so any way panda is walking down the road just whistiling to himself and he bumbs into a women .. they both fall over the panda springd back onto his feet apologising frantically. he helps the young lady up to her feet he says " what are you doing ,, out so late on this dingy corner " She replys " well you see my big fluffy friend i am a prostitute i need to make money to feed my 7 hungry kids "


the panda istantly feels warm inside he developes a strong feelings for the prostitute and he asks if he can go home with her. the prostitute takes her gigantic mamal BACK TO HER SMALL SINGLE BEDROOM FLAT ON THE 36 floor of the most ill treated tower block the panda had ever seen. she takes him in her room were she cooks the most elegant meal he has ever tasted. he asks "what is this devine meal" Skinheads on a raft my panda chum" otherwise known as beans on toasts. after his meal " what is a prostitute " he inquires. she takes his hand and reads from a dictionary " prostitute sells sex " she leads him into the bedroom and the rest is history the panda falls in love and has the best most passionate 28 minuites of his life...... then he gets his coat and leaves withoute a goodbye. the prostitute is confused beyond believe " but what about paying me " she shouts " only to hear the sollunm reply of look me up in the dictionary ..... panda only eats shoots and leaves..... he he lol


ITs a picture of an *ANGRY* panda how could u not expect me to put in the panda joke...
now as you can see from the picture the panda is on a crazy car eating, fire causing' gun shooting rampage trying to find his recently lost hat .. no more whistling for our young hero .. the panda!!!







my name is luke ....hello





well ... i live in a house .. houses are cool. my house is cool however slightly underated. it has windows and doors thats about it really house wise.. i play the drums. thats fun . means i can hit stuff with success and people say its a talent which yeah thats pritty cool... i enjoy going to the cinema and convincing my brother to descretely shout cinemas are for losers during the opening credits.. good times, i think that smokers smokers must have nice smelling insides because ash smells like shit and so does the smoke yet tabacco actually smells quite nice so the good smell has to go somewhere.. i am not a vegetarian but i dont eat meat i do however sometimes eat fish this is mainly because tuna fish are evil ( they actually attack dolphins OMG!! how rude because dolphins can do backflips and anything that can do backflips should be saved!!!) yeah so i eat a few of those ... i like replying to any request with yes dear because its funny when its a teacher someone of similar superiority because they seem overwhelmingly bewildered its great... i also rollerblade because its fun .... music wise i like we are scientists , artic monkeys, tom vek and such the list goes on... my favourite thing in the world i would have to say is catch phrases they are what makes the world go round and i like people who talk street .. well thts me in 236 words thx for reading and have a good life feel free to message me as it would probaly be the highlight of my day...