Fucking oh my god...
"I am sorry for having used your vibrator secretely when my boyfriend left. It is the one thing that I can never ever tell anyone in this world because it is so fucking embarrassing. I mean, who in this world would do such a thing? I just used it like that and all I did was wash it with soap and hot water. Lord knows what will happen when you use it, believing it's yours and safe. It's not like I have any deseases but still, it makes me nervous to think about that. How fucking idiotic.
It's even more embarrassing and hypocritical when I think about how mad I got when you used my razor. It's like, where the fuck is the proportion? I used your vibrator. For heavens sake."
I wasn't quite drunk enough to tell my teacher what I thought of his class, but I was close...
It's like having a baby, having a new laptop. I've never really understood the attachment. But now I have the strange urge to cuddle with it and name it.
Does everyone feel this way?
But I feel like my baby may have a defect. It's an HP. This bothers me, because Pearl's HP bit it hard within a couple months. My mind says don't get attached, even though dad assured me it is a good laptop, and my heart is gooing all over it..
Nerk!
http://www.cir
Gotta go play with it!!
I'd have kept running until I couldn't run anymore...
...Or I dropped your box.
I feel completely unreal.
I did the unthinkable. I went on an upside-down ride. And I didn't scream and fight. I just went calmly to my death... And hip bruising.
But no, I had a great time. :) Graffitied some stuff. Pet sheep. Ate a burger. :)
Went on more rides.
Yup. It was good. :)
Homework now.
She is almost fasinated with the owl, and promises herself not to be so afraid next time she sees it.
I will make your life hell if you intrude on one more aspect of my life, you little bitch.
If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened
If you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've been able to control myself
If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been successful and
If it weren't for me you would never have amounted to very much
Ooh this could be messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this
You're essentially an employee and I like you having to depend on me
You're kind of my protege and one day you'll say you learned all you know from me
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian
I know you sexualize me like a young thing would and I think I like it
Ooh this could get messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this
what part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept?
what part of your memory is selective and tends to forget?
what with this distance it seems so obvious?
Just make sure you don't tell on me especially to members of your family
We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members of our inner posse
I wish I could tell the world cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly
I might want to marry you one day if you watch that weight and keep your firm body
Ooh this could be messy and
Ooh I don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
-Alanis Morisette -Hands clean