A white man yells to a black man, "Hey colored boy! You're blockin' my view."
The black man turns around and stands up. He then says: "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I die I'll be black. But you sir... When you're born you're pink, when you grow up you're white, when you're sick, you're green, when you go in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, when you die you turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

I'm really mad. I got my navel pierced almost a year ago, and everything was okay until I decided to change the ring. I wore really heavy things and now I guess I'm paying for it. My body is rejecting the body jewellery, so in a few days or weeks I won't have my navel piercing anymore.

Goddamn that pisses me off. It's expensive and time consuming to get it pierced again...

HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice?: Not after I heard myself on a recorder.
Hurt yourself?: Not on purpose.
Been out of the country?: Yep
Eaten something that made other people sick: French vanilla cake dipped in italian dressing.
Burped?: Ya!
Been unfaithful?: Yes
Been in love?: Yes
Done drugs?: No
Gone skinny-dipping?: No way. May end up doing it one of these days, though.
Had a surgery?: Not since I was born.
Ran away from home?: Nope.
Played strip poker?: Sadly no.
Gotten beaten up?: Yes. By my sister and best friend.
Been picked on?: Yes
Been on stage?: Not so much anymore.
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: Alcohol bad.
Slept outdoors?: Yesss.
Thought about suicide?: Yes, once or twice.
Pulled an all-nighter?: A few times.
If yes, what is your record?: 2 days.
Gone one day without food?: Yes...
Talked on the phone all night?: Noo.
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: Yes, quite often.
Slept all day?: Oh ya.
Killed someone?: No...
Made out with a stranger?: No way.
Had sex with a stranger?: No way.
Thought you're going crazy?: I know I am.
Kissed the same sex?: Yes
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: Besides the non-sensual kiss, no.
Been betrayed?: Yes. Who hasn't?
Had a dream that came true?: No...
Broken the law?: Hell ya.
Met a famous person?: No. They are average people.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Yes... -sobs-
Stolen anything?: Tickets from a ticket booth.
Been on radio/TV.?: I did a radio commercial when I was a lot younger.
Been in a mosh-pit?: They fun.
Had a nervous breakdown?: Yes
Been criticized about your sexual performance?: No way. ;)
Bungee jumped?: I wish.
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes, once.

B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself



B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman



B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

FALL OUT BOY LYRICS

"Sugar We're Going Down"

Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[X2]

Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
[X2]

Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down (down, down)
Down, down (down, down)
We're going down, down (down, down)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

We're going down, down in an earlier round (Take aim at myself)
And Sugar, we're going down swinging (Take back what you said)
I'll be your number one with a bullet (Take aim at myself)
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

I got no where else to turn, it feels.

Why do people hate it when I am happy? Does it just bother them??

I wasn't kissing him, I was whispering into his mouth. > "So you're having sex...?" "No, I just like chewing condoms. Duh." <

I can't believe people write in these things -cough-.

F...ll...g... ap...t... in...id...e... - I'll hope for no dreams at all.

1. Lotion: silk
2. Rubber: duck
3. CD: pack
4. Bed: sheet
5. Paper: kitchen
6. Run: hell
7. Candle: light
8. Mouse pad: mouse pad
9. Sweatshirt: warmth
10. Door: hit
11. Pictures: walls
12. Flowers: vase
13. Deodorant: good
14. Pencil: stuck in ceiling
15. Sex: someone important
16. Radio: songs

From [peace out]: "dude... this place is so friggin' trippy, man... all these elves, and like... people, and... dude..." HAHA. I just love that line.

I hate it when people question life. It's just too fucking stupid.

Life is HERE. There's no way to ALTER IT.

Spend your time thinking about OTHER things besides life after death. We don't know what the hell happens.

So, instead of being all, "Why are we here?" ask something like, "Why is my name _____?"

Believe me. You get a lot more thinking done that way.

That's Gerg's breakfast.


- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
Notice the awesome beverage to the right of my plate...
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
Comics!
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
...
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
No!
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
Beverage!
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
...
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
Fork?
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
DRINK!
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
Oooh
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
NAPKIN
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
LOL.
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
Table!
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
Coffee!

