GM Rules under my RP's

No Mary Sues or Gary Stus! BAD! Do you know how hard it is to work with somebody who has to be the center of attention and is skilled in every type of weaponry and martial arts that exists? I will not kill my RP's for the sake of somebody's feelings. Learn to make a character before even considering any of my role-plays. (this will continue at the bottom of the page )
I am the only god. No god-modding. this means you are not immortal, invincible and you can be hit and your attacks can miss. Get over it.
No rudeness OOC (Out of Character). I will fucking ban you. What mean is, with different personalities characters can and will fight. They can insult one another all they want. We can have a "Yo MAMA" Smackdown for all I care. But do not start insulting the player. If you have a problem and I'm the GM, take it up with me and I'll work it out outside of the rp.
One type of magic, unless you are a mage etc--in that case you may have three.
Follow the storyline with races and so on.
Sex is fine, keep it and romance tasteful.
Language is fine to some extent, but keep it PG13 with an occasional outburst if you can. (This means bitch, hell, prick, damn, ass, bastard and other things you can say on the radio are okay in normal convos. Getting into Fuck, shit etc should only be when your character is in extreme pain or extremely angry)
Have fun.
Submit a character sheet for my approval. If one is not on the RP then use this one.:

User:
Character:
Gender:
Alignment: (good, neutral or evil/lawful, neutral or chaotic)
Race/Species:
Physical:
Personality:
Magic/Abilities:
Weapons:
Background and History:
Weaknesses: and you must have at least two!

I will kill off any inactive people who don't say ahead of time that they will be inactive.
Do your best with spelling and grammar as well as punctuation.
When you RP, do not do so in first person. What I mean is:
good first person: Nightshade said, "I...I don't know what to say."
bad first person: I walked into the room and I sat on the couch, "Did you miss me?"

The reason the first is good and the second is bad: You know which character is talking. If everybody RPed in first person, the story would stop making sense and there would be no point trying to fix it.

RP in past tense.
good example:Nightshade ran his fingers through his ebony locks and glared down at the floor, "I can't do this."
bad example: Nightshade runs his fingers through his ebony locks and glares down at the floor, "I can't do this."

I find it hard to follow so don't use present tense.

I accept some pseudo Garys and Marys... so let's make a chart...

Acceptable	Unacceptable
Social outcast	Memory loss with no purpose behind it
Some tragedy so long as it has point	Emo angst bullshit
Fan girl/boy drooling over their new love	Girl/boy fucking everything that moves
Characters with psychological issues (these can get interesting)	Characters that make their life the center of the role-play
Fighting	God mods and power plays
Character being skilled at something	Being perfect in every way
Characters that only become hermits based on situations	Characters that shut everybody else out at all times or otherwise make it impossible to role-play with
Characters who gradually develop	Characters that open up immediately, spilling their whole life story to the first person who listens
Angry characters	Angry people who break character and become lovey-dovey with anybody who'll pay attention to them
Retrying to enter an RP once after I say no	Repeatedly flooding my inbox with a character that I've already declined twice

...So remember these and I won't have to boot you...