More on [Stray Kitty]'s Crusade Against General Stupidity or Why Do I Even Bother With These People:
So a friend puts this in his diary:
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
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I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
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All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
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[Repost this to see what others ask you...]
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IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK
Normally it would just annoy me and I'd move on, but today was different. So I remember a wiki conversation where a person said Why not ask for their credit card number, social security number, passwords to online accounts, and of course their pin number. Okay and now to see if you answered those questions right I'll just be going shopping now.
I've always wondered what someone would do in that case? Would they be stupid enough to actually give some random person that information or would they lie or say I can't answer that. Always wondered that.
[punkboy182] had one of those stupid If you had me locked up in my/your room for 24 hours blah blah blah things.
I noticed that he had the most attrociously spelling and grammar. It was painful for me to look at. So I thought to myself, I'd give you a lesson in spelling. I considered actually sending him the message. I thought, No that would be very nice. The I looked at one of the lines in his house, going on and on about how he loved some girl. Alright, well, he did ask for it.
So this is the message I sent him. I find it hilahrious (Yes I know that you don't normally stress air sounds but this is special. Ask and you will be entertained, unless you're Anthony then you'll be very scared or very angry or very both)(by the way the lahr sound is meant to be pronouced are. And yess people do talk that way. It's annoying because my name is Sara and well yeah...)
[If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get. ^_^]
Hmm. The possiblities are endless.
Well, for starts I'd transfer the whole contents of your house into Microsoft Word and Spell and Grammar check it. After that, assuming the spellchecker hasn't collasped from exhuastion, I would treat you to a lesson in the proper use of the English language, including when to use their, and they're, and there, how to use then and than, why you can't say "you did good", and make you review basic grammar and spelling.
Then we move to the whole wayt, ur, and nuthing issue. O's were invented reason. They're part of the alphabet. Use them. They're starting to feel lonely. It takes only a little bit more effort to a 'y' and a 'o' to ur. The end result is much more appealing to the eye.
And if we have more time after that I'd give you fashion 101.
I loathe people like this.
[~*{Tiffany}*~]
I just got back from major jaw surgery.
My mascara was not smeared during the surgery.
I dislike codine and vomitting is not fun. I look like a chipmunk.
The laptop is evil and refuses to recognize Elfwood let alone ET. So I either have to walk all the way upstairs or fight someone for the computer downstairs. And I can only go one the computer after I have had my "food". As in high pretien shakes and chicken broth with whey protien stirred in.
My parents do not know sign language which sucks, niether did any of the nurses or doctors. I think they should at least know how to finger spell things like MOM DAD and OWW IT HURTS.
I can't yell either.
I hoped to heal very fast and soon.
I'm tired.
Really tired. I've been tired for about 2 weeks. Finals are coming up and so it my jaw surgery.
Which is on June 5th and I'm only vaguely terrified.
They're going to go in and break/rearrang
I think I have a right to be scared.
I took Teneya out in the park today, when it was raining. It was a warm rain, so I wasn't cold and wet, just wet and slightly sweating.
Anyways, I started singing to her. Anyone who's ever heard will be cringing now. I sang a bit of the Indigo Girls one about going to the mountains, drinking from the fountains (I have been to the mountains, I have looked to the children, I have drank from the fountains...)
Then I moved on the The Fray's hit song, Over My Head (Cable Car). And I think she really liked that one or she liked the way I sang it.
People who bugged me without even talking to me:
[xx.BrUnEtTe.xx] Rather annoying twelve year old. I would be embarrassed to be a brunette, but I was a brunette long before she was a thought up.
I quit this wiki Hagaren no Renkinjutsushi because of the excess of < huge > tags in the comment boxes. And honestly who wants to see < i > < / i > in the name of the members page.
And putting 0's before other numbers without desimal points is just tacky.
I've taken me and my number with me.
050 [Stray Kitty]
Update on Kitty's p.e. (not worthy of capitalization anymore) class.
Today we started the ulitimate frissbee unit. I have slight issues with throwing things.
Anyways, this guy who's on my "team" was asking Ms. Allen who 'Sara' was. I was standing right behind him. *giggles*
Anyways, she said that I was a really good play and I gave everything my all.
Made me happy.
So it was a pretty decent game. Aside from the fact that I have a rather immature cheerleader on my team and Andrew Rapist in the Making Cross. Tiana was bent out of shape because several guys on the football team (jerks) said cheerleading is not a sport. If chess is a sport than cheerleading is definately a sprt. I don't know about your school's cheerleaders, but some here can benchpress 200 lbs. I have issues with the 45 lb bar. But anyways.
So it was fine and I was enjoying it, untill my "team" decided to socilize instead of play.
I was a tad bit annoyed because 3 people against 1 is not a good thing at all. So the score got to be around 6:2. My "team" having the 2 pts.
