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Totally awesome quotes (<-- Bill and Ted voice):

"And he will now attempt to jump over the English Channel." -from Monty Python

"'PC load letter!' What the f*ck does THAT mean??" -Michael Bolton, Office Space

"That's right. I'm a gay robot." -Church, Red vs. Blue

"I really need to stop swearing, but I don't know how else to control my anger."
"Hit something, like a sibling. They're usually soft."
-my friend Pat giving me advice on anger management

"Hey, isn't that a Guinnea pig? Why is it dancing? Ooohhh...I want to eat it...I'm so hungry." -Ethan

Some Family Guy Quotes: (Family Guy needs its own section)

Peter: Are you gonna eat that stapler?
TV Executive: You...can't eat a stapler.
Peter: Wanna split it?

"Diane, I'm standing outside the Park Barrington Hotel because they don't allow Asians inside." -Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa

Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.

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*For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord. ~Romans 6:23*