Tsome's Class

Justin burst through the door. His trusty chain caught the nearest desk and tripped him. After he regained his composure he ran up to the front desk. "Tsome sense, Tsome sensei!!! Its been a while so when i heard you were teaching here i had to come visit!!!"

Tsome was sleeping at her desk.She woke up."What?Wheres the fire?What happened?!"

Merc rolled her eyes and walked in,shoving Justin and kept walking.

Cedric walked in and stood at the front of the classroom. He took out a kunai and threw it at Merc.

Merc didn't even turn.She caught it in between two of her fingers."I don't think attacking a student is legal.."

Cedric turned to Tsome, "you've tought them well, good job Merc," cedric smiled.

"Screw off."Merc glared.

"Is that any way to speak to the Hokage?" Cedric asked.

"Oh i'm sorry.Fuck off.Is that better?"

Tsome got up and whapped her in the back of the head. "Thats enough out of you." she growled.

Merc glared and kept silnt.

"tehehe," Cedric laughed. "haha, never use that word again or your suspended from the next mission young lady"

Merc's eye twitched and she glared.

Sara walks in the classroom. Her eyes run across everyone then to the teacher.

Tsome looked over at her and smiled softly.

"I understand that your the teacher?", Sara steps fully into the room.

Tsome nodded. "Yes, yes I am."

"Okay....well, where do I sit and how much of the lesson have I missed?"

A little girl stumbled in, "I'm sorry I'm late! Am I at the right place? A boy in orange with whiskers gave me the wrong directions and I'm new here and..." Little Yuki looked around warily straightening her faded blue cap. "This is the Academy right?"

"Yup I'm really in the wrong room...", Sara gets a annoyed look on her face.

Merc looked over at the little girl and at Sara."What are you kids doin in here?"

Tsome whapped Merc in the head, then turned to Little Yuki. "Yes, this is the academy. And if you have been assigned to Tsome Uchiha's class, then you are in the right room."

"Look I was told that I had to take this class and pass it to become a leaf ninja.", Sara flashed her passport and Hiate head band, "Lightning village, that's where I was born."

Tsome nodded. "Then take a seat and pay attention."

Little Yuki hurridly took a place next to Sara. She smiled happily at her. She whispered to her, "Hi, I'm Little Yuki. You come from the Lightning Village? I'm not yet a gennin, I think you're so cool! Is the Lightning Village far? Is it fun?" She looked around nervously, "Can I touch your Hiate?"

"My name is Sara Uchiha, as for the lightning village, it's okay, but I missed the leaf village. The lightning village isn't too far, but it is a long walk and if you must touch the hiate around my neck then let me take it off first.", Sara take off her Hiate and hands it to Yuki.

Little Yuki grinned and held the hiate carefully, in awe, "Wow, a real hiate. You must be an awesome ninja!"

"Maybe so."

Merc growled."Silence!"She looked over at Tsome,who was writing down things."I'm am Mercury the Desert Rose.Sand Ninja exrodinair.No talking."

Yuki sweatdropped. "That persons scary neh Uchiha chan?"

Tsome sighed. "Mercury, don't be harsh." she said softly.

Little Yuki waved her hand excitedly, "Sensei? Sensei? Can I ask a question?"

Tsome smiled and looked over at her. "Yes Yuki?"

"When can I become a ninja?"

"Once you get through the basics and learn them, then at the end of the year you take a test and if you pass it, you become a gennin." Tsome smiled.

Little Yuki sank into her chair disappointed, "Aw man. This sucks." She rested her head on her arms turning so she could see Uchiha chan, "Say, what's our sensei's name?"

"Her name is Tsome Uchiha.The Greatest of the Uchiha clan and envied by others..Including a sand ninja cause she wont teach her the summoning jutsu!!"Merc growled at Tsome.

Tsome groaned and smacked her forehead, then threw a pencil at Merc. "Its only because your chakra isn't at the right strength yet you numb skull!" she barked.

Merc hissed."LIAR!"She caught the pencil."Its only cause my chakra level is unstable!Thats what you told me yesterday!!"

Little Yuki shivered. "Uchiha sensei? Er, Tsome sensei? What's a chakra? And what's a summoning no jutsu?"

Tsome smiled and stood up. "Chakra is spiritual energy that can be formed to use different techniques. The summoning no jutsu is when you use your chakra to call forth an animal or spiritual being to help you during battle."

"Cool! When do we get to learn that? Do Ihave chakra? How do Iknow if I have it? What happens if I don't have it?" Little Yuki had to stop to breath. Her face was going red with excitement, she was going to be a ninja! Finally her dream was coming true!

Tsome smiled. "First, you need to know the basic weapons of a ninja, and what kinds of chakra there are. It'll be a while before you actually use it. But you see, there are three categories for usage of spiritual energy. Ninjutsu, which is your basics; Genjutsu, which is your illusions; and Taijutsu, which is hand to hand combat."