And in Ultimate there's a trow off everytime a goal is scored. So after a few thow offs I just stood there and glared at my "team".
I dislike them.
They let me down. Some "team".
I only have one more year of P.E. then I'm never going to take it again! Ever!
I hate my PE class. We're doing softball. Which I might like if we didn't have 3 catchers and 5 people playing in the outfield. As you can see the numbers don't add up.
Wow it's 7:16pm. I got on Snickers at around 3"30-ish, and I still have her feel with me. Wow. I used to lose it as soon my dad pulled out of the driveway, but now it's been 4 hourse. Wow. I like this.
7:44pm and I still have the feel. I do not think that my butt has ever felt this loose.
8:13 This is the longest I have been this balanced. I am calm. This does not happen often. Nothing can shake me.
8:40pm. Still have the feel!
Yes I believe Jesus was a Zombie. Come on he rose again after being dead for Firday and Staturday. He was undead, therefore a zombie.
You say you’re not a stupid girl. That you have dreams and you are smart.
You say you want to be something great. You say you’re so smart.
Then why the hell are you wearing your pants skin tight? Why the hell are you wearing that shirt with the label on it? Why the hell are you wearing that push up bra? Aren’t you happy with what you got?
Why do you dress like that? Do you think it’s going to catch a guy? Dressed up like a pretty little whore? Why on earth would you want to be with a guy that wants you for your body?
Why the Hell so you wear those short shorts? Don’t give me that crap about them being the only things out there. Somehow I always managed to find a pair of shorts, not the denim bikinis that you wear. What's with the mini-skirt? Can’t sit down, makes your thighs look real big? Why?
Why do you feel the need to cram yourself into to pants that are two sizes too small for you? It doesn’t make you look skinnier. In fact it makes you look like a muffin, a big stupid muffin.
Why do you dress like that?
Why do you consent to this commercialized
I like the poetry slam better. Poetry with a beat. Not this crap that’s sold by the skinny little girl dressed up like little whores shaking their butts. Don’t kid yourself. That’s the only reason rap got so big.
People are out there starving in the world and you’re worried about messing up your hair?
Do you have no morals and values? Are you the nightmare that sweeps the countries?
You are the stupid girls of America.
You’re the people that Pink is singing about. Deny it all you wish. We’re not stupid, you say, from the boa constrictor pants you love so much, from the push up bra that maximizes your B cup, from the shirt that would better fit a streetwalker that a teenage girl, from the shorts that aren’t short but are really bikinis masquerading as short.
You’re not stupid. And I a meek, quiet, little mouse.
<poll:68987>
I'm rather curious to see what you all think.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY I SKATEBOARD:
10 It's fun!
9 if you break something everyone wants to sign your cast.
8 People notice you they never notice rollerbladers, bikers ect. (Well Actually people only notice rollerblades if they have two huskies pulling them.)
7 You can put cool stickers on the bottom.
6 You're feet aren't attached to it, so you can pick it up and walk.
5 It's dangerous and scares my mom.
4 It's one more really cool way to walk the dogs
3 It was in my garage and I was bored.
2 You meet people with the same out look on life: Life sucks Death sucks, skateboard
1 What else would I do in my free time, go to the mall?
I find this amusing. Why because it's mine. And I've stopped skateboarding. Hmm. Maybe I should start again, not like I have anything better to do.
I went back and fixed it. Removed the pink stuff.
I think I have fallen in love with Pink's stupid girl lyrics. They discribe my point of view perfectly. Note to self buy the ablum.
Stupid Girls - Pink
Uhhuh, uhhuh
Stupid girl (woo), stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl (yeah), I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uhhuh)
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne (drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two and three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be? (yeah yeah yeah)
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Maybe a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back (yeah)
Push up my bra like that (uh-huh), I don't wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
The disease is growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see (c'mon)
Disasters all around
(Disasters all around)
World despaired
(A world of despair)
Their only concern
Will it fuck up my hair?
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories today
It was SO not sexy, no
[Vomits]
Oh, good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY!
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my hair I'll suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my hair I'll suck it girl, stupid girl!
Maybe if I act like that,
Flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl! (girl girl girl)
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that,
Flipping my blonde hair back,
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl.
Stupid girl, stupid girl, stupid girl
I listened to Can't Take by All American Rejects until I said I can't take this and started listening to the Shoebox Project soundtrack.
It's my birthday. I got Move Along by All American Rejects, The Wizards of Earthsea, a $100 from assorted relatives, and a wacom tablet. I'm going to have fun today with it. So much fun.
We're going to go out to dinner too.
7 Days till my birthday!
Alright so there's this wiki called Emo Boys *kissing* Emo Boys.
That's wonderful, lovely in fact. Nothing against it. But at my school the emos are homophobic and crap. I am starting to feel cheated.