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hello there. my name is kittee, that's Mistress Kittee to you. i'm going to ask that those of you who are on here and know me please don't reveal my real name to these imbasils who roam this site. thank you ^^

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH! IF YOU CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH WELL, DO NOT TALK TO ME. NOTHING PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN SOMEONE WHO CAN'T SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH B/C I CAN'T FUKKING UNDERSTAND YOU! sorry if that makes me sound like a bitch but that's the way that i feel. don't like it, don't talk to me.

i know you probably read my username and said to yourself "she stole that from the movie hackers" and yes you're right. i absolutely did b/c i LOVE angelina jolie. so therefore i didn't make it up or whatever, i know i stole it from a movie tis why i am crediting it.

single and not looking so don't bother.

in my eyes, there are two groups of people: puppy fukkers and kittee fukkers. neither are bad, but just a fair warning, you are all puppy fukkers until you've had the kittee.
go visit my wiki page puppyfukkersunited and join.

here are some "fun" facts about me. if you don't like me anymore once you've read them, that's fine. there will be no shedded tears on my part.

Basic:
-Height:   5'3"
-Weight:   160
-Hair color: dk. brown
-Eye color: one blue eye and the other
         gray with a green tint
-Fave color: purple and black
-Fave food: Taco Bell
-Fave drink: coffee products or anything
with caffeine
-Boyfriend or girlfriend: i currently have a gf
-Sexual preference: i'm bi but i like girls
more and most men i like look or act like
girls
-What do you look for in a guy: metro/bi
sexual guys, makeup, chubby or skinny
doesn't really matter, emo boys are the
greatest, sense of humor, not
self-centered, high platform boots, and
not a fucking asshole
(I HATE BODY HAIR!)
-In a girl: lots of makeup, synthetic hair,
chubby girls (skinny girlies are okee too),
skirts and high platform boots, cuddly,
and not a total bitch
-Pets: 2 kittees, 1 fish, and 6 rabbits
-Mental illnesses: schitzophrnia, bipolarity,
manic depression, paranoia, and obsessive
compulsive
-Best thing to ever be invented: SEX AND
GLOWSTICKS AND SHARP OBJECTS!!!!!!!!

What are your favorite....
-Celebrities
x Angelina Jolie x
x Kelly Osbourne x
x Joey Jordison x
x Trent Reznor x
x Dimebag Darrel x (gawd rest his soul)
x Davey Havok x
x Maynard x
x Twiggy Ramirez x
x Marilyn Manson x
x Feruza Bulk x
x Jake Gyllenhul x
x Marilyn Monroe x
x Wednesday 13 x
x Lord Nexus x
x Acey Slade x
x Johnny Depp x
x Orlando Bloom x
x Tim Burton x
x Juliya from Fuse x

-Bands
x Alice in Chains x
x Nine Inch Nails x
x Murderdolls x
x Slipknot x
x The Used x
x Brand New x
x Dashboard Confessional x
x Crossfade x
x Local H x
x Simon-Ferior x
x Zeromancer x
x Sublime x
x Cypress Hill x
x Dimmu Borgir x
x A Perfect Circle x
x A.F.I. x
x Ozzy Osbourne x
x DamagePlan x
x Tool x
x Cradle of Filth x
x Kittie x
x Seether x
x Hatebreed x
x The Cure x
x Sex Pistols x
x The Clash x
x Oasis x
x The Ramones x
x Nonpoint x
x Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13
x Lords of Acid x
x MSI x
x Avenged Sevenfold x
x Bleeding Through x
x OTEP x
x My Chemical Romance x
(i'm sure you get the idea)

-Movies
x Any Tim Burton Film x
x Any J. Depp Film x
x Gia x
x Any Horror Films x
x Any movie that DOESN'T have clowns in
it haha x

-Cartoons
x Futurama x
x Family Guy x
x Inuyasha x
x Aqua Teen Hunger Force x
x INVADER ZIM x (Jhonen Vasquez is my
hero)
x Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi x
x PowerPuff Girls x
x Care Bears x
x Ninja Turtles x
x Spongebob x
x Beavis and Butthead x

and before i forget check out muh budday brian (zombie_slayer) he's so awesome! weeee

ok so um yeah that's me, if you want to know more, send me a message, okee? later days.

R.I.P. Puppy Fuckers
xXx KITTEE xXx