[iippo]'s diary
Okay, I think my subconscious has something against my dog. Now, in reality the dog is something between the cutest thing in the world and a huge monster with 2 cm long teeth. I've had troubling dreams about my dog, in two nights in a row:
1. In the dream my dog was a wolf, and it didn't like anybody else but me - so it was nice to me but dangerous to anyone else. And all the other dogs in my neigbourhood attacked my dog-wolf. It fought them, and then joined to them and they attacked the dog who lives next to my house... I had to rescue my dog. My friend came with her car n she took me n my dog so we'd take him to safety. We drove to a strange museum... rest of the dream is irrelevant (=no more dog in it)
2. In reality I play-fight with my dog, like puppies do, you know, run around, bite each other (not hard, n I of course don't bite him, I grab him with my hands or slap him carefully). I did that in my dream too, it was rather realistic, but when we stopped playin, I noticed my dog was bleeding all over. I had made him bleed, which is awful because I love the lil critter... o.O
TO PLAY I NEVER.
PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.
I NEVER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK (I really haven't)
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT (No, no)
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (Many times, I like the opposite sex)
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (Did this too, i like the same sex)
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR (Can't drive)
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN (I'd want to tho)
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI (I have)
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX (Well... not very comfortable with the idea, y'see)
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE (Oh, I wish! Such pain and happiness that is, it must be unhealthy)
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX (Simple as that.)
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC (*sigh* if i had had sex, it had probably been in a public place)
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED (yeh)
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED (ehheehee... ^^; sorry)
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED (Never had a proper job)
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT (I'm a lover not a fighter)
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME (Yet, no sex)
(X) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE (?)
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY) (pscht)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING (I lock the door)
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (Hey, I was ill!)
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (*sigh*)
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED (They'll never catch me!)
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER (On a cruise)
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB (School counts yes?)
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE (It was a disaster, btw)
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND (...sigh)
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER (oops)
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL (it was an accident! I swear! No, it was my mum's idea!)
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER (Never slept w/ anyone n never worked)
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING (Too moneyful)
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING (who hasn't?)
(_) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY (of course i have!)
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX (thank god not)
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX (THANK GOD NOT!)
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX (pscht)
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (what?)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS (and someone else's ass too!)
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED (I'm someone yes?)
(_)I NEVER ( EVER EVER EVER ) FANTASIZED ABOUT BRANDON (probably someone called brandon i have...)
(_) I NEVER ACCIDENTLY SEXUALLY ASSULTED AN UMBRELLA... (oh come on, who hasn't?)
(X) I NEVER PASSED OUT WHILE STANDING UP (LIKE, FAINTED)
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10 questions. Pick a band and answer only using that bands song titles
chosen band: The Beatles
1. Are you a male or a female: Girl
2. Describe yourself: Her majesty
3. How do some people feel about you: Fool on the hill
4. how do you feel about yourself: I'm so tired
5. describe your family: Piggies (not really!)
6. where would you rather be: Across the universe or Back in the USSR
7. describe what you want to be:Something
8. Describe how you live: She's leaving home or A day in the life
9. describe how you love: All my loving
10. describe what you hate: Rain or Junk
Something this cool has to be in my place so here it is.
The Stake Join it you mutant!
Isn't it awfly nice to have a penis...
Isn't frighfully good to have a dong...
It's swell to have a stiffy...
It's devine to own a dick...
From the tiniest little tadger...
TO THE WORLDS BIGGEST PRICK!
I love this song and the man who sings it...
i love live gigs, it's the immediate interact with the me and the artist... if he says something funny, i laugh, if he does something great, i applaude, if i applaude, he thanks...
PERSONAL STANCE ON:
Homosexuality: No different from heterosexualit
Abortion: A woman's right to choose - although it is her own fault (rape victims aside) she's knocked up. Never see this happening to me.
Religion: Human's way of avoidingthe fact that randomness rules the universe. Nothing happens for a good reason.
