my "deep thought" during Social studies today:I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
question:If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
I ask you this timeless question, WHAT WOULD JESUS DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR? please answer this for me its driving me MAD!!!!!!!!!!!
singing: I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees, I wear high heels,suspende
fun things to do at Wal-mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
5. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
6. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
7. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
10. Put M&M's on layaway.
11. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
12. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath
13. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
14. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
15. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
16. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
17. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with GI Joes vs. the X-Men.
18. Ask other customers if they have any Gray Poupon.
19. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressant
20. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
21. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
22. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
23. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
24. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! Pick me!" and scare them into believingthat the clothes are talking to them.
25. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
26. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
27. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
28.drape a towel over your shoulder and run around saying:"I am Batman... come Robin to the bat cave!!
I was taking this I.Q quiz and is said my intulectual strength is in LOGIC. HA! logic thats funny
Noely,Noely,No
my friend westly is a sexy stud muffin
i am soooooooo desturbed yes can you belive it i'm desturbed paul the three eyed monkey is desturbed
i am soooooooo "funny."
haha, MOOO!,WOFF,QUA
i'm bored and need someone to talk to this is my 3rd diary entrie in 2mins.
god bless jhonny cash and john ritter
May there souls rest in peace.
singing:i love rock and roll put another dime in the juke box baby. la la lalala won't somebody come dance with me!
i'm so stupid
i had a dream that my life all about drugs all kinds of them and i don't do that how weird!!!!
i really need help i'm to confusing. hell i even confuse myself!!!and it dose not help that when i went down to florida i lost my glasess now i can't read or watch T.V one thing is good about that i have a reason for walking in to walls
a diary and nothing to write, mmmmmmmmm