[Juggalo Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!
if ur a juggalo or juggalette put the pledge in your house!!]


juggalo prayer-




tall and lanky and skinny

I look like a basket ball player just cuz im really fuckin tall!!


i'll cut your finger off and shove it up your ass and glue t shut if you fuck with me.


only the dead have seen the end of WAR!!


THE LEPRICANS ARE AFTER MY STASH.


cute but psycho..


your not an ugly person your a pretty mankey!



ANARCHIST TILL I DIE!


GOTH 4 LIFE!


YOUR GOIN TO DIE FOR YOUR GOVERNMENT AND YOU ARE GOINGDIE FOR YOU COUNTRY LIKE SHIT!


DEATH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!



*10 Commandments of a Teenager*


1-- thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping. (why wait?)


2--thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)


3--thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)


4--thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)


5--thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)


6--thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)


7--thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)


8--thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)


9--thou shall not think about having sex.
(as nike says just do it)


10--thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street. (just leave them in the middle)