Eating disorders: a disease, sickness, heath problem that people need help to. Get help.
Animal rights: Animals right to live, be healthy and have no suffering. Humans are the only ones who break these rights.
Love at first sight: possible, has happened to me.
God: creation and creator.
Marilyn Manson: attention-seek
Guy bands: way to make money. Have no artistical value
Spice girls: so old already, who remembers them?
Premarital sex: everyone's own choice, though true love waits.
Titanic: A horrid disaster in the history of seafaring
Jerry Springer: some guy who goes away if you turn off the TV
Suicide: Wrong way out.
Self mutilation: attention seeking.
Dreams: legal drugs without addiction
Aliens: "Hope there's some intelligent life out in the universe coz there's bugger off down here on earth"
Horoscopes: Star signs? Imagination but bemusing.
Hell: State of mind
Transvestites: A way of life, no less humans than anybody
Pop music: A gathering of musical notation formed into an easy-to-like, hummable form to make money
Rap: Originally a way to escape grim reality of a dangerous ghetto, novadays just another form of pop music.
80's music: Different styles of music composed and performed during the 1980-decade. People think it has a distinguished sound, which is like saying everyone who lived in the 80's were perfectly alike.
Punk: Another way of escaping the grim reality, a form of rebellion. Filthiness is its trademark, you have to be a certain sort of person to like punk.
Duck tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe togethe
I Went To A Party, Mom
I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.
I read this once then lost it and now i am re-united (=it's not my text) so yay
i'm just gonna suggest my idea of my char tho i don't know if you'll accept it...
User name:[iippo]
Character name: Leon Persion
Gender:Male
Age: 35 he's an old git for his... kind
Appearance:Tall, muscular, has ocra-color short fur, afro-hair, claws in hands and feet.
Personality: Has that old streetfighter-
History:
Powers: (if a mutant)
50 Things To Do
in WAL*MART lmao funny
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm....I thought the customer was always right!"
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressan
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetiz
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
me olde bio:
This is an order!!!
Join Hogwarts Express!!!
i believe in love.
i believe in peace.
i believe in you.
i believe in god.
i believe in music.
i believe in art.
i believe in santa claus.
Elftown Academy 'tis cool.
Fantasy-couples 'tis cooler.
iippo's favorites 'tis coolest.
i'm a BOB! Check out [Dragon Hawk] 's house...
These mean, that I'm in Hogwarts Express, Hopeless romantics, and a member of Wiki Fantasy Roleplay-guild
Well, my musical taste is very specified, though it may seem otherwise.
I like energetic punk, like Offspring and Green Day, old punk, like Sex Pistols and Clash.
I like old 60s pop, like the Beatles, Beach Boys, and Helen Shapiro. I like old 60s rock, like Rolling Stones. I like old 60s folk, like Bob Dylan and Simon & Garfunkel.
I like new funk-pop, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Alanis Morissette.
I like 70s glam, like David Bowie.
Oh, and R.E.M.! don't know where that stands so it stands alone.
I don't like rap or hiphop, hardcore, heavy or electric music. There are certain exceptions, of course, for I'm not really that categorizing, but this way it's easier to say.
Music is Important to me. I play guitar (3rd year now) and a few other instruments.
I'm bit of a movie freak, I specially adore Godfather,
Gladiator and some other Russell Crowe-films (Beautiful Mind),
Nightmare Before Christmas, Wallace and Gromit, Chicken Run and Shrek (animations)
Disney-films (Aladdin and Jungle Book most),
Kubrick's films (Clockwork Orange most), Matrix and other Keanu Reeves-films,
Robin Williams and Kevin Bacon films.
Bollywood-film
Few things that were missing
Pirates of the Caribbean (made me dig up 'em old Monkey Islands again...
Pulp Fiction (who wouldn't like it?)
