I'm in mourning.
[Djinn] is suffering the unspeakable, though I may have to say it just once so anyone who reads this will understand our agony:
She has been BANNED from the computer!!!!!
*cries*
see what I mean?
This means I have no one to talk to for the majority of the day, no one to read my elftown diary, no one's diary to read and laugh at.

Its sucks the um bay.

Gozworth came up to me today and said Marsh was afriad I was going to hit him for not going to the gig, I could possibly use this to my advantage. Bwa ha ha ha ha.

It's weird ya know? I have a boyfriend but it doesn't feel like it at all, infact I fell closer to Tom's mate Nic than I do to Tom. Its weird.
I should really talk to him, if I ever get to bloody see him.

i. am. ackered knay.
totally.
Just got back for this GREAT GIG that I was told I HAD to go to.
It was a pile of it shay.

That was an understatement. I also really don't have the energy to do anything so i think osh nay is a bit issed pay that I didn't stay at her house.
Well.....
I'm in a bad mood so i don't care at the moment.

ooners may I hope you had a fun evening at your ushi say eveningo, if you had it. It was obably pray 8768462856345 times better than gig a la MERDE.
That's ench fray, which reminds me I haven't done the omework hay, its 23.02 currently so I don't think I'll be doing it now, do you?!
Good.

I feel like doing lots of typing so I think I shall do just that.
By the way nosh, this is to make you feel really bad for not going to the rhythm sisters thing, Nige dedicated 'Daddy Cool to you and you weren't even there despite being invited.
You make me sick.
You don't really, it was probably the several huge mouthfuls of whatever it was nigel gave me when I left his house.
It tasted rather ood gay though.

I just ubmitted say and this is nowhere near long enough, so I'll carry on for a bit.
What about I do not know.
OOOh Dom was at the giug a la merde, but he wisely left before the second band came on, this is because he is much smarter than the rest of us suckers. I did however have no one to perve on.
Marsh didn't turn up either and it was him who told me I had to go because he was taking his mates that I want to meet.
Astard bay.

Tomorrow is my father's birthday, I should perhaps go to bed so i can be up at a reasonable hour to say 'happy birthday daddy'.

I think i shall.

night night.
xxxxxxxx

Moon, you will be so sorry you left my party earlier when you read this....

I had my very own slashorific experience last night.

Tom, yes Tom my boyfriend KISSED Charlie, yes blond Charlie who flashes in cheltenham, with TONGUES! Yes! the long red muscle in your mouth.
The worrying thing is, I told them to do it again.

Haaahhaaahaaahahahahaaahahhaaahaahaha

I'M GOING TO SEE BOWLING FOR SOUP NEXT MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Party Party PARTAAY

Party tonight....
MY party tonight.
Fancy dress.
And children's party games, would you believe?
The pass the parcel is higher than my knee, I'm a bit gutted though cuz some people are arriving at like 10 when it finishes at 11.30. So they will have a fulfilling evening I am sure.

I'm talking to nic, who has informed me he is coming as a mexican!
How cool is that?! He made a poncho out of his dog's rug. I'm sure the dog is chuffed to bits!
HAHAHAHAHAHA nic the mexican.

Today I nearly melted.
At lunch time I was quite inncoently talking to John and Dan in B9 when along comes Head Boy Dom Koole himself to congratulate me on becoming a Year 12 rep. He also said that he would be finidng stuff for me to do and asked if I was okay with doing School Council again this year.
OF COURSE I'M OKAY WITH DOING IT I LOVE SCHOOL COUNCIL!!!!!!!!
He also said that he spoke to Mr. Meredith (who runs the council) and he agreed that even if I hadn't have been voted on by my yeargroup Dom was going to blag me on it anyway because I'm 'good' apparently.
I partied partied PARTIED.
Plus Dom is yummy so there was a bonus. He was wearing all black today, very nice.

So yesterday was my 17th. It was excellent! I even got balloons! Fair play I did get stuck in the door on the way to media studies and nearly de-capitated a year eight but this is not the point of the exercise. Is it?
No.
Last night, myself, mooners, noshface, dave, amy, jenny, charlie and dale went to a singalonga rocky horror show which was fan bloody tastic! Charlie won best costume (he went as rocky) ad got a pearl necklace which I am currently wearing. I befriended a pizza man too which was rather humourous.

Fortunately my cold has nearly gone *touches wood* and Thomas is coming back to school tomorrow, he got back from Taiwan today, i think.
Wooooot

I didnt go to Charlies party, my cold got really bad and being the selfish person that I am, I didnt want to share it with Charlie and Jenny and John and give them bad audition luck like i have.
I tried signing the song this morning and i sound like a rhinocerous. On the other hand, not only do I have different fingers but my bunged up nose helps me do a cannibal woman's accent easier so lady luck is sort of smiling down on me, or smirking at least.
I did the dance, thats the easy part,
cross kick, cross kick, cross kick, cross kick, cross hands up, cross hands down, cross hands up cross hands down. sway 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and step back kick, step back kick step back kick step back kick.
repetitive yes, but at least its easy to do.
So now I'm trying to sing to my media player to warm my voice up.
To no avail.

