I exported my diary!
this makes me cool.
well actually it makes the people who invented it cool.
hats off to them.

I'm
so
bored.

really I am.

I am never having kids ever in my life.
Ever.

This girl on eastenders just gave birth and it looked horrible. horrible.
Infact I'm never having sex ever just in case.


Honest...


Ok not honest.

Halloween bash tomorrow I'm going as a ghostbuster to bust all the boring people who decided to dress themselves in sheets and be done with it. I have to make my sucky uppy thing tomorrow.
Sposed to be going round nosh's...at least i think I am. Should really call her.

moon is punishing me.
not in a kinky way.
i think she's upset because i dont fancy her and she is quite blatently in love with me.
I'm sorry moon but it will never work we are two crazy morons in a crazy moronic world but i'm afriad the pros and cons and politics of it all whittles it down to great brittania.
im sorry.... got carried away there.

looking back at my diary entries i nearly always mention dear moony woony boony spoonface.
why is this? she's not that exciting :P

I'm not obsessed with moony.... honest... *looks around shiftily*

any way, on a more exciting note, my outfit is an oxymoron.
I am wearing a reasonably short denim skirt like summery
and a thick woolly polo neck like wintery
therefore i am juxtaposing summer and winter fashions and hey presto, a statement is made. i need some shoes now.... boots or flipflops?!?!

moonface...why are you not online i need to know what time you are going to noshi's... we're partaying tonight for it is her bday on the thursday. yeh baybee

my sister has morphed into avid merrion or whatever that bastard's name is.

please mail murder plots to me via my house or text 0800 murder-lily-now
the most inventive ideas will be tried and tested infront of a panel of judges and you can win the remianders of lily in a complimentary jar.

hello diary.
hello strange people who read my diary.
namely lily and moon.

you know about three years ago i did a school project on wickedcool cartoons i watched when i was young and there were bucketfuls of webbys about ghostbusters. i can now find none of them.
bitches.
i need a picture of a ghostbuster, i also need my suit from dads house so i can tea stain it to make it look beige. or look like i got attacked by the tetley ghost.

i really love mcfly.
*dances*

Hello
i went shopping today
was fun

thought nosh and moon said john and me would make a cute couple and kept walking away really fast, like we were going to shag on the pavement if they were far enough away from us.
sadly no. the floor was too wet
and cold.

Me and moon will be chavs. yes chavs because we're cool. we also got digivices or d-terminals - my bday prezzy from moon which makes us even cooler does it not?

I'm bopping to the jackson five.
yeh!!!!!
rockin robin twee twiddly dee.


I have a ghost buster costume. its a bit big for me which means at chrimbo i can put a pillow up it and be a snowman. how trendy is that?!

mega trendy.

unfashionablebobmon digivolve to megatrendybobmon!

I did the stupidest thing this morning.

There i was minding my own business, tucked up nice and warm fast asleep in bed. When suddenly.....

da da da da da da dedededede da <<< ghostbusters themetune

I heard it even though i was asleep, you see, my brain is tuned into wicked, old cartoons and glam rock, they affect me in different ways. So I sat bolt upright, scaring sammie to death and shouted "GHOSTBUSTERS!" leapt out of bed and ran to the lounge where i discovered the TV was not on. The tune was in fact coming from the radio which was playing pete and geoff's morning show on cam fm.

Buggers.

Talking of the glam rock thing. last night i went out with moon, nosh and the evilpinkies security guards: rich, hugh and john. we went to a pool place and i was sucking majorly until i heard kiss 'crazy crazy nights' then i was doing really well. this is what glam rock does to me.

its good.
right i have to go meet john now

What to say.
I pissed Amy of majorly today I think, do you know how?
Because i sat next to Hugh in media studies. christ if she found out i was texting andy while she was whinging on about him or actually went on a date imagine what would happen then? no more diary entries from me thats for sure, i'll either have several limbs removed or be dead.
That's why I have to be so careful around school, i mean in the good old days i could just take the piss out of anyone and they wouldn't mind, but now, everyone seems to mind.
The only person, apart from familio, I can truly be 'me' with is mooners because... well shes 'bob tolerant'. If i was myself in front of amy christ she'd be in for a big surprise, i'd shove that stupid fecking pixie song up her ass for a start, tell her all about andy, how she freaks him out, how he's fed up of her constantly harassing him...etc.
I'm being more myself with other people admittedly, nosh for instance, when she annoys me, i tell her, yeh she gets all... theres not even a word but the face she pulls is hilarious. sort of puffs her lips out and, well i dunno.

so i'm going shopping with john on saturday to get his fairy costume, he wants to go to the cinema too which im sure i can stretch to. i should really go shopping for clothes for me too, i'll get some money of daddy cuz the only decent cothes i have up there are a par of jeans and a couple of tops.