On tv I watch Sopranos, some comedies like Mad About You, Will & Grace and Friends, X-files (the oldies) and it's addment Lone Gunmen and some documents (latest one was about John Nash, the insane mathematician in A Beautiful Mind... the movie wasn't as rough as his real life).
I'm a heavy duty reader, with a freakish taste for about anything.
Harry Potter,
Eddings' Belgariad and Malloreon and Altheus, and the new thing, Regina's Song.
R.A. Salvatore and other Forgotten Realms (my first fantasybooks),
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
some finnish books like Jukka Parkkinen's Uusi Australia-book
Tolkien,
Weis-Hickman (some of them, not Dragonlance),
DragonBall
Terry Pratchett
Snoopy&Peanuts
I like animals, I have a little multitype (=mutt) dog, called Ressu (=finn. transl. of Snoopy). He's cool.
I'm an active drawer (heh heh, I got socks and underwear in me) and painter, although it doesn't seem that way in my Elfwood or other artsites. That's because I don't own a scanner or digital camera, I use the crappy scanner in my school (and since now is summer i don't have access to it). At the moment i'm doing a series of pirates, "the crew of the blue piranha". i'll put em up somewhere when they're all done.
I also don't have a very good access to internet. I use computers in school, and weekends i can use my home internet, so I'm not that active (or so it may seem). I like to play adventure games, like Monkey Islands, Simon the Sorcerers, Leisure suit Larrys and other Sierra games. And the best rallygame ever is Wacky Wheels, get the demo and drive with your friend! Strategygames like Caesar 3, Settlers 2, Fantasy General and Civilisation 2. I'm not into nothing too fast...
Message me about anything, I'm an open and positive person, or write my guestbook, since I'm going to see who has been here, and I most of the time if not always go visit the houses of people who visited me. I have a goal to write in every guestbook in Elftown.
List Made by [iippo]!
With who would you like to have breakfast with?
Mmmm, Paul McCartney, I've read about his breakfast somewhere, he has all these cool thingies that he eats, fruits and stuff...
What kind of a carpet is your favorite?
Grass-carpet would be nice... you know, plant grass seeds on your floor and let the grow...
When would you have rather been born, if not now?
40-50s, so i would've been a teen at 60s...
What kind of movie would you rather want to be an actor in?
Hmm... an old-ages movie, anykind, at the moment, piratefilms are looking pretty cool.
What kind of theatre production would you want to be in?
I'd like to direct Fedor Dostojevski's "The Idiot" on stage... it'd be massive! Or on Jesus Christ Superstar or Hair.
What artform is the most important one for you
Visual arts, drawing and painting. Next is music, then drama.
Give a random answer here.
Wheat field, right after harvest. So pretty, easy to walk and big.
What kind of life would be perfect for you
Maybe married to a bit bossy man, me being somehow a productive artist (=get paid for my work) and big house, dogs, maybe kids, and all. Not in a too big city.
What's the mentally worst thing that's been said to you
Someone said that I would never have kids. I mean why? How come? My child would be perfect, I'd teach him to be smart and understanding and perfect!
what was the last animation/cart
Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas! It's sooo great! Go see it. Now!
What is the geekiest thing you can come up with right now?
Harry Potter in Swedish... yep, I am reading it at the moment, yep, in Swedish... *sigh*
Answer to the question that was missing from all this.(and what was the question?)
Macaroni. Rice. Chocolate. (What food you'd never get bored to eat?)
:) You gotta love randomness!
harry potter three trailer!!!!
http://harrypo
[Zaran's Song] said:
When the facts are against you, argue the law. When the law is agaisnt you, pound the table and yell like hell!
When in danger, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
AAAAAArgrgrgrg
Bill Gates, go to HELL!
aah, this as cool, took this from [mander]
BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING *A GIRL*
We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
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Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
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If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
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We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
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Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
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We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
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Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?)
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We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
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We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
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We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys!!
