~hey hey hey my name is akisha and i have brown hair green eyes,im 13 gonna be 14 in october,my favorite color is pink,and bright green,

[abc1234]Beth
[sweetiepie]morgan
[No More Sticky Keys]anna
[Jordie HxC]Jordan
                alwayz
                *N*
                forever
*Green Day
*A Perfect Circle
*Slipknot
*Method Man
*Ludacris
*Sneaker Pimps
*Linkin Park
*simple plan

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lol!! im not like!!!!


muha hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
x means that i have been them

(x) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(x) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(x) I SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(x) I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(x) I WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX(AWHILE AGO)
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT
(x) I HAVE CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(X)I HAVE TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER



Sex is like a maths test...
me plus u...
subtract the clothes...
add the bed...
divide the legs...
and mulitply the orgasms!
fancy a maths test!!!

Recipe for love cake:
spread legs,
squeeze and massage milk pots,
check frequently with mid finger,
add banana,
work in and out til well creamed,
cake done when banana is soft!!


Jack and jill went to the dairy,
jack popped out his big n airy,
jill sed "WOW WHAT A WHOPPER"
Lets go home and do it proper!!

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*Boyz~*~*~*~*~*~*


Boyz are nothing but flirtz,
And always turn out to be jerks.
They all think that girls are hotties,
And only want them for thier bodies.
Many of them pretend to be players,
When really they are nothing but haters.
Some boyz try to act kool
But they only make themselves look like foolz.
Boyz will make girlz fall in love,
By giving them just one hug.
They will mess around,
And act as if they can stand their ground.
But when the time comes,
That the girl realizes,
That her so called 'Boyfriend'
Was nothing but a clown,
She will finally turn him down,
And he will be left with nothing but a frown.
That's why girlz should never trust boyz,
Beacuse they are nothing but toyz.


Dont worrie this Isnt dedicated to anyone!!!



Roses are dead
violets are too
I`m stin inlove
but not whit you
you thought you hurt me
and made me cry
but I was inlove
whit another guy
simply because you have
no class
all you can do
is kiss my ass
you sit around
and talk shit
so fuck you and your
little ass dick
you thought you left me
but i left you
what my man is doing
you can`t do
you tell your homies
you playd me like a bitch
and i tell my girls
that you have a little ass
dick you said you loved me
but it wasent true
well guess what *MOTHA FUCKA*
I played you too!!!!!!!!!!

~*~A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REAL KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED~*~

Do You Love Me If You Do Show Me Just Dont Say It Mean It Because Love Is More Then Saying I Love You Love Is Doing Anything You Can For The One You Love Love It Isnt Just Holding Hands And Saying I Love You You Have To Be True You Have To Have Truth And Trust Faith And Pride Its Not Just Saying I Love You

~*Sex drugs rock n' roll speed weed birthcontrol for all you preps who think your cool fuck you cuz stoners rule*~


 ~*~*~*~*~*~*SoNgS*~*~*~*~*~*~*
     [Green Day- Boulevard Of Broken Dreams]


I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone


I walk this empty street
On the boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone
I walk alone I walk alone
I walk alone I walk a-


[CHORUS:]
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Till then I walk alone


I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And where I walk alone


Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everythings all right
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive
And I walk alone


I walk alone I walk alone
I walk alone I walk a-


[chorus]


I walk this empty street
On the boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a-

and made me cry
but I was inlove
whit another guy
simply because you have
no class
alll you can do
is kiss my ass
you sit around
and talk shit
so fuck you and your
little ass dick
you thought you left me
but i left you
what my man is doing
you can`t do
you tell your homies
you playd me like a bitch
and i tell my girls
that you have a little dick
you said you loved me
but it wasent true
well guess what MOTHA FUCKA
I played you too!!!!!!!!!!

[Eminem- Mockingbird]
Yeah
I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you crying about?
You got me


Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
When I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry
Cuz you're scared, I ain't there?
Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Laneys uncles crazy, aint he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up as daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have got so bad between us
I don't see us ever being together ever again
Like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream


[chorus]
Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, i told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But i promise momma's gon' be alright


It's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying
Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broke into and robbed
Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back
On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre
And flew you and momma out to see me
But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it
And you and Laney were to young to understand it
Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment


[chorus]
Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, i told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But i promise momma's gon' be alright


And if you ask me too
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you
I'mma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdies neck
I'd go back to the jewler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don't fuck with dad (haha)