I was trying to remember who was auditioning for the same part as me, all i can remember is Steph Poulson, Maxine and Laura i think her name is, there are probably more. Looking at that list Laura lady is my only threat at the moment because the others are alot younger than me. But you never know do you?!

Cos Dick has walked some ninety miles
and he must walk some ten miles more

its funny, when I type the words they're perfectly in tune, when I sing them.... I sound like I fecking farmer.
Marvellous.
Strepsils i think....

I hate today, hate it. With a fiery passion.

So yesterday i had a cocktail party.
We drank cocktails, nibbled nibbles, got electrocuted, made tits of ourselves on dance mats and uh... drank more cocktails.

This morning I get up, nosh has already (noisily) gone home but I didnt get up to say goodbye because I was still quite dead and dint want to scare the neighbours. Moon went home at 9.20 then i was made to get dressed then i went to tescos and to the garden centre where i got my

fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank fish tank
for my fishes.

because its my birthday on the 21st ya know?!?!
anyone who forgets will...... forget i guess, nowt i can do about it.
ALSO on tuesday, we will be walking round cheltenham scantily clad, so stay clear of the area if you suffer from faint hearts or are easily shocked.

Tonight is Charlie's bday shin dig where me and jenny and moon are going to wax his legs for the rocky horror show!
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

john, if you read this i strongly advise you to steer clear or we'll get you too!
hahahahahahahahahaa.

Another thing: I have Nic's cold. Full on snuffly nose, heavy eyes, sneezes, coughs, headaches.
And auditions tomorrow......

shitfuck shitfuck shitfuck shitfuck
theres another failed audition i guess.

I'm going mad.
Were you aware?

Moon is, she knows. She knows the TRUTH, because she is the only one willing to listen to the truth who I am willing to tell the truth too. You see I tried telling someone else the truth and they are ignorant.
I. Am overdramatic.
apparently.

I'm not. Really. Moon said I'm not, she speaks the truth. I also say that moon does not have a mental problem therefore she can help it if she yells at someone. And she yells at them because she is annoyed.

We all get annoyed. Everyday, well at least I do. And I consider myself an honest person so when something annoys me, I say.
What annoys me even more is people's inability to realise when I am being serious and when I am not.

For the record, I am being DEADLY serious here.
Ok?
Ok.

Let's continue.
Do you think that sending obscene messages to people via their younger siblings is well.... a bit rude?
I do.
Especially telling someone to go fuck themself for doing somehting as small as not waiting an extra hour after school when they could be a home, in a comfortable environment where they could be doing something they want to do, soemthing they need to do. Helping frail old ladies for example. Does anyone seriously need to be escourted down the knapp? I'm sure they could manage it on their own. I walked home on my own today, and the only thing that happened to me was that my shoe got tar on it.
Whoop de freakin doo.

Does everyone have to have something wrong with them? Can society not function without everyone having a problem. To some people the mere idea of it is horrendous. I am overdramatic, moon has a mental problem, luke homer has autism...
yeh...yeh...Pot smells gooooood
yeh...yeh... i love being stoned....
yeh....yeh... yeh yeh yeh what if you were actually yourself for one day and didnt pretend to like stuf to be popular?
Didn't ditch less popular people for more popular people?
Didn't make your best friends really fucking annoyed because they know what you're thinking, know you don't talk to them because the person next to them is a little more popular becuase they go to more parties, smoke more pot, wear more 'individual' clothes.
What if?!?!
Eh?


In other news i got a text from my long lost boyfriend of two and a bit weeks today. He got given free money, this is because he is a bitch. I am hoping he buys me an expensive present rather than waste it all on prostitutes.
(That was a joke by the way. Okay?!)

Thomas leaves tomorrow, I told him I'd miss him, he didn't sound like he's going to miss me.
Apparently its only a week.
Bastard.

You're a hot dog! But you'd better not try to hurt her.
Frank-Furter.

Devon Murray now has a fansite!>>>> www.devonmurray.net if you're interested! I left a message in the guestbook.
I love him so much.
I love Rupert grint too.
mmmmmmmmmmmm

I also love therocky horror show.
And the fact my birthday is in 8 days.
And also that I just had two hours sleep.
I love.
generally.

im starving though.

thomas has a cold, he sniffed down the ohone at me earlier and it sounded like he was playing a trumpet.
which i found hilarious.

Martyn bought an electrocutey game.
Nikki is making me play it.
It got me.

It's the weirdest sensation, it feels like theres somehting biting your finger....
*shudders*

So yeh, I went to Lucy's party last night which was rather good fun. I got re-acquainted with Joe, who I met on the battlefields trip two years ago and haven't spoken to since.
I have come the the conclusion that I will marry not only Thomas, but also Nicholas and Joe, because... well... I love them.
They didn't seem to mind, so it's all goody good good.

