I'm Josiah (Joey) Pelori-Lwjoara My poor nose has been broken a total of 7 times.


I have phobias of horses and murky water (and I don't say that just because I saw equuphobia and whateverphobia on randomjunk.com). I love painting, medical shows, and carnivals. If I was an article of clothing, I would be a hot pink angora neckerchief. Or hotpants.


The norm: Killin' prostitoots, PIMPIN THEM HOES, date rape, the History of obscure cultures, fairy tales animals (dragons, unicorns, minotaurs, wendigos, hobgoblins etc). I also have a thing for battery operated toys, autopsies, anatomy, locks that reqire keys, writing, reading, the work of scda architects (available at scdaarchitects.com)and solving puzzles and cringing while watching medical freak shows on TLC with someone special that I've yet to find, etc. Mercy killings also good. I also have a cruel penchant for making fun of the physically/mentally handicapped trying to dance, sing, use escalators, etc. I'm not interested in you.