I really want to write something.....
but can't think of anything
poo.
*UPDATE* I just fell off my chair reaching for my fic book.
hope you're happy.
Turns out I didn't actually have to do a best man speech so i did a load of unecessary work....
no one is to blame.
no one except MOONERS...
grrr
anyway, went to see bowling for soup last night which was excellent, I fell over twice though, lost mooners, lost nik and spent the the majority of the night with keegan but it wasn't all bad!
I felt a bit silly as I only have the first album and everyone knew the words to all the songs except me, I decided to pretend i was saving my voice for and operatic production on monday.
which is of course, a lie.
ho hum pigs bum.
I'm trying to write a best man speech, which is way WAY WAY more difficult than it sounds I can tell you. Best man speeches are supposed to be funny... if I try to be funny it just sounds pathetic. It's lame.
I could just pretend moony was a bloke and was getting married and very daftly asked me to be her best man, what would I write?
What a beautiful copuple eh ladies and gents? And who'dve thought it, my mate Moony marrying the page three model we were perving over at high school...
Well I have got to be a bloke....
Hmm.......
I could ask my daddy, he's funnier than me.
Sometimes.
Black humour is always good but this is a WEDDING folks, I can do black humour but weddings are supposed to be all jovial and stuff.
Grrrrr....
no more mourning moony!
cuz she's back....
back again.....
moony's back....
tell a friend
go on, tell one!
I broke up with Tom, it was surprisingly difficult, but it had to be done didn't it?
He asked alot of questions, I answered, he asked alot more. Then we agreed it was for the best.
So yeh, young, free and single.
hmmm...
and still moonyless.
Hey, did I accidentally call you last night? how u feeling? xxx
well theres communi bloody cation for you isnt there?
i said no you didn't. I'm fine thanks, hope you had fun and he hasn't replied.
that was an hour ago.
pffffffff
Thomas hasn't called me.
What did I tell you?
That's it, I'm fed up of this now.
Rugby's on.
leicester v newcastle i think.
Johnny isn't doing too well.... bless his cotton socks.
Gloucester are LOSING!
Nooooooooooooo
GLOUCESTEEERRR
GLOUCESTEEERRR
that should help.
I have a free.
I hate frees, mainly because there is nothing to do, but now, we have a trendy new I.T room which is also my tutor room with sleek, black flat screen computers and cool swingy chairs. So this is where I am.
I could work, or donate my liver to charity, or help year sevens learn stuff, or do somehting worhtwhile, I hopwever choose to sit here and write stuff in my elftown diary because I have no life.
So, my first driving lesson is tonight and I'm going to crash burn, I'm almost certain, but apparently the bloke is nice enough so he should yell at me too much for wrecking his car.
Hopefully, I guess it depends on the damage.
What on earth Christopher is doing I do not know, if you want to know message [wtfgecko] and ask him what the bloody hell he was doing in IT9 at 11.02 on Wednesday.
He'd love that.
Mooner's computer has now totally broken, this, in my opinion is a tragedy. Nosh is 'ill' but I bet she isn't really and she's actually sat in her study playing SIMS2 for the whole day.
Because she is a skiving scumbag.
Flippa Flappa.
Do I sound like a complete arse?
Yes?
Just like someone else I know.
I have my fisrt driving lesson tomorrow......
da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa
The devil is mocking me from the corner of the lounge, bastard.
when i pass my test FIRST TIME I'll squash him with my little fiat, or whatever. That'll teach him.
On a hot summer's night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
hmmm.... no
I'm in mourning.
[Djinn] is suffering the unspeakable, though I may have to say it just once so anyone who reads this will understand our agony:
She has been BANNED from the computer!!!!!
*cries*
see what I mean?
This means I have no one to talk to for the majority of the day, no one to read my elftown diary, no one's diary to read and laugh at.
Its sucks the um bay.
Gozworth came up to me today and said Marsh was afriad I was going to hit him for not going to the gig, I could possibly use this to my advantage. Bwa ha ha ha ha.
It's weird ya know? I have a boyfriend but it doesn't feel like it at all, infact I fell closer to Tom's mate Nic than I do to Tom. Its weird.
I should really talk to him, if I ever get to bloody see him.
i. am. ackered knay.
totally.
