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NCD

Quotes from Big Emma

_{The violent one}

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I'm so tired I'm thinking of resorting to violence


I'm not immature! I'm not a piece of cheese!


They were shit with a capital 'I'


It's why God put penises on the outside. Revenge for periods


I love ATM machines. I always win


Not a cat in Hell's chance. But I think cats could take over Hell so that's why they don't let them in.


*Lil Steph talking about how lots of people's grandparents are in hospital and she knows lots of pregnant people*
It's replacements man. Gotta pop a couple off before you pop a couple out


Now go home and re-think your life....DAMN! My jedi mind powers aren't working


Drunk logic always makes sense 'til you wake up with a traffic cone in your bed


Do you ever get this right. Another Emma joined Tae Kwon Do, and I was asked if I knew her...It's like, we don't have a secret society! There is no club!


That was the powerful retardedness of my left hand


*trying to untie her shoelaces that Big Steph kindly tied for her*
YES! I WIN!
*falls of bench backwards*
*sits on floor looking confused as to how she got there*


It's like an amplified mouse fart


You know what my areoplane needs? Woosh lines


If my nose was a gymnast it'd be olympic standard


 *Lil Stpeh blows a VERY wet rasberry in Emma's face* ARGHH!! *smacks head off window* Me mouth was open and everything!!


You don't have to be a pyromanic to be a chemist, but it helps


She coughed and he slipped


The hangover fairy took a shit in my mouth


You can get floaties for your wheelchair


All I need is a goat, a knife, and where he lives....And an understanding bus driver


My monkey looks like it's going 'Say wha?!'


Clever with a capital 'R'


It's a spoon with an identity crisis


Don't throw food at me! My mouth wasn't open