Martyn bought an electrocutey game.
Nikki is making me play it.
It got me.
It's the weirdest sensation, it feels like theres somehting biting your finger....
*shudders*
So yeh, I went to Lucy's party last night which was rather good fun. I got re-acquainted with Joe, who I met on the battlefields trip two years ago and haven't spoken to since.
I have come the the conclusion that I will marry not only Thomas, but also Nicholas and Joe, because... well... I love them.
They didn't seem to mind, so it's all goody good good.
I got drunk. Kat, however, got drunker then we went on the rope swing in the woods and tried to get back to Lucy's house by walking through the woods. Kat fell over a number of times. I nearly fell over, and also managed to get whacked in the face with a couple of branches.
Pack up let's fly awaaaaaaaaaaay
So I slept on the sofa, we were going to camp in the garden but Joe and myself failed miserably at putting up the tent at 11.30 in pitch black while it was spitting with rain, so we decided the house was a safer option.
I'm glad we slept in the house because we had thunder and lightning later that night....
The oven is beeping.
Thomas goes to Taiwan on Tuesday, it sucks the bum. He gets back the day after my birthday, which sucks even more. However, as everything cheap, tacky and plastic is made in Taiwan, Thomas said he will bring me back a cheap, tacky, plastic present.
I feel so loved.
I know who davey fancies.......
so does mooners.......
this is where the problem begins.....
hahahahahahaha
in other news. I was walking home with thomas today and we were holding hands, like couples do but who should drive along? MRS GROVE!!!!! My tutor for y10 and 11! Smiling proudly at the both of us.
I nearly died.
Thomas asked me was was so embarrassing about being seen in public with him.
I didn't answer.
He's no that bad really! It's just because its MRS GROVE!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAA
there was a spider on my hand today. i screamed.
DODS starts tonoght so you'll be hearing all the horror stories from there very soon.
Lucky you.
well today a caterpillar crawled up moons leg.
10 mins later it was found crawling up my bum.
i had a fun lunchtime.
Thomas said he's going to watch rocky horror show with me!
hahahahahahaha
maybe i'll have a rhs party one day, in a month or so though cuz im going to watch it on my brithday which is in exactly 14 days...
yay.
I got my provisional driving license yesters but i was too occupied with my fok to write anythitng.,
so there you go.
anyway i need ashower.
byeeeeeee
I went to Wales on Friday.
It was grey.
Wales was grey on Friday.
On Saturday it brightened a little.
i felt so good I learned to whittle.
I didn't really I went to a party.
Vodka was drunk at the party.
Its sunday now, its very hot.
I came home, the car was hot.
I was so hot, I had a shower.
Today it is hot.
That was my poem, inspired by 'The Cat in the Rain' a short story about some bloke that no one's heard of but apparently has meant to have heard of him. Said short story is the worst written story I have ever read and I have been given the priviledge to write some paragraphs on what I think its really about because englidh lang/lit people simply can't accept the this story is about a cat in the rain.
My hair is still sort of pink at the top.
Thomas is still being shifty and strange and keeps saying he'll see me tomorrow. Tomorrow arrives and once again he buggers off down the rec.
Marvless.
I think he's regretting asking me out.
I can actually see his point.
But until i talk to him.... he's stuck with me I'm afraid.
Then again we've only been going out five days or something like that so I sahould really give it a chance. Plus I don't think he's had a girlfriend before so...
hmm.
so I went to school today.
iwerent too bad, had media studies and english, got two small homeworks.
didn't see tommy....
hmm....
grrrrrrrrrr
so I'm going out with Tommy and suddenly he and nic are acting weird.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
Infact its annoying me rather alot.
Bitches.
um.. update:
im now going out with tommy.
don't ask me why i don't know.
I like him quite alot and there was no reason to say no so i went for it!
wooop
pinch punch and all that.
i hate the little girls down my road.
i got woken up at 9.15 this morning with some fat mouthed tweenager shouting "GIMME FIIIIIVE."
I'll give em five.
five kicks in the head if they bloody do that again.
bitches.
so yeh im going shopping with hugh today, he said he wants some storage things for his bedroom so i reckon he's only asked me to go so i can carry the bags. I certainly doubt its for my feminie interior design skills....
although....
ha. no.
by the way, tommy fancies me. he told me yesterday.
Ok I went to Bristol with Tommy and co but we didnt go skating.
This is Kyles fault.
I can't be angry with him though cuz the poor guy spent something like three hours on a train.
We went to pizza hut type place instead, and got served by a guy who was a cross between proffessor snape and frank'n'furter from rocky horror show.
it was fun.
I'm going to cheltenham with hugh tomorrow but im knackered, but ive already let him down once so i have to go really.
though it wouldn't be too big a shame if he forgot to call me.
now ive said that he'll call me in five minutes.
unless he calls when tommy calls me. tommyds bored, so i am the leisure activity.
when you're bored, ring bob.
my number is : 07844478684629
not really.
did you seriously think i was oging to broadcast my number infront of you lot?
you must be mad.