Just got back for this GREAT GIG that I was told I HAD to go to.
It was a pile of it shay.
That was an understatement
Well.....
I'm in a bad mood so i don't care at the moment.
ooners may I hope you had a fun evening at your ushi say eveningo, if you had it. It was obably pray 8768462856345 times better than gig a la MERDE.
That's ench fray, which reminds me I haven't done the omework hay, its 23.02 currently so I don't think I'll be doing it now, do you?!
Good.
I feel like doing lots of typing so I think I shall do just that.
By the way nosh, this is to make you feel really bad for not going to the rhythm sisters thing, Nige dedicated 'Daddy Cool to you and you weren't even there despite being invited.
You make me sick.
You don't really, it was probably the several huge mouthfuls of whatever it was nigel gave me when I left his house.
It tasted rather ood gay though.
I just ubmitted say and this is nowhere near long enough, so I'll carry on for a bit.
What about I do not know.
OOOh Dom was at the giug a la merde, but he wisely left before the second band came on, this is because he is much smarter than the rest of us suckers. I did however have no one to perve on.
Marsh didn't turn up either and it was him who told me I had to go because he was taking his mates that I want to meet.
Astard bay.
Tomorrow is my father's birthday, I should perhaps go to bed so i can be up at a reasonable hour to say 'happy birthday daddy'.
I think i shall.
night night.
xxxxxxxx
Moon, you will be so sorry you left my party earlier when you read this....
I had my very own slashorific experience last night.
Tom, yes Tom my boyfriend KISSED Charlie, yes blond Charlie who flashes in cheltenham, with TONGUES! Yes! the long red muscle in your mouth.
The worrying thing is, I told them to do it again.
Haaahhaaahaaah
Party Party PARTAAY
Party tonight....
MY party tonight.
Fancy dress.
And children's party games, would you believe?
The pass the parcel is higher than my knee, I'm a bit gutted though cuz some people are arriving at like 10 when it finishes at 11.30. So they will have a fulfilling evening I am sure.
I'm talking to nic, who has informed me he is coming as a mexican!
How cool is that?! He made a poncho out of his dog's rug. I'm sure the dog is chuffed to bits!
HAHAHAHAHAHA nic the mexican.
Today I nearly melted.
At lunch time I was quite inncoently talking to John and Dan in B9 when along comes Head Boy Dom Koole himself to congratulate me on becoming a Year 12 rep. He also said that he would be finidng stuff for me to do and asked if I was okay with doing School Council again this year.
OF COURSE I'M OKAY WITH DOING IT I LOVE SCHOOL COUNCIL!!!!!!!
He also said that he spoke to Mr. Meredith (who runs the council) and he agreed that even if I hadn't have been voted on by my yeargroup Dom was going to blag me on it anyway because I'm 'good' apparently.
I partied partied PARTIED.
Plus Dom is yummy so there was a bonus. He was wearing all black today, very nice.
So yesterday was my 17th. It was excellent! I even got balloons! Fair play I did get stuck in the door on the way to media studies and nearly de-capitated a year eight but this is not the point of the exercise. Is it?
No.
Last night, myself, mooners, noshface, dave, amy, jenny, charlie and dale went to a singalonga rocky horror show which was fan bloody tastic! Charlie won best costume (he went as rocky) ad got a pearl necklace which I am currently wearing. I befriended a pizza man too which was rather humourous.
Fortunately my cold has nearly gone *touches wood* and Thomas is coming back to school tomorrow, he got back from Taiwan today, i think.
Wooooot
I didnt go to Charlies party, my cold got really bad and being the selfish person that I am, I didnt want to share it with Charlie and Jenny and John and give them bad audition luck like i have.
I tried signing the song this morning and i sound like a rhinocerous. On the other hand, not only do I have different fingers but my bunged up nose helps me do a cannibal woman's accent easier so lady luck is sort of smiling down on me, or smirking at least.
I did the dance, thats the easy part,
cross kick, cross kick, cross kick, cross kick, cross hands up, cross hands down, cross hands up cross hands down. sway 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and step back kick, step back kick step back kick step back kick.
repetitive yes, but at least its easy to do.
So now I'm trying to sing to my media player to warm my voice up.
To no avail.
