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Fatus (its coming........)

Member #137256 created: 2005-05-20 00:52:35Simple URL: http://elftown.heddate.com/fatus   

Name: Calvin

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well, lets see..... I joined because a friend of mine is on here and I wanted to check it out. Life in Omak is quite depressing as this place is out in the middle of nowhere and nothing fun ever happens. I'm going on a exchange trip to Belgium August twenty-something 2005. The city is Liege (for those interested). And I'm strangley curious about "elftown".

Well, lots of space here........

My favorite comic is JTHM (those of you who know it: good for you; those of you who dont: hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!).

I like battle-violence, when cute things go splat, when babies drop their lolipops and cry, when pregnant ladies can't move, when the priest cries because someone told him they've had sex with satan, when skitzos are forced to swallow LOTS of pills- then go crazy and kill people, and really hot women (until they get stupid, then they suck).

Mortui non dolent.

Estis servatus etsi estis obscenus!

my latin is rusty ;_;























BUT WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA bored.

Well, just tried to get a friend of mine to ride down a LARGE hill in a small wagon. Didn't work, he chickened out at the last second. sissy.






here is a song that a friend of mine and I made up to mess with our History teacher before he moved *sniff*. You kinda have to sing it with a fast paced------ whatever. Anyway........here is the "Trench Song" (anyone who may be affended: sorry, but thats too bad ;_;)


-some people fight in airplanes
some upon the sea
but while im in the army
the trenches are for me!

-we dig all day and into night
we're fighten super moles,
when jerry comes to pick a fight
we'll shoot 'em from our holes!

oooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

in no-man's-land ill never stand
its safer in a trench
instead of trees or rocks or even
shooting 'hind a bench, hey!

-massive rats will eat the flesh
right off our bloated feet
and off our rigi-mortis chests
but hey! they're good to eat!

oooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

in no-man's-land ill never stand
its safer in a trench
instead of trees or rocks or even
shooting 'hind a bench, hey!

(bridge [if you dont know what that is look it up])

-we lost so may men over this god-forsaken land,
and though i may be burnt and shot, in this trench,
ill make my stand!

(repeat chorus 2x, then shout: The End!)


opinions anybody?

Age: 17Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 10Day of birth: 12

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf

Elftownworldmap missing.

Place of living: USA-Washington

Town: Omak

Known languages
EnglishFrench

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
buildingsdwarvesfunny
landscapestrangewarriors
weapons

Computer interests
action gamesartemail
information seekingmusic

Music
bluesclassicalgoth
heavy metalpunkrock

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beerboard gamesbooks
chasing the preferred sexdrinkselectronics
fantasyfilmhistory
partyrole playingscifi
slackingtheatrewine
writing

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal

Height: 172


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