My Space Cadet has just Landed on Elftown. Luckily, I won't be kicked out for beeing such a lousy speaker of English.
  I grew up wondering why Glorfindel's character has been intergrated in to Arwen. thus destroying my teenage idol. I also wandered why would you pick up a name for your mighty villain as ridicilous as mule, unless ofcourse you've never seen one. Lastly I am wonderinh what on earth does o councilator means, and where exactly does this Wolfe guy picks up his vocubulary.
 All this questions have lead me to suffering. The suffering has lead me to pain, the pain has lead me to... drinking (gotcha) and drinking has brought me to elftown.