I was trying to remember who was auditioning for the same part as me, all i can remember is Steph Poulson, Maxine and Laura i think her name is, there are probably more. Looking at that list Laura lady is my only threat at the moment because the others are alot younger than me. But you never know do you?!
Cos Dick has walked some ninety miles
and he must walk some ten miles more
its funny, when I type the words they're perfectly in tune, when I sing them.... I sound like I fecking farmer.
Marvellous.
Strepsils i think....
I hate today, hate it. With a fiery passion.
So yesterday i had a cocktail party.
We drank cocktails, nibbled nibbles, got electrocuted, made tits of ourselves on dance mats and uh... drank more cocktails.
This morning I get up, nosh has already (noisily) gone home but I didnt get up to say goodbye because I was still quite dead and dint want to scare the neighbours. Moon went home at 9.20 then i was made to get dressed then i went to tescos and to the garden centre where i got my
fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank
for my fishes.
because its my birthday on the 21st ya know?!?!
anyone who forgets will...... forget i guess, nowt i can do about it.
ALSO on tuesday, we will be walking round cheltenham scantily clad, so stay clear of the area if you suffer from faint hearts or are easily shocked.
Tonight is Charlie's bday shin dig where me and jenny and moon are going to wax his legs for the rocky horror show!
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
john, if you read this i strongly advise you to steer clear or we'll get you too!
hahahahahahaha
Another thing: I have Nic's cold. Full on snuffly nose, heavy eyes, sneezes, coughs, headaches.
And auditions tomorrow......
shitfuck shitfuck shitfuck shitfuck
theres another failed audition i guess.
I'm going mad.
Were you aware?
Moon is, she knows. She knows the TRUTH, because she is the only one willing to listen to the truth who I am willing to tell the truth too. You see I tried telling someone else the truth and they are ignorant.
I. Am overdramatic.
apparently.
I'm not. Really. Moon said I'm not, she speaks the truth. I also say that moon does not have a mental problem therefore she can help it if she yells at someone. And she yells at them because she is annoyed.
We all get annoyed. Everyday, well at least I do. And I consider myself an honest person so when something annoys me, I say.
What annoys me even more is people's inability to realise when I am being serious and when I am not.
For the record, I am being DEADLY serious here.
Ok?
Ok.
Let's continue.
Do you think that sending obscene messages to people via their younger siblings is well.... a bit rude?
I do.
Especially telling someone to go fuck themself for doing somehting as small as not waiting an extra hour after school when they could be a home, in a comfortable environment where they could be doing something they want to do, soemthing they need to do. Helping frail old ladies for example. Does anyone seriously need to be escourted down the knapp? I'm sure they could manage it on their own. I walked home on my own today, and the only thing that happened to me was that my shoe got tar on it.
Whoop de freakin doo.
Does everyone have to have something wrong with them? Can society not function without everyone having a problem. To some people the mere idea of it is horrendous. I am overdramatic, moon has a mental problem, luke homer has autism...
yeh...yeh...Po
yeh...yeh... i love being stoned....
yeh....yeh... yeh yeh yeh what if you were actually yourself for one day and didnt pretend to like stuf to be popular?
Didn't ditch less popular people for more popular people?
Didn't make your best friends really fucking annoyed because they know what you're thinking, know you don't talk to them because the person next to them is a little more popular becuase they go to more parties, smoke more pot, wear more 'individual' clothes.
What if?!?!
Eh?
In other news i got a text from my long lost boyfriend of two and a bit weeks today. He got given free money, this is because he is a bitch. I am hoping he buys me an expensive present rather than waste it all on prostitutes.
(That was a joke by the way. Okay?!)
Thomas leaves tomorrow, I told him I'd miss him, he didn't sound like he's going to miss me.
Apparently its only a week.
Bastard.
You're a hot dog! But you'd better not try to hurt her.
Frank-Furter.
Devon Murray now has a fansite!>>>> www.devonmurra
I love him so much.
I love Rupert grint too.
mmmmmmmmmmmm
I also love therocky horror show.
And the fact my birthday is in 8 days.
And also that I just had two hours sleep.
I love.
generally.
im starving though.
thomas has a cold, he sniffed down the ohone at me earlier and it sounded like he was playing a trumpet.
which i found hilarious.