I was hyper today. My dad bought me a pretty blue shiny ice axe thing and it had big packing material and it made awesome sounds as it popped and I ran around the house with it scaring the dogs and I think I scare my parents sometimes. And I was jumping up and down from boredom and being couped up in the house and school's going to start soon. And I'm not normally hyper like this. This being the whole stereotypical ADD/ADHD kid hyper. But I took my concerta today, so this was normal.

Wheee! I have the opposite of artist block. I went to the barn to day, and got up at 6am, instead of 9. Horses are the one thing that can motivate me, that and skiing. Only times I get up in the moring.
Anyways, I feel like writing something today. I already painted and since it's watercolors I have to wait for the paint to dry. Ugg. That would be my least favorite thing about watercolors, the waiting.
I also am going to play my violin.
Wheee!!!

I got my first How/Where do you get badges message! Whee!
Unfortunately that means I was messaged by an idiot [no need for a name] and the message was more like "where do u lyk get the squirrel badged and stuff?" I responded with "First of all I would appriciate it if you would read What NOT to send Kitty before continuing to message me. If you had read that you would know that I like grammar and the incorrect use of grammar annoys me. I also like correct spelling of simple words like 'you' and 'like'.
I have the squirrel badge because I am one of the donors of art. For more information go to How do I get badges"

What makes a girl beautiful?

Results:
Indie 65% My new love. I shall find some way to buy the CDs.
Classic Rock 65% Well, of course. MTV killed music!
Pop Punk 50% Sure. I listen to it. It's decent.
reggae 45% Yep. I now have Jammin' in my head.
grunge 40% I've probably listened to it.
ska 40% Wheee! Save Ferris rocks! (has 4 of their songs. Knows no other ska band)
mainstream rock 35% I listen to an "alternative rock" station that isn't so alternative
Punk 30% Sure. I have 1 song by the Sex Pistiols (Bodies, from the Shoebox Project soundtrack)
Pop 30% It's on the radio. I put up with it. I here a few "big" hits
country 30% I have listened to it and liked it. Dixie Chicks rock! Buy their new album
Emo 25% I avoid it.
metal 15% Gah!
industrial 15% Huh? I've never heard of this before.
rap 0% This is correct. I hate rap. IT's not music I tell you.

Oh this is good. Right on the mark. I shall link to it. http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=11137&first=yes

I just had a friend send me an email about me putting too much personal information up here. 
It sucks. You know why, my parents read the email first and they had me read it and then sent me up to my room after briefly lecturing me about it. So I could obsorb it and think it over. Wise of them. Nice way to avoid a yelling fit from yours truly.
And it sucks because she's probably right. I did have my city up here and I bet if you really wanted to you could stalk me. But you know what I have my place of living up on Elfwood and my last name and first and second intails are there too.
So why is this different?
Great now I can hear my conciencious saying "because more people are able to come here and you don't nessessarily have to have an interest in fantasy/scifi/ art or writing" (Dammit I thought I killed you)
Trust me to joke at a time like this. (I'm the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral. If you don't understand than you soon will. Points for who ever guesses those lyrics)
It sucks because they're right and I can't trust anyone. I have to become suspicious and wonder if my friends are real. If they're just pretending. Because there are a few sick people out there that lie and use the internet to stalk, rape, and murder people. I have to distrust everyone because of them. (What right does she have to take you away, when for so long you were mine, guess the lyrics and more points) Because I haven't met you face to face you might not be really. It hurts. It hurts to know that I'm not supposed to believe anything unless I can see and there are several studies done on it by leading scientists I've never heard of before.
I don't think anyone would lie and set up a fake profile. But that's because I never would. I've tried to be someone else before. I ended up being me. I dislike lying. I know there are people capable of stuff like this, but they're not here. (Note: how the ostrich buries its head in the sand so it thinks there's nothing wrong)
I feel so naive. Innocent. BLind.
IT's not fair. Life isn't fair (look I can lecture myself. Isn't that great. One teenage idoit that knows what's wrong a does it anyway!)
I like trusting people. I'm a good kid. I avoid talking to strangers (including the ones in my classes). I would never answer the door home alone.
I don't like to think that everyone here is living a lie. It's not true! (behold the denial)
Is it?
Would someone really go to all this trouble ... yeah they would. And they have.
I've gotten paranoid before. Didn't last.
Have their been any reported cases of stalking with the use of Elftown? I haven't heard anything about it. And by stalking I mean offline not the average Turkish stalker that says your hott and asking for your msn.
I want to trust. I want to have friends here. But there's always the fact that you might not be real.
The point is it sucks. It sucks that I can't trust anyone here because of all the online crap that's happened. I probably sound like the average whiny ass teenager on myspace. Let me try to convince you I'm not.
No numbers in my name.
I'm not placing blame.

