up Jon and they both sprinted down the hall.

"Dude do you realize-!" Boom the ship rocked violently throwing him and richard againts the wall.

"We're in HALO!"

"I KNOW!" they turn a corner and duck beneath a half shut blast door and continue down a hall.

Kenzi started panicking. "Wait a minute! We've gotta get off the ship!"

"Not yet," explained Brian. "Master Chief hasn't even met up with Captain Keyes. We still have time to get to the Escape Pods!"

"A nerd all the way," Jon replied disdainfully.

Kaitlin kept a petrified Aero close by as not to get trodden down by the advancing waves of alien warriors. "Well I don't know about you, but we're not wearing any armor or have any weapons. We're as good as dead."

To prove her point, a blob of plasma stream over their heads, nearly missing Jon, the heat sunburning the skin on the back of his neck.

"TIME TO GO!"

Jon pulled them into an airduct that slid apart at there presence flet the heat from the plasma bolts and kept pushing them down the tightly packed hall trying as hard as they can to get away from the betraying light.

"Jon, Jon, STOP SHOVING!" Brian yells.

"Wait here." Jon says then disapears into the dark. Brian waits telling the others to shush. For a second there was quite then the pattering of little feet came a grunt was muttering under his breath.

THWACK! two green plasma bolts zinged thru the air, Illuminating the hall, then all was silent. Brian saw the plasma pistol charge and point at him.

"Is everybody okay?" Jon's face came into view looking spooky in the green light.

"Ow." Jon pointed it down from where the voice had come. Kenzi was lying on her back the green light showing the wound. One of the plasma bolts had nailed her in the leg, buring thru her denim jeens and burning her leg. It was red with bits of black skin hanging off, Jon looked at brian. "Can you get them to the shuttles?" pointing to Richard, Kaitlin, and Aero.

"Yah, were close, to the end of the level. Gimme the pistol." Ripping it from Jon's hand the pistol discharged into the cieling.

"BRIAN!" The heat wave washed over the Gang making most break out into a sweat. "Richard, carry her, and take these." He handed them a couple of plasma grenades. then turned to leave.

"Where are you going?"

"Trust me!"

Richard bent down to lift up Kenzi, who groaned in pain at the wound in her leg. They started making there way towards the bend in the airduct, which led out to another corridor. Standing at the exit, Brian's eyes went wide as he looked out into the hall.

"Ho crap!"

fin