Bad [Hedda], BAD!

NO breaking the world!

IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU

1. Bought something: Yes
2. Gotten sick? No
3. Been hugged? Yes
4. Been kissed: Yes
5. Felt stupid: Yes
6. Talked to an ex: Yes
7. Missed someone: Yes
8. Got drunk: No
9. Gotten high: No
10. Danced crazy: Yes, Fall Out Boy, in the shower.
11. Gotten your hair cut: Nope.
12. Watched cartoons: Yes
13. Lied: Yes
14. Fallen in love? Yes
15. Fallen out of love? Yes and no.

U N I Q U E

1. Nervous habits? Chewing lips.
2. Are you double jointed? Nope.
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? Yes
5. Can you cross your eyes? Yes
6. Do you make your bed daily? Yes... sometimes.
7. Do you think you are unique? Yes, just like everyone else.

HAVE YOU EVER
1. Said I love you and meant it: Yes.
2. Given money to a homeless person: Yes

M A N N E R S
1. Do you swear? When I’m angry.
2. Do you ever spit? Nope
3. You cook your own food? Yeah
4. You do your own chores? Yes
5. Did you get laid today? Yes...terday.
6. You like beef jerky? Heck yes.
7. You like Pepsi or Coke? Neither, pop is evil.
8. You're happy with your hair? sometimes.
9. You own a dog? Yeah and I hate him.
10. You spend your money wisely? Yes.
11. You're always making new friends? Sure.
12. You like to swim? Yes
13. When you get bored do you call a friend? Yes
14. You're patient? Sometimes

D O Y O U P R E F E R
1. flowers or angels? Flowers
2. gray or black? Black
3. Color or black and white photos? Depends on the subject.
4. sunrise or sunset? Sunset
5. M&Ms or Skittles? Skittles, more fun to chew and they make a popping sound.
6. rap or rock? Rock
7. staying up late or waking up early? Waking up early.

D O Y O U P R E F E R
1. being hot or cold? Hot
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. left or right: Right
4. having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends: 2 best friends
5. rain or sun? Sun
6. vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla
7. boys or girls? Boys
8. Vodka or jack? Vodka.

I'm having a really hard time boosting my energy. Ryan came over and refused to be hugged or kissed. He looked pale.

And then he dumped me.

Nearly 6 months together and suddenly, "You bore me, goodbye." I knew our relationship would not last that long, but the reasons why he dumped me... Because I'm 16, because I have no car, no job, because I was so in love with him. Because he didn't feel the same.

Well, SORR-EE for wasting your fucking time.

He had me -- ALL of me -- my time, a good fucking portion of my money, my virginity, my love, my happiness... and then I bore him. Then I am too selfish. Then I am too wrapped up in 'my' life... well, sweet baby, my life was yours too.

Makes me sound like I'll be 16 forever. Maybe I will, just to piss him off.

... I still want him back.

Fall Out Boy!

(www.falloutboyrock.com)

From: Dance, Dance

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love?
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me...

Usually I don't really ask for charity from artists, 'cause I know they have other plans and lives, but this would be a really, REALLY small commission. I just want someone who can make stuff look pretty 'cause... well, I sark.

I would just like a little badge with something like "Free the Writers!" or something about not censoring people's creativity. I'd like to use this on various sites, like WritersCo and such. If anyone would be willing to talk to me and do this little thing, I'd appreciate it. I don't need anything super fancy, just something that looks nice and isn't out of Paint (erggh I suck!).

Moo. ^.^

[1. Your real name:] Emily
[2. Friends call you:] Emily, Li, Mama
[3. What your boyfriend calls you:] Ms. Kitty, Bitch
[4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?:] Meow.
[5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?:] Derek, Dylan, Longfellow
[6. What would you a name pet if you had them?:] Yo and Adrian
[7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?:] Man, She Has a Case of PMS
[8. What would you name your kids?:] I want a little boy named Adonis something something.
[9. What would you name a boat you built?:] The Sinker
[10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?:] Venus Girl... erm... it would fit the damn story.



H a v e . y o u . e v e r ?


