Tall Short Brown hair, brown eyes, baby face, and i am a heavy weight lifter

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..




Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.


Guy: No, this is fun.


Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!


Guy: Then tell me you love me.


Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!


Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.


*Girl hugs him*


Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.



(In the paper the next day)



A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but



only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.



..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..


1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?


  

you have got to read this it is so funny

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is fourty cat
This is seconds cat

Lonely I'm so lonely,
I have nobody,
For my owwnnn
I'm so lonely, I'm so Lonely
I have nobody,
For my owwnnn
I'm so lonely,


Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno got to have one good girl whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the bullshit then one day he cant take it no more and decides to leave


I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuz
Ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashin


I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I'm so Lonely (so Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)


I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm so Lonely (so Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)


Cant belive I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life


I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm so Lonely (so Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody to call my own)
To call my own (to call my own)


I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm so Lonely (so Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)


Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the guy of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely


So lonely (so lonely)
I'm so Lonely (so Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)


I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm so Lonely (so Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)


Never thought that id be alone, I didnt think you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to call my phone, so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever
Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...


I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm so Lonely (so Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)


I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm so Lonely (so Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)


Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), so Lonely 

Now read the 3 word in each sentence, ha ha

mama jokes are the shit feel free to steel!!


Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!


Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!


Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!


~*~**~*~*~*~*~YO MAMA IS SO GREASY~*~*~*~*~*~*


Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!


Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!


Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her


~*~*~*~*~*~*~YO MAMA IS SO FAT~*~*~*~*~*~*~


Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up


Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"


Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.


Yo mama so fat were in her right now


Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise


Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone


Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors


Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...


Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world


Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy


Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!


Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!


Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"


Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"


Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway


Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller


Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets


Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th


Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too


Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"


Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!


Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"


Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.


Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.


Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.


Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!


Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!



Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!


Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!


Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!


Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!


Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...


Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.


Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!


Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!


Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!


Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!


Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!


Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.


Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!


Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!


Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!


Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!


Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!


Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!


Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!


Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!


Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!


Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!


Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!


Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!


Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!


Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!


Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!


Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!


Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!


Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!


Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.


Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"


Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!


Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!


Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th


Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too


Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!


Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.


Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.


Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping


Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.


Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.


Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.


Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.


Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.


Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.


Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.


Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.


Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.


Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.


Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!


Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.


Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her


Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.


Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.



Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.


Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family


Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through


Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.


Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.


Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.


Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.


Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!


Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.


Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water


Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out


Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth


Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures


Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.


Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.


Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.


Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.


Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.


Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....


Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.


Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.


Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.


Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.


Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.


Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"


Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!


Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.


Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

NUMBER:69
COLOR: red
DAY: friday
MONTH: july
SONG: duality (slipknot)
FOOD: peperoni pizza with ranch dressing 
SEASON: SUMMER
SPORT: FOOTBALL!, DUMBASS!
DRINK: MT.dew
VEGGIE: brocholi and cheese
FRUIT: strawberry
FAST FOOD: hardees


091: What is the most beautiful part on the female body: face and ass! got to have a fat ass!!
092: Most original place to get drunk: cassy's house
093: What do you think of Elftown: pretty cool
094: Is there something you miss about Elftown: Nope
095: Where did you get this question list: stranger
096: Besides Elftown, what do you do most on your PC: comnputers and accounting
097: Is there a question you missed in this all: Nope
098: Fave actor(s): ashley long
099: Fave Book(s): bible
100: Fave Comic Books: I don't read 'em ever
101: Fave Anime: lion king
102: Fave Gaming Platform: PS2
103: Fave Game(s): ghost recon
104: Fave Poet(s): Edgar Allen Poe
105: Fave flower(s): Red rose!!
106: Fave Superhero: captain underpants