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Sayings that I like(none of these are mine)

Be yourself everyone else is taken.

Psychiatrists state that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. if they're OK, your it
"guys are players and that's a fact don't fall in love.
just play 'em back"

Girls are like phones, they liked to be held and talked to but if you push the wrong button you will get disconnected.

"You may have a full six-pack, but it lacks the plastic that holds it together"

"accept some days you're the pigeon and other days you're the statue"

"Some nights I lay in bed and look at the sky and wonder where the heck the ceiling is"

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TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that
uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord
of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"

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Here is some stuff I found,some are PG-13.

I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

The voices in my head don't like you.

Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!

jUs LiKe LuCkY cHaRmZ.. iM MaGiCaLLy DeLiCiOuS

~*~Babi Your Like McDonalds Im Lovin It~*~

Damn you're so sexy you made me forget my pickup line!!

Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle!

I'm lost will you take me home with you?

Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me

Be smart, be clever put me in your heart forever

You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me

You can win me, you can lose me but try 2 never use me

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me, baby!! I'm vaccinated!

To the world, you are just one person but to one person you may be the world

If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...

Life's a bitch. Be its pimp

If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you

Not me, not now, maybe later...

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone!!!!!!!!!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

I love not being u!

Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS

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Questions and answers

1) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
- Because those men already have boyfriends.

2) Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
- Because breasts don't have eyes.

3) What do attorneys use for birth control?
- Their personalities.

4) What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
- 45 lbs.

5) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
- Through his chest with a sharp knife.

6) How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?
-Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, "BINGO!!!"

7)What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
-A northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..."

-A southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

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[Read this exactly the way it is:]

[This is this cat]
[This is is cat]
[This is how cat]
[This is to cat]
[This is keep cat]
[This is a cat]
[This is dumbass cat]
[This is busy cat]
[This is for cat]
[This is forty cat]
[This is seconds cat]

[Now read every third word and go down.]

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Say the word COW before each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now say the word COW After each word

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now say the word COW before AND after each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

(Now read the words starting from 10)

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All of the pictures was given to me for use on this wiki by [Ravendust], Thank you!

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