I'm laughing.
You know why?
Nic just told the amest joke ever, and I found it funny.
I find this funny.
Joke:
i realised i was dislecsic when i went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm lame.
Hugh rang earlier to see if I wanted to go to Cheltenham with him tomorrow. And got annyoed when i said I cant cuz Im going skating with tommy and co.
He tried to get me to ditch them!
I told him to bugger off and re-schedule the cheltenham trip.
wow everyone loves me.
its because my hair is a funny colour I reckon.
Well I just did a mock driving theory test.
Two infact.
Both out of 35.
In the first one I got 20 and the second i got 23.
You had to get 30 to pass.
My excuse is that i havent yet read my highway code book so thats why I failed. One day i shall read the book and pass with flying colours.
I start learning to drive next month, cuz I'll be 17 in 23 days!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOo
yes.
Belgian Grand Prix was fantastic!
If you missed, pleas eplease please watch the repeats.
Schuey woowey did not win. I shall say no more than the british national anthem got played afterwards....
mysterious eh?!
The funniest hting happened this afternoon.
I few diary entries ago I said somehting about those fecking call centres....
Well one called and I carried out Plan E, sort of.
I am Mrs Jones, I already have seven life insurance companies, yes I am married, yes I do have children, five little sweethearts to be exact. Do I have to disclose my age? Ok I'm 44. No I'm afriad i don't know my post code.
Yes I do smoke, yes i drink rather more than the average person, yes I am extremely health conscious, i go running twice a week.
Another Life Insurance Policy? That sounds fantastic. No I'm afraid i don't have a bank account. When will I be receiving more details on this not-to-miss offer?
7 working days? That sounds grand.
Yes My name is Lianne Springer. Lianne spelled Leeeethaunne. Yes the TH is silent, my mother is not british.
How will i be paying?
Oops I hung up.
The woman RANG BACK! And spoke to my mum who said that Lianne Springer did not live in this house, she has never lived in this house and would these bloody call centres please stop bothering her.
I, Martyn, Nikki, Mum and our next door neighbours who came round for a chat all broke up laughing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I got a well done card from my grand dad in wales it reads:
Konngratulachi
how funny!!!
I was laughing for about half an hour!
So anyway, i went to Tommy's house yesterday for a BBQ and it was really nice.
I have a usual group that i hang around with and I love them all to pieces but last night was a nice change because I got to see the people that I don't see very often at school because they were in a different population. The only person from my usual friendship group who went was george.
It was weird from the start really because i got handed a lager, i never drink lager! Other weird things included playing table badminton, getting lost on the way to the loo, drinking three more lagers, eating sausages (i don't eat sausages), getting tommy's feet shoved in my face and launching a foam rocket down the garden.
i was really scared of going but I'm glad i did!
I love nosh and mooners more though!
I got my results!!!!!!!
Want to see them?
ok:
A* - French!!!!!!!!
A- German!!!!!!!!
B- Englishes, IT, Drama, RE, Tech, double science
C - Maths
are you proud? I am.
I wasn't when I first got them, but its sunk in and they are actually quite good grades, so there you go.
*runs aorund*
we go back to school next thursday!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Been in St ives since last thursday and got back today.
It was fun.
I'll write abot it when I can be bpthered, I'm catching up with forums at the mo.
The most gorgeous guy just came to the front door....
I'm not wearing make up dammit.
Could have been worse, i could have been in my jim jams whic has happened before with the nice guy across the road.
This guy (Ben) was trying to sell us windows. I will persuade Martyn to get windows from him just so he can come again.
he gave me his number! But only cuz he wants me to buy his windows.
I'll buy whatever he wants me to I don't care!
Phwoar.....
Ok, heres the plan.
The next time one of those call centres call again asking for mr or mrs jones I will be prepared.
plan A.
Tell them their stupid because my mum is not married to martyn, she is infact mrs springer so those twats should do their research properly.
Plan B
I AM mrs Jones, Mr Jones has been having an affair with his secretary and has left me with four screaming kids which i had just managed to get to sleep before the phone rang and woke them up. The call centre man is an insensitive bastard.
Plan C
No they aren't here, they're at work doing proper jobs, giving back to the community and all that.
Plan D
I am MR Jones, my hormone therapy is going too well.
Plan E.
Yes this is Mrs Jones and I am very interested in what you have to sell, does it come in Pink? What is the diameter of the cable I need? Whats the address of the factory it will be made in? What nationality are the installers? Whats your name dear?
Plan F.
Copy exactly what the people are saying e.g.
Hello this is James from Manchester
Hello this is James from Manchester
and so on.
come on call centre.
*swoons*
Nic is a really nice guy, you know?
Ting!
Well I got woken up at 6.20 this morning by the sodding recycling lorry with its workers with horrible common accents telliing dirty jokes or whatever it is they do.
I sound like such a snob but I'm well pissed off. I should still be in bed NOW! But i can't sleep.
Bastards.