[11. Thrown up in public?:] Yes.
[12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?:] Cottage cheese count?
[13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?:] . . .
[14. Tripped while checking someone out?:] Nah.
[15. Had to pay for something you broke?:] Nope.
[16. Nearly drowned?:] Once.
[17. Passed out?:] Never,
[18. Had a crush on somebody?:] Not much anymore.
[19. Been stuck in the rain?:] I hate cold.
[20. Been attacked by an animal?:] No...
[21. Caught people having sex?:] Yup.
[22. Fallen asleep while driving?:] Almost. I had taken Benedryll and my dad forced me to go driving (ON A HIGHWAY!!!). I almost fell asleep, was nodding off pretty well. In a defective car, nonetheless.
[23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?:] At times I find myself greatly admiring female people, but I believe 'attracted' is too strong a word. -- same.
[24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?:] Once, on tile flooring. Otherwise they aren't slippery.
[25. Made a wish that came true?:] Yes.


C o m p l e t e . T h e . S e n t e n c e .



[26. I once had a dream...] that I wrote a story about, called 'In Your Soul'. Read it.
[27. I'm only racist towards...] prejudice people, people who sexually harass or harass others, people who think insulting others is cool...
[28. I don't know why I'm...] bitchy most of the time.
[29. I'd do anything...] to be the person I want to be.
[30. Nothing sucks more than having to...] eat other people. I mean, when you are driven that far into insanity, when you are that hungry and that fucking crazy ... that's gotta suck. - Can't beat that.
[31. If I had six bucks i'd buy...] some pomegranate juice.
[32. It's hot. I should take off my...] shoes, socks, and pants. Leave on the shirt. Maybe take off the bra.
[33. It's always more fun if you...] laugh.
[34. You can't eat steak without...] teeth.
[35. Shut up before I...] twitch. THEN IT'S ON.
[36. I really like you and everything but...] I need to move on.


W h a t . w o u l d . y o u . d o . i f .



[40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your butt?:] Slap his ass back and beam.
[41. Somebody was about to steal your car?:] Call the police, walk up to them, politely tap them on the shoulder and tell them to move, get in my car, and drive away. I'd also steal their wallet.
[42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?:] Blink, and go back to bed. Probably roll over to squish a few of the fuckers.
[43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?:] Make it SBD. Silent, but Deadly.
[44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?:] That wouldn't happen. I'd make them get a clinical check first.
[45. You have three wishes?:] I'd want them granted. But I wouldn't tell you. - Ayup.
[46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?:] Make discrimination illegal. Discrimination against religion, against sexual preference, against mental or physical disabilities that the person can't help but have, and make it illegal for the Bush family to be Presidents or hold any sort of official office. Make gay marriage, gay meaning lesbian as well, legal. -- power to the people!
[47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:] Tell her to go fuck herself for promoting sex and making 12 year olds think it's okay to wear thongs, throw some cables at her, and slam the door.
[48. You had a time machine?:] Um... I'd go see Jesus.
[49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?:] I'd put porno on TV.



W o u l d . y o u . r a t h e r .



[50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?:] Aids.
[51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?:] Teleport, providing that I can teleport -anywhere-. It's more complicated, and less cold.
[52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?:] Record the dreams. They are more fascinating.
[53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?:] Really skinny. Being too fat wouldn't be fun, as you wouldn't be able to do what you pleased.
[54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?:] Forest, all the way.
[55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?:] Comedy.
[56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?:] Rock, because I don't want to wear a piece of rag and shake my ass for people.
[57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?:] February 29th. Power to the young ones.
[58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?:] Afghanistan. At least there is chance of life there. The sewers are just sick.
[59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?:] An institution. There, I would be taken care of, treated nicely. At the penitentiary I'd be raped and beat bloody every night.
[60. Would you rather snowboard or hang glide?:] Hang glide. Snowboarding hurts, and it's cold.
[61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?:] A ninja pirate. ... duh...



W h a t ' s . t h e . f i r s t . t h i n g . t h a t . c o m e s . t o . y o u r . m i n d . w h e n . y o u . r e a d . t h e . f o l l o w i n g. w o r d s ?



