Uhhh... I have nothing to do.
I feel like whining, and soddemy to me if i'm going to waste the oppertunity and not post in my public journal about the woes of life when I have the chance.

I just spent the last two hours sitting in the rain, getting really wet, and hairy (too many black cats) and ruining a decent set of clothes. And I don't know how to work the washing machine (okay, that's a lie. I just can't be bothered to remember how to work the washing machine) tumble dryer thing, and I have a week and only one wardrobe and three draws of clothes.
At least I wasn't wearing shoes. Because shoes are bitches (like pikachu... forget that ^_^) and take ages to dry.

Diary! What have I done in the last week that's worth mentioning?
Well.
There's that party that I spent a total of 40 minutes on the phone getting invited to... and didn't go to.
There's that whole thing with that place I waste my life at that's trying very hard to destroy my social and party lives, and is actually doing a good job in succeeding (note to self; congratulate Sally).
There's that thing where someone had a free house, and I killed a snail and painted it (grunge-snail lives on!) (grunge, cus, grunge colours, you know?) (i'm still sorry I killed you)... and got half way through painting a naked man for [MageyDePink] when we were interrupted. Which brings us to...
That thing at Andys house.

That was my whole week. Kind of. Sort of. I did get a new album... kind of actually I found one i'd forgotten I had (The Union Underground, an Education in Rebellion) and have been annoying the neighbours with such for the last.. uh, day or so (what time is it?!?!?). And I also realised that time is wrong and so are clocks, and it's all just a big plot to trick people in to thinking ... that clocks are right?

Now i've written a fuckload and Bob is back. So I have something to do other than talk to myself.

HAHAHAHA!
Organized crime!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*coughs and goes back to pretending to be someone else*

ALSO...

Well, joy.
I've just been informed that i'm not working on Saturday. This = no money this week. This = me having to find money for shopping elsewhere. This = annoyed me, and THAT = pitifully shrinking bank account.

I should just get a new job. But where else am I going to get paid anything to throw oranges, listen to loud music, socialise and complain about the lack of stuff to do?
WHERE?

Last night was spent in a green tent. Much like the colour of elftown, actually. I slept in a tent! With [nori] and [MageyDePink]. This makes me rugged and outdoorsey.

...Except it was in a garden... but we live in the country, farmer land-like, and there was rain and stuff. And we got attacked! By a soggy, hairy beast. Named 'Chief. Isn't that rugged and outdoorsey?

Now we've been on the computer, and cooking, and cleaning, and getting lost, and losing people, and playing the flute and brushing our hair. I think we're one step closer to taking over the world. Give us a few years! Watch out Gloo-cestershyre.

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I went to see Franz Ferdinand and the Firey Furnaces. That was superbly fantasmic.

I also got thoroughly wasted at Georges house. We don't talk about that ^_^;;

My mum bought a new treadmill. That's the important thing. I like treadmills, and I like this treadmill.
Yum :)

I came to sit by the computer with a pile of 9 apples. Now there are two left, because when I get jittery or nervous I have to have something to chew.

[MageyDePink] is the biggest cahoot in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. If I had to pick a FUNNY person, it'd be her. She gets the FUNNY award.

My day was really shit, and now i'm choking on my 7th apple cus I can't stop laughing. Tomorrow i'll have a six pack of STEEL. This is how FABULOUS Pinky is, and I don't even have a Physics lesson to laugh about it in because she has DRAMA.

Bwa ha ha ha. I love laughing. I love pissing people off, and then watching them. Hahahahaha! What would I do if I wasn't such a loser?
I'm having so much fun, I might just have to fall out of a window.