Element: Air
Dependence: Me
Title of my biography: Loser with a Twist
I sometimes confound myself with: The merry-go-round
Existential question: Meh.
Phobia: Dead things.
Theme song: "Let's Go!" by The Cars
Passion: Is needed...
Animal which I resemble: Tiger
Cult: Losers
Favorite Object: Shinies
Favorite place: In someone's arms, I think.
Nicest sound: Drums, guitars, and of course that soothing, deep male voice.
Worst sound: Screams and giggles of an excited prep.
Favorite body part: Hands and shoulders
Era in which I would have liked to live: 1920's, fighting for women's rights and dancing like nothin'.
Spiritual Guide: Me
In my purse: Yeah. That's funny. Purse...
Eventual trip: Around the world.
Biblical passage: None
Moment of the day: The afternoon
Flower I'd like to receive: Chrysanthemums and Rover Daisies

Well, I asked various people about a lip pierce (in the middle of my bottom lip), and I got things like, "That'd be cool!" "Don't ruin your face!" and the most popular, "That would be so ugly and attract the wrong kind of people!"

Well. No. If I get that, it will scare some people, yes. But I don't want scaredy-cats as my friends :P the people who come up and get to know me for me is who matters.

But if I really think about it, lip piercing's sort of not my thing. Maybe I'd get it for awhile, but eventually I'd let it close up.

Then there was the tongue piercing... Yeah, I'd like to have one, but I don't want every guy I meet to think I'll give him head. That was an instant no.

Then, there was the old plan: to get my upper right ear pierced. That's a total yes, eventually I'll get that.

Then, there was the fact of getting my nose pierced. The guy who said not to get my lip pierced and "ruin my pretty face" suggested this :P I said no to that. I'd rather not have a third hol in my nose. Can you imagine the colds??

Then he suggested my belly button. I thought about this and decided yes, because, I'm not having kids for awhile, and I asked someone who has both child and naval piercing and she said the hold goes back to normal if you're still young -- skin has wonderful elasticity. Another thing is, I don't show my tummy that often, so it's a big turn on for most guys to discover that sort of prize :P

Anyway, suggestions would be nice. but I'm not piercing anything below the waist. Also, any tips on how to convince my mom to let me get that naval piercing...?

-Homosexuality: is normal.
-Abortion: Depends on the situation. If you're like, 15 and pregnant and homeless, I would suggest it.
-Religion: breaks people apart.
-Eating disorders: ... I'm American. Think about it.
-PMS: is something males just need to get over.
-Love at first sight: does happen.
-God: is 'dog' backwards.
-Marilyn Manson: is interesting.
-Boy bands: have their 15 minutes of fame.
-Spice girls: I loved them when I was little, but then I grew out of them and their music.
-Premarital sex: happens.
-Jerry Springer: needs therapy and to get a better job.
-Suicide: is pointless. We're all gonna die anyway.
-Self mutilation: is sometimes fun.
-Dreams: can happen too. Just not the extent we wish them to.
-Aliens are: extraterrestrials.
-Horoscopes: don't believe in them. They're sucky. But great fun to compare the same horoscope of different magazines!! XD
-Hell: froze over when I was born.
-Transvestites: happen...
-Pop music: Some of it's catchy.


If I was a profession I'd be: assassin
If I was a body of water I'd be: Atlantic Ocean
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: shocktarts
If I was a famous building I'd be: Winchester Mystery Mansion
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Chewing things
If I was a swear word I'd be: assmuncher and dickweed
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: vanilla bean
If I was a disease I'd be: pnuemonia
If I was a board game I'd be: Sorry
If I was a feeling I'd be: Calm
If I was a city I'd be: New York
If I was a color I'd be: Blue
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Me
If I was a movie I'd be: Waking Life
If I was a business I'd be: Microsoft
If I were a month, I'd be: June
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 12 in the afternoon
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A starfish
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A bed
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Water
If I were a tree, I'd be: Elm Tree
If I were a bird, I'd be: A lovebird
If I were a tool, I'd be: A megaton hammer
If I were a plant, I'd be: A rover daisy or chrysanthemum
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Sunny and clear
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Drums
If I were an animal, I'd be: A tiger
If I were a sound, I'd be: Rawr
If I were a material, I'd be: Silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: yum
If I were a word, I'd be: blech
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: seductive look
If I were a shape, I'd be a: heart
If I were a number, I'd be: 7
If I were a band, I'd be: something original
If i were a mythical creature, I'd be: saber tooth tiger