Well I got woken up at 6.20 this morning by the sodding recycling lorry with its workers with horrible common accents telliing dirty jokes or whatever it is they do.
I sound like such a snob but I'm well pissed off. I should still be in bed NOW! But i can't sleep.
Bastards.

HAHAHAHAHA I couldn't resist.....


I find it funny anyway....

BALLROOM BLITZ!!!!!!!!

I just read my old diary entries due to lack of interesting things to occupy my mind with. I laughed, like a drain.
I am now eating apot noodle with chopsticks. I blame mooners.
Why is no one online?!?!?!?! No doubt all my friends actually have interesting lives so they're out shopping or trainspotting or playing football in the rain, or something.
Bastards.
Today begins my new policy, I have to try and eat every meal with chopsticks.
That should brighten up my life somewhat.
Its Monday today, theres porbably somehting really important going on that everyones at and they're stood there wondering where th hell i am because i forgot.
WAIT!!!!
Nic's online *dies*
OK I'm off now!

Well today I was going to finish making a website for someone downb the road, and then realised we don't have publisher, and I can't use Frontpage. I don't know why, we just don't agree. So I swore
So instead I wernt to bravenet to get some html codes for the website once I have publisher. And they no longer have marquees. So I swore again.
Then I found something about domain names and got the prices for those.
Then i decided to make my own website but remembered I don't have publisher. So I swore for a third time. Then i realised I wouldn't know what to mke my website about anyway. Recognising my stupidity i swore.
So I typed up the new rocky horror show bit i wrote the toher day, tried to continue it and ran out of imagination. I didn't even have the imagnination to think of a new swearword so i used the one I had already used four times today.

Wow.

my day in a nutshell.

One day I was walking along the road, quite innocently when a large nut came along. Opened up and swallowed my day.
Unfortuantely, my day is claustrophobic and did not like this very much.
So my day screamed and scratched and scrabbled at the inside of the nutshell until its fingernails fell off and its voice became hoarse.
I had seen the whole charade and decided to rescue my day from the day swallowing nutshell, grabbed a jack hammer and attached said nutshell.
My day was saved.
We went home and had tea.
The end.

Well first off, I found fish I want. However they can't be called Fred and George because they aren't orange, they're blue.
Instead I will call them Crotchet and Quaver because I think that's cool.
So today, I listenened to my Rocky Horror Show soundtrack and carried on writing the Harry Potter version. I've only done up to Damnit janet which proved very difficult because nothing rhymes with Hermione so I had to shorten it to Hermy. When it is finished I'll give you the wiki page it is on and you can read my genius.
Yeh.

What else?
I'm going shopping AGAIN this afternoon but this time in Cheltenham, I've never been before apart from the Everyman to see Bouncers and The Rocky Horror Show starring no other than Mr Jonathan Wilkes *drools*. So it should be fun.

Tommy wants me to do a striptease for him. I said no.
I do however owe him a kiss apparently so there you go.
I do however draw the line at stripteases. I have no desire to see Tommy naked and I'm sure it is also vice versa.
So there you have it.

Well I was moody this morning....

Every single bloody morning for the past god knows how long, I've been woken up by dogs barking over the road at about 10.30. This morning however, they started yapping at 9.30, and I wasn't pleased.
So I got up, stormed downstairs and told Martyn if those fucking dogs bark one more fucking time I'm going to skin them, shoot the fuckers, bake them and serve them in a pie.
Aren't i such a charming girl?
Anyway, I have an action packed afternoon ahead of me, involving sainsbury's, tescos and the garden centre where I get to LOOK at fish and tanks but I can't have any until my birthday :(
*sobs*
I'm hungry...

Marauders picture is FINISHED, well almost, it needs a background....
I've started more, but none of them are finished because I have a nasty habit of never finishing things.

***In other news***

I woke up the other morning to find my hair is bright red. It has nothing to do with the hair dye mousse, me, nosh and mooners bought on tuesday and definitly nothing to do with the oodles of said mousse I applied to my hair tuesday afternoon.
Absolutely nothing.
I don't know how it could have happened....
What i do know though is that my nan is very disappoibnted in me because she tstarted tugging at random strands, tutting and saying "Oh no dear... oh no."
The thing is, i cannot do anything to my hair in her opinion because it 'just isn't me' wheras my darling little sister could dye hers bright blue and it would 'suit her down to the ground' whats with that? Am I not allowed to change?
Also have anew outfit, chosen my nosh and moon themselves. Their new game is 'dress bob'
I'm like a walking, talking dolly with feelings! Its quite fun actually. And I half trust them not to make me look really stupid.
Also, according to Moon, I am Lipgloss because I need constant touching up.
I am afraid to admit its true.
*wails*
*other members of councilling group clap and cheer and pat me on the back*