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We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol
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When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
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We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
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At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
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We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
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We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
o.O
i'm all into pirating now... i'm doing a series of pirates, "the crew of blue piranha"... yay, one ready!
and, i'm doing it better this time, since the series i tried to do of "thousand and one nights" screwed up, because i tried to do 'em with oilcolors... they take too much time. now these pirates i do with pastels and colorpencils together: splendid colors and ease of coloring added to specific details. perfect. and i've gotten sevelar hints from certain oekaki-sites (check iippo's favorites for that page.
today, one second-year-st
it was... i can't describe, awful, we had to sit inside on the hallways for two hours, police were there, it was such a mess, nobody knew what was going on outside...
when we came from lunch (we eat in the next building) we saw him up there, shouting like: "should i do it" and "what do you say, you deside" i really, really, really thought he was joking! i mean, damn, i've never even seen a real gun, not even a beebeegun, and there he was, and pretty serious. i'm happy that a girl next to stayed out longer than the rest of us saying "don't do it pal, life's worth living" and all that.
this place has become so america! last spring someone blasted a bomb in a mall, now a kid has a gun in school, what next? this is awful. oh, the kid got off fine, he didn't do it. the police talked him out of it. it appears that the reason was that his girlfriend had dumbd him. of course that's just the last straw that broke the camel's back, he hadn't had it easy in anyway, but...
i'm so ashamed what i said him when i passed (AND I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING!): "Go on, I'll catch you"
oh no.
ha. i am the dead frog thingy who scares the heck away from everyone!!! addicted to pokemon, i am! (60 different ones caught already!)
and i'm going frantic... whatevre the hell that means. i'm outta here now!
peace, out.
hihi. same ole, same ole.
today is probable to have bad food in school. and i have the dentist thingy today. i hate it, she is so bad dentist. she hurts, and the nurse-helper doesn't know what she's doing. it's living hell, that place.
otherwise, going ok.
peace, out.
yay... hihi. so fun. i went to see paul mccartney in sweden, stockholm... so great, i have no words... wow.
and, the return of the dead frog: i was watching tv with my mom, some movie, and my sister was out with Ressu. then she ran inside from the yard shouting me to come quick, and i thought something had happened so i rushed there.
she wanted me to open the dog's mouth coz she couldn't, saying that ressu had somekind of animal in his mouth. when i forced his mouth open, the same frog that i told before fell to the floor. it was definetively the most disgusting even i have had with my dog...
i got all these huge inspirations in sweden, and i started to clean my room (wow) to make room for them... hmm what else. nothing.
and i saw a very good movie (go see it all) 25th hour, that had Edward Norton on it... it was good.
peace, out.
ooh ooh, i totally love my crea-tive writing class. and i love my character Julio already too. it's gonna be cool, so cool, i hope it will stay for my offsprung to read, it will be so cool.
hmm, i didn't scan the first thousand and one night -picture. why not? i just didn't! i didn't take it with me when i went to school. i believe i have to scan them all at once, so i don't get the urge to start changing the a million times like i already have.
and i'm going to do a cartoon about Julio too.
My puppy ressu/snoopy is totally awesome, two (2) of my friends have come visit it already (Lilli friday, and Heli today, sunday) and niina is coming with her mies (=man) and two dogs, so my dog will meet dogs and be so afraid of them... yay, can't wait. we desided to kill two (2) flies with one (1) hit there, she meeting my dog, and i meeting her mies (=man). me and niina were on a cruise, and we met two guys (mine was just a one night thing) and she met her mies (=man) and i haven't seen him since, though i've heard he has asked niina if he could meet me again (i actually said no, coz i didn't want him to ask what happened to the other guy, and if i met him afterwards, which i didn't). and now i agreed that i could see him, i'm not afraid anymore, and if he asks things i don't want to answer, i'll just say: "now why do you want to know that?"
my life isn't really this complicated with teen-problems, i really don't care this kinda stuff (oh, what does he think of me?!?!?) but i tend to sail away from awkward or difficult situations as easily as possible, that is by not going to them.
enough text for one time.
peace, out.