Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there…. I do not sleep.


I am the thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.


When you awaken in the mornings
hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush,
of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft star that shines at night.


Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there - I did not die.











you can not see
what you meant to me
your laugh was so bright
and filled me with light
you were so near
but what i feared is here
your way points there
while mine is here
many years has gone
i feel so, so alone
i miss a piece in my soul
i can not find a goal
the air is thick
i see our friendship fading, and it makes my heart feel sick
you never thought you were better than me
that made us so playful and free
with you everything was so light and true
yes, i could be myself with you
when i was down
like a clueless clown
you helped me up
to reach the top
when i think if us i want to cry
and that i`ll tell you is not a lie
with you i shared my thoughts, hiding in my heart
i knew you`d be my friend, i knew it from the start
whatever happens i will allways forever love my very best friend




Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.


People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?



People who are willing to get off the couch to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.





When people say "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". No kidding, hon. What good is a cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?





When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?



When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, idiot, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?



When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.



When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you pulled me over.



When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer? (Other than afterlife...)



When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one damn piece of paper!



When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came, I would not be standing here!



People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?





It’s the scars that you cant see that take the longest to heal