[NukleaЯ EveЯgloW™]'s diary
Written about Sunday 2007-02-04
Written: (7064 days ago)
TEXAS PRIDE!
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom.
CALIFORNIA :
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well... Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a " california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State . Not the Cheese State . Not the Garden State .....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out ( Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representative
hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA , REPOST THIS*******
******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
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TEXAS :
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- Your chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the
real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Y'all" which are pretty much
recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you
can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans
- About your Porn.... 3 words... "Debbie Does Dallas "... You can brag about it now, but we started it
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- We're smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california .
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.
- Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States ... yours isn't even eligible.
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try
I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv.
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?
- All the tv shows get filmed there... but where does your favorite poker game from? Texas Hold'em anyone?
Besides, we've got Walker Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris knows where it's at! lol. (i had to add something 'bout that! lmao)
- You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State ...the one and only!!
- Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas ?)
-You guys have the best athletes huh?... Nine words... Lance Armstrong and The University of Texas at Austin
-Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold metals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas
, Tx )
-Oh and remind me again who won the Rose Bowl between USC and Texas ????? I believe it was the LONGHORNS!!!!!
- Football is a religion, not a sport
- 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.
- Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California 's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake
comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha
Come on Texans Show Your Colors! Repost!
And as the Great Sam Houston once said " Texas could survive without the United States , but the United States could not survive without Texas !!"
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"Veiled Emotions"
Shadows are forever
They never leave your side
Even in pure darkness or brightness
They are forever there
Bound forever to my person.
Darkness, that of secrecy.
Hides many things well.
Such things as my emotions.
Those that I'll someday tell.
I lay in darkness until then.
Secret projects in the making
The society of the inane tuned out.
All I see are my hidden emotions.
Ones that I will someday reveal.
Ones that will tell how I feel.
Who's to say when I shall?
Or even how I shall go about it?
The world will know one day
The things that are inside of me.
Hate for one. Love of another.
The hate, instilled in me by their doing.
I await the day I can leave them behind.
God, make me a bird so I can fly far away.
Far enough away that I won't see them.
The last thing I want is their bitching.
The love, oh such love inside of me.
Hidden is it, as is my hate. Inside.
Truly I can say the love for one,
does, in fact, outweigh all the hate of others.
That is all that I shall reveal.
"The Day"
Partly cloudy sky after a rain
Rays of light shown in the sky
I await the day to see you again
Wondering if I will be your guy
I feel strange inside of me
When I think about you
I can't help but smile with glee
What else is a guy to do
The voice in the hallway I hear
I see her face once again
The harmful feelings inside disappear
I turn happy, there and then.
That fateful day draws nearer
I think about it every day
I imagine how I'd hear her
I know exactly what to say
As some of you may or may not know, I wrote this for the mystery girl. Who is it? Who knows. I knows. But you all shall have to wait until Feb 14th. Yes, secretive I am. Why do I write this for the public? I just want to show the world how I feel. I don't care who reads it
For all who cares to know will know on Feb 14th, not before then.
And, may I paraphrase from the bible...
Nothing is hidden to remain hidden. All shall be revealed in due time.
Written about Monday 2007-01-29
Written: (7071 days ago)
The following are poems I decided to write tonight
I know I kinda went on a writing binge or something
I just needed to let it all out. Yet there is so much more I could write. Not enough for me to express in one night.
So I give you 5 poems. Enjoy.
Time Tells
Here I stand once again.
I await to see her once more.
Out of all in the animal pen,
Is it me that she came to adore?
Only time will tell
Chances Wanted
Thoughts race through my mind.
Happy ones, ones of despair.
Will it be me she wants to find?
If it's not then why even care?
A chance is all that's needed
As You Are
Stuck in my mind.
Hard to forget you.
Even in a bind,
You get me through.
Never change completely.
Consumed
Floating in the pink void
As my blood runs warm
The presence I enjoyed
It attacks in a swarm
Another victim of love
Valentine's
In this bed I lay
Motionless in thought
I wait for the day
A relationship to be wrought
Quicker I wish it would come
!RANT
You know that chain message about the guy with the motorcycle and the breaks are out on it right? You know, the one where he gives his helmet to his girlfriend because it was "bothering" him. Well you know what, I like the fact he'd die for her, and it's sweet of him to do that, but wake up, damnit! You're going 90MPH speeding down the road, with breaks out. What the hell do you do? I know, I'll keep on speeding! Gah fucking retard...It's a little thing called coasting, by letting the fuck off the gas! Stupid bastard...Whoe
My cell phone's gone missing!!
I cannot find it anywhere...I hope I find it later tonight, when it's quieter, or tomorrow...or something...
I just realized how much I can't live without it...well I can, but I don't wanna >.<