Good god I'm tlaking crap.
Anyway, best go because I'm meeting Amers at One and its now 12.26 and i have to have some dindins...

i drew a picture of the marauders today and was foolish enough to show moon and nosh. i posted it on the gaybar and moon changed the password so i can't take it down...
grrrr

Today.
Is Martyn's *cough* 32nd *cough* birthday, so Happy Birthday Martyn.
To celebrate this momentous occasion, myself, nikki, mutti and martyn are having a meal at the dil raj this very evening, so if you plan to go there, don't.
In other news, a water fight broke out in my back garden today between the four memebers of my family. We all got considerably wet and martyn oured a hole contianer full of freezing cold water in my pants.
I now have a very bad headache and a sore eye because nikki squirted it with the hose pipe on full strength.
It hurt.

I joined the Devon Murray fanlisting.
Nikki said "Devon Murray actually has fans?"
I fumed.
Of course he has fans!!!!! Me being one!
He's so cute, and irish.
And cute.
And yummy.
And Irish.

*drools*

I tidied my room today and found lots of things I forgot I had, including hundreds of letters, a pair of green scissors and lots of dust and dirt.

Apparently the guys down the road were streaking the other night... I wasn't there. WHY wasn't I there?!
This diary entry is a bit bitty today isn't it? I do apologse, but my thoughts are bitty too.

Bitty is such a funny word... like nitty-gritty.
what the hell is the nitty-gritty?!?!

post your answers to
78 bob's road
bobsley

hahahah bobsleigh!!!!
how funny!!!!!

I joined the Devon Murray fanlisting.
Nikki said "Devon Murray actually has fans?"
I fumed.
Of course he has fans!!!!! Me being one!
He's so cute, and irish.
And cute.
And yummy.
And Irish.

*drools*

I tidied my room today and found lots of things I forgot I had, including hundreds of letters, a pair of green scissors and lots of dust and dirt.

Apparently the guys down the road were streaking the other night... I wasn't there. WHY wasn't I there?!
This diary entry is a bit bitty today isn't it? I do apologse, but my thoughts are bitty too.

Bitty is such a funny word... like nitty-gritty.
what the hell is the nitty-gritty?!?!

post your answers to
78 bob's road
puddle road
bobsley

hahahah bobsleigh!!!!
how funny!!!!!

Moons made an ezboard board.
p078.ezboard.com/mischiefmanaged73858

all about harry potty.
GO NOW!

'won't you take some more it's what you came for...'

I just read the slash fic i wrote when i didnt sleep at moony's.
It's actually quite funny.
Me and Nikki laughed anyway.

So yeh, Charlie had a partaaaay llast night which was tather fun I must say. It was really nice because there weren't like hundreds of people there, so, yeh.
me and elly were the only 2 girls at the end of it!
hmm....

when we were walking home, me and luke put a bottle on top of a pole, it wasn't there this morning.
:(
someone moved our bottle.
bastards.

I have
a headache.
I took
paracetamol
it did
not work.

that was my poem , it shows the reader how it feels to be me and gives them an insight of my pain and suffering. The use of the word 'paracetamol' shows that I can use medical terms and by taking a pain killer, shows that I do want to end my suffering. I am a literary genius.
I am also full of the ess to the aich to the eye to the tea.

So yesterday, we went to dursley, got some dvds out, being a lovely summers day we could think of nothing better to do than sit inside and watch films! Same today, though I did sit on the patio this morning to sun my feet.

Yum, fanta.

Michelles out of the big Brother House! I partied all night long. Not really, I'm a liar.
You know you're boring when you write about Big brother in your elftown diary.

Louis' voice broke! I'm so proud.
Again, not really.

What an exciting Thursday, and it's only 07:22 AM

If you've read Ifrit's diary I wouldn't bother reading mine because it will basically tell you of the same events just worded differently and more defensive on my part of locking us out of the house, more about that later.

Let's start with yesterday, which still feels like today because I haven't been asleep.