Hot 53%
Jock 40%
Geek/Nerd 40%
Emo Kid 33%
Punk 33%
Prep 33%
Loner 27%
Stoner 13%
Goth 13%
"Ghetto" 7%
Kitty thinks this quiz is broken. Because She's not a jock. The only sport she does is ski team, but the people that made this quiz didn't think about that. The fact that this thinks she's 7% "Ghetto" bugs her. Because, she's not. But Kitty does think that she's pretty. The rest of the world may disagree, but Kitty doesn't care.

Kitty had far too much fun at http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php#

This is what happened.

Now I'm going to wear this to school. I have the jeans, necklace, and scarf. I also have dogs that looked like that when they were puppies, but they're black huskies and grown up now.
I need the headban, shirt, shoes, gloves, bracelet, ring, and kitty plushy. 

Understanding: Somewhat. Much to my dismay. Fine, yeah I guess
open minded: yeah, unless I hate you.
Arrogant: I call it confidence
Insecure: sometimes
Interesting: I would like to think so
Hungry: Err no. I skipped lunch because I forgot.
Friendly: I'm friendly to people who are all alone even if I don't know them. But if I don't know you and you're in a group. I'll be in the corner. With a peice of paper and pencil
Smart: Yes
Moody: I've been told that.
Childish: yes.
Independent: Very much so
Hard working: On what? Art, yes. Math, no.
Organized: No
Healthy: depends who you're comparing me to. But yeah
Emotionally Stable: Yes.
Shy: Around strangers
Difficult: I try
Attractive: Yes. Now worship the ground I walk on
Bored: Yes and bad things happen (see Stray Kitty's My Little Ponies for details)
Thirsty: no
Responsible: Ummm I should be
Obsessed: It's called being passionate. Yes. Horses, Art
Angry: Yes. Don't make me lose it. It's not pretty
Sad: Sometimes
Happy:Yep
Trusting: yeah, except with my bikes.
Talkative: Yes
Original: Yes. There is no one like me. Be happy.
Different: One would hope se
Unique: Yes
Ignored: When I rant about the pedophillic Word paper clip and my ex-PE class.
Reliable: Don't count on it. But yeah, I just need reminders
Content: Yeah
Optimistic: Sometimes when it bothers people
Deep thinker: Sure
Self-disciplined: Yes, sometimes.
Sleepy: I should already be in bed
Lonely: sometimes

Bored and Kitty are not good.

Homosexuals have it pretty good here in America. Granted, Denmark is better. But still, even with the proposed and failed ban on Gay Marriage, there aren't any laws against gay sex. Or being gay. Though I have a feeling if Congress tried to pass anti-gay laws the fangirls would attack. I find that funny for some reason. Seeing rabid fangirls attacking Congress, waving signs promoting yaoi and lemons. I wonder what george w bush (does not deserve capitals or a .) would do when confronted with the Harry/Snape fangirls.
And tonight's breaking story is (on FOX "NEWS"):
Fangirls have began protesting the ban on Gays.
"Miss can you tell me why you are not offended by the gayness--ARGH! She bit me! She bit me! Did you see that! Leggo of that! It's my microphone---
"Harry loves Draco!!!!!!!"
"Noooooo! It's Harry and SNAPE, DAMMIT!"
"Hey where are you taking me? I'm aNEWS reporter!"
"Ed loves ROY!"
"No way. Roy's old. He's in love with Envy!"
"Eww. That's like half-incest. And dude, Envy's--
"NOOOOOOOOOO! Lalalala! I can't hear you!"
"Somebody help me! I think the bite's getting infected! I don't want to be a were-fangirl! I can't! I'm a guy!"

I envy the people that have their siblings on here. Lucky them.
I wouldn't bring mine on here.
He'd probably become exactly what I don't like seeing here.
He'd go calling loads of girls hott and sexy. Chances are he'd offend my friends, and gay people. He'd probably die when he saw narusasu. I would love to see what he thinks of Edvy. Assuming he's survived this far...
He'd probably break the UAR. And have a lot of stupid pasted things in his bio.
Or maybe not. Some times he'll think the way I want him to and I can influence him.
I suppose if he got banned I'd get banned too, because we use the same network. Or maybe not.
Still people who have nice siblings are lucky. Mine plays Runescape and has NO taste in music.

Someday the homophobic people that comment on Elfwood will realize that... NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO THEM!!! Except that they are constantly shot down by numerous commenters.
But until then it remains a nice way to ensure comments on a picture.

Just read a poll asking do you like the taste of blood.
Hmmm. Well I used to, but vomitting up blood and bile in the hospital has cured me of that.