I got drunk. Kat, however, got drunker then we went on the rope swing in the woods and tried to get back to Lucy's house by walking through the woods. Kat fell over a number of times. I nearly fell over, and also managed to get whacked in the face with a couple of branches.

Pack up let's fly awaaaaaaaaaaay.

So I slept on the sofa, we were going to camp in the garden but Joe and myself failed miserably at putting up the tent at 11.30 in pitch black while it was spitting with rain, so we decided the house was a safer option.
I'm glad we slept in the house because we had thunder and lightning later that night....

The oven is beeping.

Thomas goes to Taiwan on Tuesday, it sucks the bum. He gets back the day after my birthday, which sucks even more. However, as everything cheap, tacky and plastic is made in Taiwan, Thomas said he will bring me back a cheap, tacky, plastic present.
I feel so loved.

I know who davey fancies.........
so does mooners.......
this is where the problem begins.....

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

in other news. I was walking home with thomas today and we were holding hands, like couples do but who should drive along? MRS GROVE!!!!! My tutor for y10 and 11! Smiling proudly at the both of us.
I nearly died.
Thomas asked me was was so embarrassing about being seen in public with him.
I didn't answer.
He's no that bad really! It's just because its MRS GROVE!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

there was a spider on my hand today. i screamed.

DODS starts tonoght so you'll be hearing all the horror stories from there very soon.
Lucky you.

well today a caterpillar crawled up moons leg.
10 mins later it was found crawling up my bum.

i had a fun lunchtime.
Thomas said he's going to watch rocky horror show with me!
hahahahahahahahaha
maybe i'll have a rhs party one day, in a month or so though cuz im going to watch it on my brithday which is in exactly 14 days...
yay.

I got my provisional driving license yesters but i was too occupied with my fok to write anythitng.,
so there you go.

anyway i need ashower.
byeeeeeee

Doo Lang! Doo Lang!

I went to Wales on Friday.
It was grey.
Wales was grey on Friday.
On Saturday it brightened a little.
i felt so good I learned to whittle.
I didn't really I went to a party.
Vodka was drunk at the party.
Its sunday now, its very hot.
I came home, the car was hot.
I was so hot, I had a shower.
Today it is hot.

That was my poem, inspired by 'The Cat in the Rain' a short story about some bloke that no one's heard of but apparently has meant to have heard of him. Said short story is the worst written story I have ever read and I have been given the priviledge to write some paragraphs on what I think its really about because englidh lang/lit people simply can't accept the this story is about a cat in the rain.

My hair is still sort of pink at the top.
Thomas is still being shifty and strange and keeps saying he'll see me tomorrow. Tomorrow arrives and once again he buggers off down the rec.
Marvless.
I think he's regretting asking me out.
I can actually see his point.
But until i talk to him.... he's stuck with me I'm afraid.
Then again we've only been going out five days or something like that so I sahould really give it a chance. Plus I don't think he's had a girlfriend before so...
hmm.

so I went to school today.
iwerent too bad, had media studies and english, got two small homeworks.
didn't see tommy....
hmm....

grrrrrrrrrr

so I'm going out with Tommy and suddenly he and nic are acting weird.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.

Infact its annoying me rather alot.
Bitches.

um.. update:
im now going out with tommy.

don't ask me why i don't know.
I like him quite alot and there was no reason to say no so i went for it!
wooop

pinch punch and all that.

i hate the little girls down my road.
i got woken up at 9.15 this morning with some fat mouthed tweenager shouting "GIMME FIIIIIVE."
I'll give em five.
five kicks in the head if they bloody do that again.
bitches.

so yeh im going shopping with hugh today, he said he wants some storage things for his bedroom so i reckon he's only asked me to go so i can carry the bags. I certainly doubt its for my feminie interior design skills....
although....

ha. no.

by the way, tommy fancies me. he told me yesterday.

Ok I went to Bristol with Tommy and co but we didnt go skating.
This is Kyles fault.
I can't be angry with him though cuz the poor guy spent something like three hours on a train.
We went to pizza hut type place instead, and got served by a guy who was a cross between proffessor snape and frank'n'furter from rocky horror show.

it was fun.
I'm going to cheltenham with hugh tomorrow but im knackered, but ive already let him down once so i have to go really.
though it wouldn't be too big a shame if he forgot to call me.
now ive said that he'll call me in five minutes.
unless he calls when tommy calls me. tommyds bored, so i am the leisure activity.
when you're bored, ring bob.
my number is : 07844478684629548673928473839999273

not really.
did you seriously think i was oging to broadcast my number infront of you lot?
you must be mad.

I'm laughing.
You know why?
Nic just told the amest joke ever, and I found it funny.
I find this funny.
Joke:
i realised i was dislecsic when i went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm lame.

Hugh rang earlier to see if I wanted to go to Cheltenham with him tomorrow. And got annyoed when i said I cant cuz Im going skating with tommy and co.
He tried to get me to ditch them!
I told him to bugger off and re-schedule the cheltenham trip.
wow everyone loves me.

its because my hair is a funny colour I reckon.