[62. Courage:] Lost
[63. Driver:] Drunk
[64. Yoga:] Pretzel
[65. Bakery:] Bread
[66. Roach:] Cock
[67. Mushroom:] High
[68. Sprung:] Spring
[69. Exotic:] Classic
[70. Pythagoreans:] SUCKS ASS.
[71. Cellular:] Phone
[72. Hammer:] Phone
[73. Words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in:] Insane, ADHD, red.
[74. Type a secret that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form:] . . .
[75. Were you too scared to do it?:] Not at all.
[76. Who or what is your worst enemy?:] Me.
[77. Who is the last person you kicked?:] Ryan. That asshole.
[78. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?:] The queen. Flash a little thigh and everyone dies.
[79. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name:] Eli, Erwin, Eric...
[80. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?:] Ryan brought me flowers when I was sick.

A white man yells to a black man, "Hey colored boy! You're blockin' my view."
The black man turns around and stands up. He then says: "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I die I'll be black. But you sir... When you're born you're pink, when you grow up you're white, when you're sick, you're green, when you go in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, when you die you turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

I'm really mad. I got my navel pierced almost a year ago, and everything was okay until I decided to change the ring. I wore really heavy things and now I guess I'm paying for it. My body is rejecting the body jewellery, so in a few days or weeks I won't have my navel piercing anymore.

Goddamn that pisses me off. It's expensive and time consuming to get it pierced again...

HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice?: Not after I heard myself on a recorder.
Hurt yourself?: Not on purpose.
Been out of the country?: Yep
Eaten something that made other people sick: French vanilla cake dipped in italian dressing.
Burped?: Ya!
Been unfaithful?: Yes
Been in love?: Yes
Done drugs?: No
Gone skinny-dipping?: No way. May end up doing it one of these days, though.
Had a surgery?: Not since I was born.
Ran away from home?: Nope.
Played strip poker?: Sadly no.
Gotten beaten up?: Yes. By my sister and best friend.
Been picked on?: Yes
Been on stage?: Not so much anymore.
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: Alcohol bad.
Slept outdoors?: Yesss.
Thought about suicide?: Yes, once or twice.
Pulled an all-nighter?: A few times.
If yes, what is your record?: 2 days.
Gone one day without food?: Yes...
Talked on the phone all night?: Noo.
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: Yes, quite often.
Slept all day?: Oh ya.
Killed someone?: No...
Made out with a stranger?: No way.
Had sex with a stranger?: No way.
Thought you're going crazy?: I know I am.
Kissed the same sex?: Yes
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: Besides the non-sensual kiss, no.
Been betrayed?: Yes. Who hasn't?
Had a dream that came true?: No...
Broken the law?: Hell ya.
Met a famous person?: No. They are average people.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Yes... -sobs-
Stolen anything?: Tickets from a ticket booth.
Been on radio/TV.?: I did a radio commercial when I was a lot younger.
Been in a mosh-pit?: They fun.
Had a nervous breakdown?: Yes
Been criticized about your sexual performance?: No way. ;)
Bungee jumped?: I wish.
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes, once.

B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself



B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman



B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

FALL OUT BOY LYRICS

"Sugar We're Going Down"

Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[X2]

Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[X2]

Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

I got no where else to turn, it feels.

Why do people hate it when I am happy? Does it just bother them??

I wasn't kissing him, I was whispering into his mouth. > "So you're having sex...?" "No, I just like chewing condoms. Duh." <

I can't believe people write in these things -cough-.

F...ll...g... ap...t... in...id...e... - I'll hope for no dreams at all.

1. Lotion: silk
2. Rubber: duck
3. CD: pack
4. Bed: sheet
5. Paper: kitchen
6. Run: hell
7. Candle: light
8. Mouse pad: mouse pad
9. Sweatshirt: warmth
10. Door: hit
11. Pictures: walls
12. Flowers: vase
13. Deodorant: good
14. Pencil: stuck in ceiling
15. Sex: someone important
16. Radio: songs

From [peace out]: "dude... this place is so friggin' trippy, man... all these elves, and like... people, and... dude..." HAHA. I just love that line.