Hard talkin', fast walkin', kick ya in the nuts if ya keep gawkin'! Nah i'm jus' fuckin' with ya im jus' lookin' to ride into the juice of the cosmos baby...oh yea!


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I'm in a band called DTR. we only play original songs. were a fantastic foursome who love to rock out with our cocks out....not really...
 

(this is [jables] gone hulk style)


im d drummer, [jables] is d singer n rythm guitarist n on bass we hav d not so racist bassist rick with a silent "p" and on awesome lead guitars from mars is d amazing oisín....its going well...



this is one of our DTR logos


our influences n my preffered bands include:
tenacious d
cky
NIN
pixies
black sabbath (with ozzy)
pantera
blind melon
matisyahu
led zeppelin
bob dylan
the who
bob marley
qotsa
rhcp
slayer
the tom tom club
rory gallagher
kings of leon
nirvana
death from above 1979
pearl jam
pink floyd
bad religion
rolling stones
presidents of usa
beatles
offspring
rob zombie
the haunted
deep purple
soil
tool
perfect circle
korn
slipknot
soad
ramstein
sepultura (the max days)
opeth
jeff buckley
soundgarden
eagles of death metal
down
downset
ac/dc
parrodox
distillers
alice in chains
stone temple pilots
smashing pumpkins
hole
prodigy
jimi hendrix
the doors
green day
deftones
rage against the machine
audioslave
...loads more but fuck it ya get d picture!





I AM OF THE PROUD SOLDIERS OF THE ORC ARMY OF ORCTOWN!! ALL FEAR ORCS ARE HERE!!! BOW DOWN TO ORCTOWN!!!



the gang out...jables, jo, scotty n me



favourite movies include:
donnie darko
fear and loathing in las vegas
clerks
mallrats
chasing amy
dogma
jay and silent bob strike back
buffalo 66
secret window
sin city
high fidelity
evil woman
envy
signs
the shining
evil dead trilogy
predator
aliens
terminator trilogy
the big lebowski
team america
the ninth gate
angel heart
blow
nightmare before christmas
wonderland murders
the doors
the island of doctor moreau
children of the corn
dawn of the dead
night at the roxbury
cable guy
freddy got fingered
lord of the rings trilogy
star wars first trilogy
the latest star wars movie
underworld
..........and many many more

Mother-Fuck Those Mother-Fucking Fuck-Heads From The Butt-Fucking Future....THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!DER FLERK DE JERBS!!!DERKA DERK!!!



another night out and tim came along for the ride too...not that there was any riding...

my top five favourite actors are:
jack nicholson
jeff bridges
johnny depp
val kilmer
jack black



this is len...he's a serial killer! [Edmund]

CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS, REAL PAIN FOR MY SHAM FRIENDS.

Tish the dish!!


me n tish livin it up stylishly!


me n marbles after comin out of d cinema seein dawn of the dead....it really made an impression!



Dunno what happened it didnt look like that at the time....i swear....??



(for special fun go to Mr.T's house at [indifferent] but be weary!!)

CHEERS!!