the Stef - 5'1" of PURE AWESOME.

I draw rad pictures. I make comics sometimes. I promote music. I play music on occasion, even. (bass clarinets rule.) I hang with people who make the rok AND the roll... and I am ready to KICK OUT THE JAMS.

Here's what a few folks are saying about the Stef:

"I can see Stef dolls, lunchboxes, alarm clocks...Stefmania!"
- Caz (the Alco)

"Yeah, seriously, Stef is an underground sensation."
- theGreatJoeBivins

"She's like that evil slime from Ghostbusters II. Not that she's gonna be helping a painting kidnap babies or anything--just that the slime was pretty awesome."
- MagicBez

Phil Hartman is the greatest comedian of his time. Love him as he deserves to be. My big goal right now is to find a life-size cardboard cut-out of him. If you have any idea of where to find one, let me know. I would love you forever.