Some people are idiots. Like the people that think you have to use a martingale to get the horse's head down and collected.
A martingale is something that is attached to the chest strap on the horse. The reins are threaded threw in. It creates a pulley system so that by yanking on the riens it forces the head down and forces the horse to collect himself. I just started watching a show on it and the idiot trainer lunges the horse with that blasted constraption on. First of all it's not wise to lunge (run a horse in a circle around you) with a bit in the mouth. It bounces and hurts the horse's mouth. But to put the martingal on and force the horse to run eith hishead down? It's like someone coming up to you and yanking your head down. You also have a piece of cold steel in your mouth. You aren't given a say in it and the only way you can avoid the pain is to put your head down.
Yeah it does "work" as in the horse is collected. But in the end you get a sullen, angry, scared horse, who doesn't have a reason to trust you. And they call this "training"
Ha!
That's not going to do any good. Cause when you take it off his head goes up. This is not horsemanship. This is to horsemanship as a dictatorship is to a partnership. The horse has no say in the matter .
I hate these people.
They showed one horse who didn't submit. He was flying his head up. The man called him stubborn and said evenhe finally submitted.
THERE! Look he admits it. The horse is submitting to him. He is in control. It's all about him.
This is not how I ride. This is not how I've been taught to ride. This goes against everything I know.
Horseman indeed.

And the drama continues with his return message:
yeah u would give me fashion 101 calm urself hunny i dont care about fashion so fuck u and erm as for telling me how to spell i can read it if u cant i dont care grow up get a life u sad fuck much love a nd kisses punkboy182

Why do these people insist on ingaging in a battle of wit with moi? They never stand a chance.


Here's my stinging reply:
Once again my dear, y and o exist. It's okay. I know that it might be hard to comprehend, but there are actually 26 letter in the alphbet.
Commas exist to honey, so do periods.


Oh by the way, and doesn't have a space in the middle of it. Just so you know.
Take care, don't wear white socks with black shoes.

I should probably stop. It might be considered harassment.

I love it whenever I see 92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe, repost this if you're one of the 8% who would be laughing their ass off!
It gives me a nice feeling to know that the Stupid Girls (See Pink's song) and teen clones aren't taking over.
Honestly, if I wanted a pair of ripped up and shredded shorts I would make them myself. Really, the fact that you can't ever tear up a pair of pants and splatter some paint on them shows that you have a general lack of creativity.
That and you're rather stupid. It's much cheaper to do it yourself.
At least the emos aren't brand name junkies, right?

More on [Stray Kitty]'s Crusade Against General Stupidity or Why Do I Even Bother With These People:
So a friend puts this in his diary:
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
__________________________________________________
No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
__________________________________________________
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
__________________________________________________
All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
__________________________________________________
[Repost this to see what others ask you...]
__________________________________________________
IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK

Normally it would just annoy me and I'd move on, but today was different. So I remember a wiki conversation where a person said Why not ask for their credit card number, social security number, passwords to online accounts, and of course their pin number. Okay and now to see if you answered those questions right I'll just be going shopping now.
I've always wondered what someone would do in that case? Would they be stupid enough to actually give some random person that information or would they lie or say I can't answer that. Always wondered that.

[punkboy182] had one of those stupid If you had me locked up in my/your room for 24 hours blah blah blah things.
I noticed that he had the most attrociously spelling and grammar. It was painful for me to look at. So I thought to myself, I'd give you a lesson in spelling. I considered actually sending him the message. I thought, No that would be very nice. The I looked at one of the lines in his house, going on and on about how he loved some girl. Alright, well, he did ask for it.
So this is the message I sent him. I find it hilahrious (Yes I know that you don't normally stress air sounds but this is special. Ask and you will be entertained, unless you're Anthony then you'll be very scared or very angry or very both)(by the way the lahr sound is meant to be pronouced are. And yess people do talk that way. It's annoying because my name is Sara and well yeah...)


[If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get. ^_^]
Hmm. The possiblities are endless.
Well, for starts I'd transfer the whole contents of your house into Microsoft Word and Spell and Grammar check it. After that, assuming the spellchecker hasn't collasped from exhuastion, I would treat you to a lesson in the proper use of the English language, including when to use their, and they're, and there, how to use then and than, why you can't say "you did good", and make you review basic grammar and spelling.
Then we move to the whole wayt, ur, and nuthing issue. O's were invented reason. They're part of the alphabet. Use them. They're starting to feel lonely. It takes only a little bit more effort to a 'y' and a 'o' to ur. The end result is much more appealing to the eye.
And if we have more time after that I'd give you fashion 101.

I loathe people like this.
[~*{Tiffany}*~]

If I hide it way back here people won't be so tempted to actually ask me any questions.
NOTE: Kitty is exceptionally go at finding loopholes

YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
__________________________________________________
No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
__________________________________________________
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
__________________________________________________
All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
__________________________________________________
Repost this to see what others ask you...
__________________________________________________
IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK