I'm bored da ba dee da ba di.

Spent most of afternoon researching glam rock for my english coursowork. Yes moon I am doing a radio show about glam rock because I am cool. And you have to beta read it.
mwah ha ha ha.

I hope I'm not sick when i read yours, furthermore i hope you don't gross miss b out either, she might chuck you off the course of soemthing, in which case i'd ask you to write soemthing gross for me so i can be thrown off too. blodge for us, for one, for all.

My house smells either of red wine or bread, i can't tell which. after checking with mother its red wine.

I'm so dizzy my head is spinning, like a whirlpoll it never ends.

Vic reeves and the Wonderstuff.... baybee.
Nikki is sticking wood to a clay head, welcome to my home.
Moony come online sweetie pie! I love you... I do!

You and me we're going nowhere slowly
Cuz we gotta get away from the past
Theres nothing wrong with going nowhere baby
but we should be going nowhere fast.

had to write it down, i love it.

I GOT ME SOME FISHIES!!!!

i have three:
white one - malfoy
brown one - finnigan
orange one - weasley

theyre so cute!

**Funky Cold Medina**

I want some funky cold medina, anyone heard the song? anyone know what it is?

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap

Obviously I dont want to attract the ladies. But its usefu stuff don't ya think?

Yeh.. funky cold medina.

Second day off this week, second day off this week for council purposes.
one day i shall be prime minister.
or marsh will be prime minister and i will be his secretary for interesting affairs.

It was fun.
Any way, I have a confession to make.

My name is Bob, and I have the Cosmic Horn.

Those who know what the cosmic horn is will now be shrinking back in their seats with their fingers crossed at me. Its not contagious don't worry.
But its hell I can tell you.

it all very excitring.
the thing i did know, but no one else knew has now been made public (well i told mooners) she is pleased, i am pleased and a plan has formed.
sort of.

yippee aye eh

I know something you don't know!!!!!!

But I can't tell, I promised I would say nothing
bahahahahahahaha


today we had an LEA conference so I missed all of school! it was wickido Mr meredith is hilarious. In the afternoon we had to get into groups with kids from other schools and Mr M dared us to drop the word 'scarecrow' into the discussion.
I failed
Thom failed
Joe and Ceri did it though
Mr M failed too.

oh well.

I really want to write something.....

but can't think of anything
poo.

*UPDATE* I just fell off my chair reaching for my fic book.
hope you're happy.

Turns out I didn't actually have to do a best man speech so i did a load of unecessary work....
no one is to blame.
no one except MOONERS...

grrr

anyway, went to see bowling for soup last night which was excellent, I fell over twice though, lost mooners, lost nik and spent the the majority of the night with keegan but it wasn't all bad!
I felt a bit silly as I only have the first album and everyone knew the words to all the songs except me, I decided to pretend i was saving my voice for and operatic production on monday.
which is of course, a lie.
ho hum pigs bum.

I'm trying to write a best man speech, which is way WAY WAY more difficult than it sounds I can tell you. Best man speeches are supposed to be funny... if I try to be funny it just sounds pathetic. It's lame.
I could just pretend moony was a bloke and was getting married and very daftly asked me to be her best man, what would I write?

What a beautiful copuple eh ladies and gents? And who'dve thought it, my mate Moony marrying the page three model we were perving over at high school...

Well I have got to be a bloke....
Hmm.......
I could ask my daddy, he's funnier than me.
Sometimes.

Black humour is always good but this is a WEDDING folks, I can do black humour but weddings are supposed to be all jovial and stuff.
Grrrrr....

no more mourning moony!
cuz she's back....
back again.....
moony's back....
tell a friend
go on, tell one!

I broke up with Tom, it was surprisingly difficult, but it had to be done didn't it?
He asked alot of questions, I answered, he asked alot more. Then we agreed it was for the best.
So yeh, young, free and single.

hmmm...

and still moonyless.

Hey, did I accidentally call you last night? how u feeling? xxx

well theres communi bloody cation for you isnt there?

i said no you didn't. I'm fine thanks, hope you had fun and he hasn't replied.

that was an hour ago.

pffffffff

Thomas hasn't called me.
What did I tell you?

That's it, I'm fed up of this now.

