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If you want to know more about me, just read the following list. If you don't want to know more about me, just don't. That's easy, isn't it?

Kabonkel's questionairies

All I want is:
- less to do
- more time to do it
- higher pay for getting it done

!!!! Save the earth, it's the only planet with chocolate !!!!

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

Smile... tomorrow will be worse

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening

Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.

If something seems too good to be true, it probably is

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later

Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't

The sexier a man is, the better the chances that he is gay

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference

Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders