i love Qb! (queen bee aka lil kim) she rox! all hail the queen!

WHO'S GOT THE MAGIC STICK? I DO!

feat. Ludacris
Yo, yo, move out the way we got Missy Elliott commin’ through
Girl that is Missy Elliott, she lost a lot of weight,
I heard she eat one cracker a day
Girl, what I heard the bitch was married to Tim,
and started fuckin’ with Trina
Well I heard the bitch got hit by three zebras and a monkey
I can't stand the bitch no way


When I walk up in the peach
I aint gotta eat speed
Im a bad mamma jamma god damnit muthafucka
You aint gotta like me
I aint stuttin these hos
Needa talk but you know
Stop talking bout who
Im stickin im lickin
You just mad it aint yours
I know yall poor
Yall broke
Yall jobs just hangin up cloaks
Step to me get burnt like toast
Muthafucka adios amigos
Ah ah Poes Poes
I don’t brag I mostly boast
From the VA to the LA coast
Izzy Kizzy Lizzy Go


Chorus:
Musi ques
I sews on bews
I pues a twos on que zat
Pue zoo
My kizzer
Pous zigga ay zee
Its all kizza
Its always like
Its all kizza
Its always like
Na zound
Wa zee
Wa zoom zoom zee



When I pull up in my whip
Bitches wanna talk shit
Im drivin im blinding them upside these muthafuckas ass
Did you see it
Im drippin these curves
Skurt
Did you heard
I lovas my fellas my furs
Ah I fly like a bird
Chickenheads on the prowl
Who you tryda fuck now
Now you aint getting loud
Better calm down before I smack ya ass down
I need my drum bass high
Has to be my snare strings horn
Yes I need my Tim sound
Right left
Izzy Kizzy look at him


Chorus:
Musi ques
I sews on bews
I pues a twos on que zat
Pue zoo
My kizzer
Pous zigga ay zee
Its all kizza
Its always like
Its all kizza
Its always like
Na zound
Wa zee
Wa zoom zoom zee



Now I don’t go out my house shorty you just waitin to see
Who im roll up in the club with and report that next week
Just wanna see who I am ******* or sniffin some coke
I know by the time I finish this line ima hear this on the radio




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[Ludacris]
Once upon a time in Kyla park
Where they live life fast and they scared of dark
There was a little nigga by the name of Cris
Nobody paid him any mind
No one gave a shit
Knowing he could rap
No one lift a hand
So he went about his bidness
And devised the plan
Made a CD then he hit the block
Fifty thousand sold, seven dollars a pop
Hold the phone, three years later
Steped out the swamp with ten and a half gators
Now all around the world on the microphone
He leaves your boobs smellin like Burberry cologne
Still ride the chrome
Got bidness in the kitchen
Never home alone
And hes on the grind
Please let me know if hes on your mind
And respect youll gimmie
Ludacris, I look lord like Timmy
Had the Clint East rumor
I got a head ache and its not a tumor
Get up on my lap get my head tucked tight
Sprayed so I never let the bed bugs bite
Im hard to the core
Core to the right
You drop down turn around pick up hella clipe (ya)


Chorus:
Musi ques
I sews on bews
I pues a twos on que zat
Pue zoo
My kizzer
Pous zigga ay zee
Its all kizza
Its always like
Its all kizza
Its always like
Na zound
Wa zee
Wa zoom zoom zee


Yo straight up, Missy killed that shit tonight foreal
I know I don’t really care bout her being pregnant by Micheal Jackson
You know what we should do?
We should go get her album when it come out, what she gon do she gon do, shh
Hi Missy!
Hi Missy?!
Wusup foos!
You think I aint knowin yall broke Milli Vanilli Jay Jay fan wannabes aint over here gossiping bout me?
Yo how bout you buff these Pumas for 20 cents or your lights wont get cut off
You soggy breasts, cow stomachs
Yo take those baby GAP shirts off, too
You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
Yo by the way, go get my album
Damn!


Musi ques
I sews on bews
I pues a twos on que zat
Pue zoo
My kizzer
Pous zigga ay zee

i'm staying home today cause i missed the bus our cars having problems. grrr and yay. *humf*

HAPPY THANKS GIVING!!!

=(
i missed xtina on the mtv europe thingee
=)
but i'll get to see her london performance on the wb on november 30th, 2003

SO THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN...:
 
 the frogs will tell the chickens to take over the world, and they will. they will more than quadrouple in size and have very good senses(especially hearing)and then the frogs will overthrow the chickens when they become the rulers of our sad little used-to-be world. muahaha...Muahahahah...MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

ixie, one of my neopets, she'll kick ur ass! but in a very gracefull way, lol, j/k

this is a rather...strange "conversation" i had with [Driden of Duskblade]. i said every thing with a * in front of it, he said all the stuff with a - in front of it, enjoy!






-im sorry to bust ur bubble im a psychic and i have seen when the world ends and it's not on that day.

*few*wipes forhead with the back of his hand*-wait, is it after that date?

-the world ends in the year 3010

*cool

-ok kid no more cosmic secrets today leave me alone

*ur the one who came 2 me, the balls in ur court

-what is that supposed to mean

*u said:
"ok kid no more cosmic secrets today leave me alone"
if anyone should be left alone, it should be me because u were the person who started this whole thing in the first place, u sent the first message.
oh, and by the way, f.y.i.-i'm not a kid, get ur facts straight before u go makin' an ass of urself. have a nice day*smiles and waves goodbye*



-if u wonna start insulting people make sure u have ur facts straight i came to u cause u were advertiseing the rong date of the world so who ever told u that or where u got that is wrong ok bye


*fuck u, scientific facts says it*smiles and flicks u off*



-piss of u wanker paranormal truth tells it all i've seen the end and i knoe hoe our great planrt goes and how the rest of the universe goes with it.



*oh no u didn't! the only fuckin' hoe round here is u bitch! so why don't u take ur dubble bubble ass and piss off ur self! bitch!


-u dont even know what piss off u wanker mens u stupid idiot


*fuck u! ur the idiot, it's means not mens and know not knoe, hoe!


-F.Y.I. piss off u wanker is british cockney for shut the fuck up i should know i lived there for three years

*i know what it means dumb-fuck! y don't u take ur own advice and SHOVE IT UP UR ASS!


-look im not in to the whole violent talk so bye bye

*k, bye

C H A R M ' S  S T O R Y :

charm was "taken under"(see entry below)by a merman at the age 16. it was the early '60's and had a family of 6, a mother, 2 brothers, 2 sister, and herself. she was offered a deal(much later, like, present day)by a water deamon to "take down"(see entry below)as many poeple as she could for another chance at a human life, so she took the deal.

I'M GONNA BE A COMIC ARTIST WHEN I CAN DRAW THAT WELL. ONE COMIC OF MINE IS CALLED NIKKI(THE TITLE IS GONNA BE WRITEN LIKE "FATHOM" BUT RED AND ORANGE AND W/ A SCYTH GOING THREW IT IN THE BACK(I'LL DRAW IT SOMETIME)). the main character is nikki. she's half deamon and can turn her form whenever she likes. a secondary character is charm. she's a mermaid, well, it's complicated. i'm using that a merperson lurs a human to their under water grotto and when they return to the surface they become human. what happens is that charm lurs nikki's brother, chris, to her under water grotto and becomes human. but when chris gos missing and this strang woman(that would be charm, durr)comes into her area, she gets suspicious. anyway, to make a long story kinda short, she finds out she's a mermaid and learns about her deal with a person to "recrut" more merpeople(merpoeple have 24 hours to "take down" as many people they can before they are permanetly human, they usually only take one human though)so nikki helps her to stop the person(i havn't made them up yet, though^_^)and then charm saves chris and they fogive her and their all friends and chris and charm have a thing.

what 2 write what 2 write what 2 write...

sail away

sail away with me...
let the ocean tides rock your worries away.

come away with me...
leave all your troubles behind.

sail away with me...
come see the creatures of my world.

come away with me...
let us be together.

siren's song

a siren sits upon a wave
listening to the sailor's grave
crash and creek up from the floor
where triton dwells and rounds a storm
the sirens song is long and sweet
making sailors rott and reak
the boats to never go back to shore
the sailors knowing nothing more
but the sirens song and a taste of lust
to brush against natures bust
to tell the tale of no one's dream
how sirens arn't as keen as they seem

burning in hells fire

the fire burns within her eyes
the wiccan way tells no lies
to one who's soul of satan's greed
of satan's own magik breed
the outkast with a special gift
is the one who's screams will lift
with pain and regret
paying back her debt
to satan's minions who will not feel
the love and lust of mango's peel