Um.....hello. This is a diary. I've never kept a diary before. I don't think. I've owned some but i didn't write in it. But...what do you write in a diary? my feelings? I'm feeling hostile because my brother woke me up by trying to sing The Strokes in the shower. Not fun. Then he threw a phone at me and then I heard a cow. Weird. It was crazy. But then again, what's new in my house? Nothing actually. I want to watch a Johnny Depp movie. I love johnny depp. He rocks my pirate socks off. I am serious. Sooo hott. I wanna marry him. and Ashton Kutcher. And Hugh Jackman. And Antonio Banderaz.....y