So yesterday, we got out some films first we watched 'School of Rock' which is EXCELLENT
then 'Thirteen' which is crappedy crap crap
and then 'Queen of the damned' which was alright, but I'm not really into that type of movie.
So then we became Vampires and did make up and dressed up and stuff.
Then we put our jimjams on andwent on the computers and wrote slashy goodness. [nori] decided to go to bed at about 2ish leaving myself and [Djinn] still writing slash.
At around three we went up to bed with the intention of going to sleep. Firstly there was a bit of a battle because Nosh was sprawled right in the middle of the bed so I had to kick her over to her side, I didn't really kick like viciously, more like nudged with my foot... then once we'd got into bed the coffee and green tea kicked and me and moon were laughing about the gay boys on school of rock.
hahahahahaha
nosh got annoyed i think so we went back downstairs.
at around five o' clockwe got a bit scared because the time went really quickly and we felt hungry so made some pot noodles and went outside to watch the sunrise. This is when I locked us out, but let me explain.
Me: I'll leave the door ajar shall I?
Moon: No
So I closed it completely, however she meant no leave it wide open. So we got locked out in our jimjams with nothing but pot noodles and chopsticks to defend our honours with.
In the end we balanced our food on the window while moon stood on a table so she could throw stones at noshi's wondow so she could let us in.
She wasn't best pleased.
Nosh went back to bed, we watched the sunrise, got blinded then wrote more slash. Which turned out a bit weird really.
Uhh.... thats it, now I'm a bit tired really, and am pondering whether to go to bed or not. My eyes are heavy but I don't feel like going to sleep.
So I'll drop dow unexpectedly later i guess.

we have to clean up later :(
i think, i might go to sleep when that starts.
except moon is sat behind me and now my plan is thwarted.
Moon, do you want to go to sleep at that time too?
She says yeh.
So nosh can tidy up because she's the only one who had a half decent nights sleep.

I have to wash my face according to moon.
i think she thinks im dirty or something.
OOOh we wrote stuff:
look:
Limerick: Two ladies called bobby and moon
Ate pot noodles with chop sticks not spoons
They never went to bed
Got locked out instead
And made of themselves rather large goons.

Paranoia struck at 05:58 am, shortly after bobby and moon disabled themselves temporarily by watching the sunrise.
Bobby saw people, everywhere. Moon was freaked out. But it turned out to be the chair.
“Oh, it was just the chair,” said Bob.
Moon kept writing boob not bob. This was a subliminal message that she was, infact, obsessed with boobies and unable to spell even with he spell checker.
“You fuck” said bob meaning you suckm but moon can’t bspell.
Laughter cpommenced. No sleep = crack heads moona dn bob./
Danger commencesd. Bob only had some pot noodle left. “You wait till I tell martin,” she threatened. Yn. Yeha.
Bob kept spitting hger pot boodle O_O <<< whjay’s a boodle?
Much was funny.
Har Har Harrrrrrrrrrr. Rrrrrr. Arrrr. Rerrrrrrr.
Wmoon couldn’t see propely cs the screen has a big sun on
Hahahahamoon feels incline to draw boobies.
Bob has less pot noodle left but there still is some and she cant eat it.
I’m sorry miss Jackson I am for reeeeeeeal.

Hooray Hooray I am on holiday
the cheeky girls are stuck in my head
holly holly day.

I have retreated to the computer because [Djinn] and [nori] are watching 'An Interview With A Vampire' next door and its scaring the bejeevas outta me.
Moon said I could use the computer on the condition I write something. I know what she means - a slash fic or similar. But she didn't specify, so if i don't get a sudden flash of inspiration between now and the end of the film, I can argue that i wrote a diary entry.
Bwa ha ha, my wit does astound me.
Not really.

So today, we went to town, bought food, went to the video shop, got annoyed because they didn't have Bill and Ted, came back, got annoyed because we couldn't find School of Rock, and I cooked pizza and ran over here.
Oh and me and moon went into the garden and cursed things with our wands earlier, excet moon didn't have a wand, she can do wandless magic like Harry does when he waves his arms in the air and his clothes fall off.
Wonder if Ron could do that....
*drools*

So, to the slash fic I think, I started a Seamus and Dean one the other day which I need to finish, its not very good. I may put a link up here at some point if I feel cruel.

ok here goes.
I don't fancy Andy.

There, I said it. And now I feel better. Theres no point in pretending I do fancy him. Even though I feel like I should.
My friends like him, Sammie, Lily and Nikki like him. he's sweet, damn gorgeous however....
he's boring.

I told Elly last night and then she told me he doesn't fancy me anymore anyway.
So its a bloody good job I'm not in love with him because he was acting like he did the other night although he doesn't.
Stupid boy.
Its also a bloody good job I didn't say yes when he asked me out isn't it?
Yes.


Any way holiday begins TONIGHT. So I must pack my suncream and take the gruelling three mile journey to the picturesque mountain top holiday home complete with pool, gymn and surrounded by beautiful deciduous forest.
yay!

Violence is not the answer.
Remember this. Smashing people's faces with bottles is not a nice thing to do.

It's weird. When i was at school, I had a lot of friends, and I've only really kept in proper contact with 2 since May. Isn't that sad?
It's not that I havent wanted to meet up, its just, well I don't know. I mean I have seen more than two of them, like at sweet surrender and stuff because they have made the effort but some people just don't bother even making an effort.
I find that strange.
Maybe they're happy like that though.

By the way I HAVE reached puberty.