Rugby's on.
leicester v newcastle i think.
Johnny isn't doing too well.... bless his cotton socks.

Gloucester are LOSING!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

GLOUCESTEEERRRRRRRR
GLOUCESTEEERRRRRRRR

that should help.

I WANT IFRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I learned to driii-iiive.

I have a free.
I hate frees, mainly because there is nothing to do, but now, we have a trendy new I.T room which is also my tutor room with sleek, black flat screen computers and cool swingy chairs. So this is where I am.
I could work, or donate my liver to charity, or help year sevens learn stuff, or do somehting worhtwhile, I hopwever choose to sit here and write stuff in my elftown diary because I have no life.

So, my first driving lesson is tonight and I'm going to crash burn, I'm almost certain, but apparently the bloke is nice enough so he should yell at me too much for wrecking his car.
Hopefully, I guess it depends on the damage.

What on earth Christopher is doing I do not know, if you want to know message [wtfgecko] and ask him what the bloody hell he was doing in IT9 at 11.02 on Wednesday.
He'd love that.

Mooner's computer has now totally broken, this, in my opinion is a tragedy. Nosh is 'ill' but I bet she isn't really and she's actually sat in her study playing SIMS2 for the whole day.
Because she is a skiving scumbag.

Flippa Flappa.
Do I sound like a complete arse?
Yes?
Just like someone else I know.

I have my fisrt driving lesson tomorrow......

da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The devil is mocking me from the corner of the lounge, bastard.
when i pass my test FIRST TIME I'll squash him with my little fiat, or whatever. That'll teach him.

On a hot summer's night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

hmmm.... no

I'm in mourning.
[Djinn] is suffering the unspeakable, though I may have to say it just once so anyone who reads this will understand our agony:
She has been BANNED from the computer!!!!!
*cries*
see what I mean?
This means I have no one to talk to for the majority of the day, no one to read my elftown diary, no one's diary to read and laugh at.

Its sucks the um bay.

Gozworth came up to me today and said Marsh was afriad I was going to hit him for not going to the gig, I could possibly use this to my advantage. Bwa ha ha ha ha.

It's weird ya know? I have a boyfriend but it doesn't feel like it at all, infact I fell closer to Tom's mate Nic than I do to Tom. Its weird.
I should really talk to him, if I ever get to bloody see him.

i. am. ackered knay.
totally.
Just got back for this GREAT GIG that I was told I HAD to go to.
It was a pile of it shay.

That was an understatement. I also really don't have the energy to do anything so i think osh nay is a bit issed pay that I didn't stay at her house.
Well.....
I'm in a bad mood so i don't care at the moment.

ooners may I hope you had a fun evening at your ushi say eveningo, if you had it. It was obably pray 8768462856345 times better than gig a la MERDE.
That's ench fray, which reminds me I haven't done the omework hay, its 23.02 currently so I don't think I'll be doing it now, do you?!
Good.

I feel like doing lots of typing so I think I shall do just that.
By the way nosh, this is to make you feel really bad for not going to the rhythm sisters thing, Nige dedicated 'Daddy Cool to you and you weren't even there despite being invited.
You make me sick.
You don't really, it was probably the several huge mouthfuls of whatever it was nigel gave me when I left his house.
It tasted rather ood gay though.

I just ubmitted say and this is nowhere near long enough, so I'll carry on for a bit.
What about I do not know.
OOOh Dom was at the giug a la merde, but he wisely left before the second band came on, this is because he is much smarter than the rest of us suckers. I did however have no one to perve on.
Marsh didn't turn up either and it was him who told me I had to go because he was taking his mates that I want to meet.
Astard bay.

Tomorrow is my father's birthday, I should perhaps go to bed so i can be up at a reasonable hour to say 'happy birthday daddy'.

I think i shall.

night night.
xxxxxxxx

Moon, you will be so sorry you left my party earlier when you read this....

I had my very own slashorific experience last night.

Tom, yes Tom my boyfriend KISSED Charlie, yes blond Charlie who flashes in cheltenham, with TONGUES! Yes! the long red muscle in your mouth.
The worrying thing is, I told them to do it again.

Haaahhaaahaaahahahahaaahahhaaahaahaha