Her excitement faded a little, "It sounds complicated Tso- er Uchiha sensei..."

"It can be dificult at times, but its worth it." Tsome smiled, "And you can just call me Tsome or Sensai." she said softly.

"Hai!" Little Yuki grinned brightly but then something caught her eye and she blanched. "Sensei! There's people fighting! I see snakes! We have to go help them!" Little Yuki stood up trembling, they have to go help, SHE had to go help, she couldn't just stand there! Without a pause she ran out. (7th hokages past)

Merc sighed."I'll get her."She jumped outside,running after her.

"Can someone tell me what's going on?", She looks to Tsome, "Your a Uchiha right?"

Tsome stood up quickly. "Everyone, stay here... I need to make sure Yuki and Mercury are alright... I don't want any of you leaving this room." she said, hurrying out the door and into the battle.

"And no one answers me...", Sara glares, "I don't know about you guys but does anyone know what's going on?", sara remember's Yuki has her Hiate, "That's just great.", Sara runs out of the classroom to find Yuki.

"Yuki? Yuki, Where are you?, Yuki?", Sara runs past a dark side ally.

Tsome saw Sara and growled. "I thought I told you to stay in the classroom..." She was still holding Yuki's body.

"Sara what happened to her?!", Sara notices her hiate in Yuki's hand, "Look I passed all the tests in my country I'm praticly a jonnin the only reason i'm doing this is for my clan so what's going on?"

"Thats good for you... Now I need to take Little Yuki to her family... so they can set up a funeral..." Tsome said softly, walking towards where Little Yuki lived.

"Answer me! I don't care if I am form another village I am a Uchiha, or half at least, i need to know what's going on!", Sara's haite falls out of Yuki's hand. sara picks it up and ties it around her neck.

"Orochimaru attacked the village... nothing really new... Yuki got in the middle of it, and died trying to save villagers like any other ninja would do." Tsome said, looking through Sara with piercing dark green eyes.

"I take it the chruin exams are going on then?", Sara said looking toward the arena.

"Maybe.... maybe not... it'll be up to the Hokage... now if you'll exscuse me..." Tsome said, walking away.

"Your not going to give me a straight answer are you?", Sara turned away, "Fine I don't care if this village accepts me or not, i'm going to find him, I have to get this mark off some how.", sara runs to the arena to find Orochimaru.

Ketsu pops his head in the door " hay well i gues im in this class now and i was wondering if there was a test or any thing because if not im just gona leave OK "

Tsome smirked. "Actually, your in luck. There is usually ALWAYS a test..."

Ketsus head drops and he sloley dreges to an empty seat "damn"

Tsome smirked. "Today's test is aim. You will each get 10 shuriken, and whoever doesn't get a bullseye with all 10 shuriken at a 50 meter distance, has to take it again after I help you with it."

"aim thats what im best at YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!"ketsu shouts and does a small happy dance " ummm none of u saw that" and he quickly sits back down

Tsome chuckled and sat on her desk. "First off though, before the little 'test', can anyone name the three types of ninja tectics and what they are?"

"i know Genjutsu, Illusion Techniques Taijutsu hand-to-hand combat, and ninjutsu witch can relly be eney thing u can think of" sayes ketsu

Merc woke up from her peaceful sleep."What...?"

Tsome nodded. "Very good. Now, can anyone explain about the special bloodlines? What are they?"

"well theres the kaguya wit the Dead Bone Pulse, and the Rinnegan but thats all i know" ketsu sayes

"Special bloodline traits are special hereditory techniques that no one else can do,such as sharingan.And mine,Kurobara."Merc yawned.

"well thats not completely true take kakashi he has sharingan and hes not an Uchiha " ketsu interrupts

Merc flung a pebble at him.

ketsu shoots a finger billet at his shin

"Tsome sensei?" A timid Little Yuki peeked in from the doorway. At long last she had finally recovered and she missed her class and her kind teacher. She still wanted to be a ninja. Just like her Yuki Oneechan. Maybe they won't be mad at her for skipping out a couple classes. But Yuki Kinomoto wouldn't let her out of the Hospital until Sakura sama said she could. If she explained, maybe they won't be as mad...

MErc made a sand sheild.

Tsome smiled, and already knew about her condition. "Welcome back Yuki-san." She looked at Mercury and Ketsu. "Now now, thats enough you two! I will be explaining more about how Kakashi got his sharringan when we learn more about Hunter-nins and what they do."

"so merc what does your Kurobara do eney wase" ketsu asks politely 

Merc stuck her middle finger up at Ketsu.

ketsu pointed his right back and extended the bone 2feet out of his finger

Merc morphed her sand into a giant hand,flipping him off.

ketsu looks at the sand hand then his hand back and forth for about a min "damn i cant beat that" and then he starts laughing.

