*insert scary comment here*

what to write... hi i'm witey, you might remember me from such films as witey goes to monte carlo and muppets in space...

BUT if that's the case, you shall now be horribly mutilated by my pet rock... get them squinty...!

rock: *sits there looking rocklike*

come on squinty, avenge me!

rock: *walks off and gives witey the finger*

i'm gobsmacked!

i'm 19, and unlike the better part of the world **;... I live back at home with my parents and that's a depressing thought, but it's ok. I get the internet whenever i like... *grins deviously*

I had a massive speel about what i love and what i don't like and where you can find my art... man am i shallow!

if you want to know what i like, and dislike, and anything else... well, just message me... i don't bite... often! and what else? it's so impersonal when you read a person's bio and judge them on what they've written. i'm nothing like my old bio... well, i guess i was a little... maybe i am. but still! just message me. please?