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me and ma sexy mamma!!!
my big siz me and my stepmom.... god i look fat in this pic?!?!?
sry i no a lil dramatic but true....
I have brown hair and eyes,white straight teeth & a big butt! im skinny and my fav color is blue ... ....lol,im a cheerleader for my school and last compition we got 1st place...! i no were really good and no were not amatures we do crazy ass stunts...and dont no wen gettin pics sry! but from my description that should be enough.
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
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hottest guys:
ashton
orlando
usher
chris
nelly
zach
zack
gavin
trevor
and many many more
music:
candy shop
toy soldier
baby its you
freak a leak goodies
oooo
run it
mocking bird
girl fight
we belong together
dont forget about us
oh
like you
let me hold u
and i
whisper song
and laot others
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isnt that so funny
i like a guy who likes me for me not for my juss my body but that does count!!!! (lol)
im not real bitchy but can be somtimeslol heetee and i dont cyber so plz dont ask..... and dont ask to get some,cause you wont......... THANX
kissin is a hobby
fukin is a game
guys get all the pleasure
gurls get all the pain
hes says he loves u
and u believe him
but wen your tummy starts to swell
hes says to hell wit u
10 mins of sex
9 mnths of pain
a baby wit no nme
the baby is a bastured
the mom is a whore
this would of never happened if the condum didnt get torn
one day a guy and a girl were driving down the road. He could sense somthing was wrong, because of the dead silence. She told him to pull over. when they did she told him she had different feelings and that it was time to move on. A silent tear fell from his eye. He raeched into his pocket and pulled out a note, and handed it to her. At that exact moment a drunk driver was speeding down the road headed there direction. He hit the drivers side killing the boy. Muracisulary the girl lived. she remember the note in her pocket. She pulled it out and it read "Without your love i would die"......
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A girl and a boy were on the motorcycle going 90 miles per hour down the road.
girl- slow down ur goin to fast!
boy- no this is fun!!!
girl- please slow down she asked.
boy- say u love me.
girl- alright i love u now there slow down.
boy- give me a hug.
girl hugs him.
boy- take off my helment and put it on u....
NEWS PAPER ARTICLE A WEEK LATER..
A horrible motorcycle crashed happened last week. A boy and a girl crashed into a building because of a brake problem. The young man driving it, died, but the girl lived.
See, the boy found out half way through the ride that the brakes wernt working. So he told her to tell him she loves him one last time and to hug him one more time.. Then told her to take off his helment and put it on her so she wouldnt die but he knew he would..
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1. name:shelby
2. bf's name:casey
3. fine:yes
4. music:rap and hip hop
5. friends:yes alot
6. smoke:when i have somthing to smoke
7. cyber: only wit certin guys...jk
8. school:dont need to kno
9. sex:femal
10. virgin:NO
11. madeout:hellz yah
12. gave head: i did last night lol
13. gottin fingered: yes
14. flashed somone: yah last night
15. 69: nope not yet
16. handjob: yah
17. gottin aetin out: nope
yah well thats that
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check them out
i love u always......
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i love u love me u no we were ,ment to be
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so if ya like what ya see read on kk lol
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MMHH TASTY
U MAKE ME THROUGH UP A LIL....
I LIKE TO WHATCH PEOPLE TRIP!!!
U UGLY PEOPLE ARE NICE BUT U GATTA GO....
PARENTS ARE ANNOYIN BUT NTHEY GIVE U MONEY!!!
HAPPY HAPPY BUNNY.....~~~!!!
iz that a banana in you pants or are you just happy to see me!!
if u dont like my house tell and i will chang love every one who iz reading this
lil miss duggy sat on her buggy smoking a bowl of weed and a spider sat beside her and sold her a kilo of speed..
I WOULD RATHER U HATE ME FOR SOMTHING I AM THEN LOVE ME FOR SOMTHING IM NOT....
g2g: got to go
lol: laugh out loud
pos: parent over shoulder
jk: just kidding
dk: dont know
omg: oh my god
cm: call me
ttyl: talk to ya later
lylas: love ya like a sister
bfam: brother from another mother
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there iz this guy next door she threw me in the floor she counted 1 2 3 then stuck it into me my mother was suprised to see my tummy rise!!!
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im so so so so sexy LOL IM JK DONT WORRIE ITS AN INSIDE JOKE
SRY I TOOK DOWN MY RYHMES THATS JUST NOT ME
oh and if that dosent work here are some dumb blond jokes!!
how do u kill 3 blonds in a sumberine
u knock on the door!!
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ok so there iz this real dumb blond and her house catches on fire so she jumps in her car and drives to her friends house and call the fire department and when she tells them her house iz on fire they ask how to there and she said with your big red fire truck duhh!!!~~ ha i love that!
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2 blonds livin in texas were sittin on a bench and 1 turns to the other and asks whitch do u think iz farther florida or the moon and the other 1 says helloooooo can u see florida!!**** hehe
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How did the blond explain how her helicopter crashed she said she was cold so she turned off the big ceilin fan!!yup that iz wat i would of said
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How could u tell whitch blond iz a waitress the 1with a tampon behind her ear wonderin wat she did wit her pencil! haha
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Why did the blond quit workin as bein a bathroom atendet she didnt no how to change
the bathroom dryer!~~~~!!! i always wondered how jk
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SO IF YA LIKE MY HOUSE THANX O MAKE SURE U DO MY POLL ITS AWSOME DONT WORRIE I CHANGED IT
boys are cheats and liars their such a big discrasce they will tell u anything to get to second baseball baseball he thinks hes ganna score if u let him go all the way then u r a horegacultures study flowers geologist study rocks all a guy really wants from u iz a place to put his cockroches beetles butterflys and bugs nothin makes them happier thuen a giant pair pf jugglers and acrabats and dancin bears name chuck all guys really want to do iz forget it no such luck!! lol i no funny funny