The sand went back into Merc's gourd and she yawned.

"well at least i dont have to ask what her Kekkei genkai does any more" ketsu mutters to himself

"Ketzu, Mercury, thats enough." Tsome growled.

"Whatever Ms.Uchiha.

"umm what were we doing?" ketsu asks with a confuse look on his face.

Little Yuki blinked. Hesitating to step into the room. Just what did that hand sign mean?

Tsome glared at Mercury and a shuriken missed her head by inches. "NEVER call me that again."

"damn i dint even see hir move when she threw that" ketsu sayes with an amised look on his face "so when are we gona get to this shuriken test" (note to self never call tsome Ms.Uchiha)

Merc was un phased by the kunai

Tsome sighed. "Soon as everyone is here, we'll get started."

"cool" ketsu kicks his feet up on the desk and leans back waiting for every one to show up

"yhaaan hay Ms. uch.....hahonomahi tome this is taking forever cant we just start class now im going to fall asleep 
if i sit here eney longer" asks ketsu with a slightly frightened look on his face

Tsome cracke dher shoulder. "Alright. Seeing that your all Genin, I'll make it easy with just aiming practice right now."

"Oh come on Tsome.Give us something challenging."Merc whined.

Tsome smirked. "Your aim sucks. You need to work on it."

"STOP STALKING ME!"MErc growled adn walked to her emo corner.

"awwwww just aim mercs right we can do some thing harder" says ketsu

Merc pointed a kunai at Ketsu."Don't make me use you as target practice..."

ketsu whips 3 bone kunai out of his ribs "go a head not like youll hit me" ketsu says with a grin

Tsome...Im close to killing him."MErc growled.

"Well, you both want something more challenging... I'll step into the fight when I think its enough." Tsome smirked.

"you shure a bout that tsome because well i ming look at hir she might get hurt" ketsu jokes " i know you want to throw some thing at me dont you yah thats what i tought" ketsu says to merc

Merc tackeld him to the floor."YOUR VOICE IS SO ANNOYING!"

POOOFFF!!!! ketsu taps her on her shoulder " my voice is not annoying im just an asshole"

A knock is heared on the door. Sara steps in and bows to Tsome-sensai, "I'm sorry I ran off like that, I just, I don't know what I was thinking. Am I still allowed in the class?"


Merc turned adn tackeld Ketsu again.

POOOOFFF!!! merc tackels hir desk " it dint work the first time what made u think it would work a second time" ketsu says form whare mercs desk useto be

Sara glances to where Merc and Ketsu were, she stays bowed awaiting Tsome-sensai's answer.

Merc hissed.

"ok she kinda scars me" ketsu says to tsome pointing at merc " she looks nice plezz let her stay you know the more the marryer or something like that" ketsu says referring to sara

"Please, I don't want her to be pursuaded into doing this, either she will or won't. I hope you understand."

"ok tsome completely forget what i was saying " ketsu says as he throws a wad of paper at the back of mercs head.

"Um....okay?...", Sara looks back at Tsome-sensai.

Merc picked up the piece of paper and threw it back at him.

ketsu makes sum hand sings and the paper bursts it to flames

Mercury glared.

Tsome sighed. "Holdd on Sara." she walked over to Ketsu, grabbed him by the back of the shirt, then grabbed Merc, and bashed their heads together. "Thats enough now you two!"

Mercury twitched adn held her forehead."OWWW!!"

"If this is a bad time, I can come back later..."

Tsome laughed lightly. "Its no trouble! What can I help you with?"

Sara looks to Tsome, she seems alittle stressed, "I asked you if I could come back to your class..."

"Oh right, of course you can." Tsome chuckled.

"That's great!", she takes her former seat.

"is that every one Tsome cane we start now" ketsu asks

Merc sighed softly and rubbed her head."Ow...'

Tsome nodded. "yes, we can start. Lead head out to the training ground." she smiled, getting up out of her seat.

Sara watches the room waiting for someone to make a move.

ketsu jumped up from his seat and headed for the door then stopped and looked back "well come on lets go" ketsu blurted out excitedly.

Sara stands up heads for the door. She stays on her toes, always watching her surroundings.

Ketsu darts down the hallway to the training ground.

Sara laughs lightly at Ketsu's enthusaism.

ketsu pops his head back in the dore "ok lets go i really want to get this over with because well making shuriken hurts"

Sara follows Ketsu.

"Training Ground? May i come?" Justin had left the desk in the classroom and followed the duo here.

Tsome nodded. "Of course you can." she chuckled.

A cloud of dust erupted from justin's heels as he was already a quarter mile ahead once Tsome-sensei had finished the sentance.

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