[kelly is electrikk]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2006-06-02
Written: (7311 days ago)

   ~ThInGs We OnLy WiSh GuYs KnEw~
This is very very very true guys.. so READ IT!
              --Kelly

1. Don't ever lie to us. we always find out.


2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.


3. Don't say you understand when you don't.


4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!


5. You dont have PMS, don't act like you know what it's like.


6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.


7. If you talk about having a big Dick, we know you don't. 


8. Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships.


9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big. 


10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. 


11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.


12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.


13. If you did something wrong, or even if you didn't, apologize. 


14. Be spontaneous. dinner and a movie won't always cut it.


15. We are self-conscious by nature. we can't help it.


16. We are drama queens.


17. Fashion police do exist. 


18. Don't ask us to give head. if you are nice you just might get it. 


19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.


20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.


21.We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it. 


22. Don't make bets about us. we always find out. 


23. Shave no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.


24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not. 


25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's. hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)


26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.


27. We are beautiful at all times.


28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.


29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick. so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it. 


30. Most importantly: we are always right. so don't forget it.


801969  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-06-02
Written: (7311 days ago)

¤Gonna be a great firday night, but I'm excited to spend time with a bunch'a awesome people¤ Maybe Sarah Bendure will get lucky with that awesome hook-up.. and Kelly Bendure (me) and Lainey Bendure will be there to help! *WooT*

801959  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-06-02
Written: (7311 days ago)

Ooh my! I finally started one of these things. Yes! Someone praise me!
So all the seniors (including my wonderful brother) are gone. Its weird without them.. the school is super empty. So im really excited for next Thursday.. not only is it our last day of school, but also My Uncle, Aunt, and Cousins are coming up from Missouri! I havent seen them in like 4 years so im just exstatic! I really cant wait!

Anyways Sarah and I are thinking about going up to Seneca High School and proptesting because Their making Justin go to PM tech next year.. and Sarah and I are stuck in AM :(
So we'll only get to see him during fall fest.. or if he comes down in the morning to give us a cooking demo. Ahhh.. Culinary Arts is gunna be so much fun but so so boring at the same time just because Justin is going in the Afternoon.
Have funn loveys!

  ♥Kelly

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