Drving lesson in half and hour, should be awesome, we're doing roundabouts.... hmm.

buddy you're a boy make a big noise playing in the street gonna be a big man someday
you got mud on your face you big disgrace kicking your can all over the place.

behavior like that is disgusting.

Me and Moon are Secret Keepers.
Basically we invite random people into conversations and get their secrets.
Its great.
The word please makes me itch.
it reminds me of fleas.... theres something wrong with me isn't there?

charlie has no secrets! i hate him. we may chuck him out of our box shortly.
bastard.

I'm bored da ba dee da ba di.

Spent most of afternoon researching glam rock for my english coursowork. Yes moon I am doing a radio show about glam rock because I am cool. And you have to beta read it.
mwah ha ha ha.

I hope I'm not sick when i read yours, furthermore i hope you don't gross miss b out either, she might chuck you off the course of soemthing, in which case i'd ask you to write soemthing gross for me so i can be thrown off too. blodge for us, for one, for all.

My house smells either of red wine or bread, i can't tell which. after checking with mother its red wine.

I'm so dizzy my head is spinning, like a whirlpoll it never ends.

Vic reeves and the Wonderstuff.... baybee.
Nikki is sticking wood to a clay head, welcome to my home.
Moony come online sweetie pie! I love you... I do!

You and me we're going nowhere slowly
Cuz we gotta get away from the past
Theres nothing wrong with going nowhere baby
but we should be going nowhere fast.

had to write it down, i love it.

I GOT ME SOME FISHIES!!!!

i have three:
white one - malfoy
brown one - finnigan
orange one - weasley

theyre so cute!

**Funky Cold Medina**

I want some funky cold medina, anyone heard the song? anyone know what it is?

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap

Obviously I dont want to attract the ladies. But its usefu stuff don't ya think?

Yeh.. funky cold medina.

Second day off this week, second day off this week for council purposes.
one day i shall be prime minister.
or marsh will be prime minister and i will be his secretary for interesting affairs.

It was fun.
Any way, I have a confession to make.

My name is Bob, and I have the Cosmic Horn.

Those who know what the cosmic horn is will now be shrinking back in their seats with their fingers crossed at me. Its not contagious don't worry.
But its hell I can tell you.

it all very excitring.
the thing i did know, but no one else knew has now been made public (well i told mooners) she is pleased, i am pleased and a plan has formed.
sort of.

yippee aye eh

I know something you don't know!!!!!!

But I can't tell, I promised I would say nothing
bahahahahahahaha


today we had an LEA conference so I missed all of school! it was wickido Mr meredith is hilarious. In the afternoon we had to get into groups with kids from other schools and Mr M dared us to drop the word 'scarecrow' into the discussion.
I failed
Thom failed
Joe and Ceri did it though
Mr M failed too.

oh well.

I really want to write something.....

but can't think of anything
poo.

*UPDATE* I just fell off my chair reaching for my fic book.
hope you're happy.

Turns out I didn't actually have to do a best man speech so i did a load of unecessary work....
no one is to blame.
no one except MOONERS...

grrr

anyway, went to see bowling for soup last night which was excellent, I fell over twice though, lost mooners, lost nik and spent the the majority of the night with keegan but it wasn't all bad!
I felt a bit silly as I only have the first album and everyone knew the words to all the songs except me, I decided to pretend i was saving my voice for and operatic production on monday.
which is of course, a lie.
ho hum pigs bum.

I'm trying to write a best man speech, which is way WAY WAY more difficult than it sounds I can tell you. Best man speeches are supposed to be funny... if I try to be funny it just sounds pathetic. It's lame.
I could just pretend moony was a bloke and was getting married and very daftly asked me to be her best man, what would I write?

What a beautiful copuple eh ladies and gents? And who'dve thought it, my mate Moony marrying the page three model we were perving over at high school...

Well I have got to be a bloke....
Hmm.......
I could ask my daddy, he's funnier than me.
Sometimes.

Black humour is always good but this is a WEDDING folks, I can do black humour but weddings are supposed to be all jovial and stuff.
Grrrrr....

no more mourning moony!
cuz she's back....
back again.....
moony's back....
tell a friend
go on, tell one!