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   Things that i want to do while in Wal-Mart



1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.



2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.



3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.


4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens



5. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.



6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.



7. Put M&Ms on layaway.



8. Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.



9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.



10. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?"



11. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.



12. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men.



13.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.



14. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.



15. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.



16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."



17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.



18. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.



19. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"



20. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"



21. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little paper umbrellas in it.



22. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"



23. TP at much of the store as possible.








29 things Girls want Guys to know
1. We want to be hugged
2. We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.
3. We have peverted minds SOMETIMES
4. Don't take us for granted.
5. If you like us, make your move before someone else does.
6.If you don't shave, don't expect us too...EVERYDAY!!
7. Even though we're perfectly okay with it, don't tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you're willing to do the same.
8. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
9. We don't care how sexy your ex was.
10. We absolutely do not care about how hot you think other girls are even if were not going out with you!!!
11. Even though you almost never are, we'll pretend that you're right sometimes.
12. Its not our job to make all the plans.
13. We understand that size doesn't matter.
14. We're not as shallow as you think we all are.
15. PMS is ALWAYS an excuse.
16. On that note, anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
17. David Boreanaz IS hot, so get over it.
18. We like it when you say that you're sorry (even if its not entirely your fault)
19. The excuse "I can't dance" is absolutely unacceptable...we'll appreciate the effort.
20. Make fun of us...prepare to DIE!
21. The "little things" are really the biggest things
22. No girl just wants to be "your friend with benefits".
23. Don't smoke and expect us to kiss you, its gross beyond words.
24. We're sensitive.
25. When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.
26. Don't lie to us...ever.
27. If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really
like that.
28. Hold our hand.
29. At least 98% of you guys who are reading this REALLY should take our advise, it'll make your life a lot easier








Things I want to do b4 I die! I will take off things I already did.

1. Ride a harley

2. Spend all my money in one day.

3. Work at Burger King (don't ask)

4. Own a horse

5. Eat nothing but candy all day

6. Have 2 kids

7. Find a perfect man

8. Always feel happy

9. Never let someone's words hurt me

10. Feel loved and comferable and not feel loved and uncomferable






10 things I already did that I really wanted to do!

1. Sing a solo

2. Be rich for a day

3. Go on a plane

4. Go to Busch Gardens

5. Swim for a whole day

6. Eat a large pizza by myself

7. Kiss someone

8. Loose my virginity

9. Eat nothing for a day

10. Find my first love