I want to hear you scream,
you like me better on my knees.
1. Have we kissed?:
2. Have we dated?:
3. Do you want to date me?:
4. Are we close friends?:
5. Would you be here if I needed you?:
6. Are you attracted to me?:
7. Mentally, sexually, or both?:
8. Do you love me?:
Would you..
9. Share Vanilla Icecream with me?:
10. Spend a weekend with alone me?:
11. Sleep with me?:
12. Care if I ran away?:
13. Care if I died?:
What would you do if..
14. I kissed you?:
15. You found out I was missing?:
16. You found out I was in the hospital?:
17. You found out I liked u?:
18. I asked you for help?:
19. I told you I loved you?:
20. I told you I hated you?:
Have you ever...
21. Wanted to kiss me?:
22. Wanted to see me?:
23. Wanted to tell me something?:
24. Wanted to tell me you loved me?:
25. Wanted to spend alone time with me?:
26. Wanted to get to know me better?:
27. Thought about me?:
28. Missed me?:
29. Wanted me?:
30. Seen me?:
Have you ever wanted me to...
31. Kiss you?:
32. Hug you?:
33. Tell you I love you?:
Have I ever...
34. Made you happy?:
35. Made you sad?:
36. Made you angry?:
37. Made you feel better if you were upset?:
38. Made you feel special?:
I start to write it down, but I can't remember. I can't remember anything. I can breathe today. And i'm laughing. but I can't forget you. I'm not crying today. But I feel different. I'm not okay. But i'm alright for awhile. I can't say my heart doesn't hurt. I can't say you don't hurt me. But I can be okay for now. This isn't contradiction. It's feelings. And feeligns always contradict themselves. I'd rather die than know you're gone. It's dull here. ANd lonely. But there's a beauty in it somewhere. Something about this place that I want to keep forever. But I want to be gone at the same time. Some could say that you're cold and ruthless. Some say you're mean. But I know. You're not mean. Or cold. Or ruthless. You're hurt. You walk around like nothing matters. But it does.
Your heart hurts, just like mine.
She's screamin' out the window at the stars.
"Daddy"
Daddy please don't forget.
That I was your little girl.
Your little bundle of joy,
When I was brought into this world.
Daddy I wish I could tell you
What i'm feeling inside
I'm sorry I can't let you know
I'm sorry that I hide
I'm sorry that there's secrets
That you should never have to hear
I'm sorry daddy
I just wish that you were here
I'm sorry that I whisper
So you never hurt
I miss you when you're gone
Because you're always at work
I know you're making money,daddy
And believe me, I am proud
I guess that I just miss you
I miss having you around
Daddy, please tell me that you love me
Please tell me that you care
Because daddy, I want you to know
That i'm still here
I see the sadness in your eyes, daddy
And it makes me want to cry
I just want to see you happy
Because without, I would die
You're my hero, daddy
I just wanted you to know
I love you daddy,
Please just don't forget about me.
We should have a bon fire
I have memories I need to burn
Photographs of everything
Time tables to turn
Love, i'm missing you more each day
I've heard that love sucks
And life just gets in the way
You're sucked down in my pity
But everyone's joining in
Taunting and torturing our dreams
Hun, Blasphemy is a sin.
Some people die laughing
But some die crying
And some hold on tight
But end up with nothing
We'll go cliff jumping
And sky diving
And hope to God the rope breaks
Because while we're falling
I'll hold onto you
For fear of dying alone.
-Mine
Megan: hows YOUR sex drive tonight
Matt: hmm?
Megan: your sex drive
Megan: scale of 1-10
Matt: uhh
Matt: like, honestly. eight.
Top ten reasons to make gay marriage illegal
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Repost this if you think gay marriage should be legalized...or if you just found this funny
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If that money doesnt show then you owe me owe me oh.
My jungle love owie owie oh.
I think i wanna know ya know ya.
YEA WHAT?!
You wanna know something funny? And incredibly immature?
When you're trying to be nice to someone in a wiki, and they report you for being nice.
How cool is that?
Fuck what I said, it don't mean shit now.
1) New York City has 11 letters.
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight
number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 +
1 + 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5
+ 4
= 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 =
11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.
Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
holy book:
"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome
Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah
and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more
rejoiced: for
the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
peace."
That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS
What do you think now?!
Matt: psh, motorcycle accident.
Matt: boringgggg
Me: lol oh yeah matt. those are always boring.
Me: yeah it is
Me: two nights ago there was a car accident where there was a kid with a fucking two by four that went though him
Matt: that was fucking awesome
I have violent friends. :)
I came across this in someone's journal entry on LJ. Take time and read it. If you don't catch onto it they're being sarcastic in parts of it.
Before you message me calling me a homophobe, read it. It's not actually opposing gay marriages.
29 Reasons "opposing" Gay Marriages
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
2. Marriage is valuable because it produces children, which is why we deny marriage rights to infertile couples and old people.
3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage, such as Britney Spears' 55-hour escapade, will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed.
5. Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all: women are property, matches are arranged in childhood, blacks can't marry whites, Catholics can't marry Jews, divorce is illegal, and adultery is punishable by death.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because majority-elect
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
8. There is no separation between religious marriage and legal marriage, because there is no separation of church and state.
9. Devout, faithful Anglicans should never accept same-sex marriage, because it is an affront to the traditional family values upheld by Henry VIII and his wife, Catherine of Aragon, and his wife, Anne Boleyn, and his wife, Jane Seymour, and his wife, Anne of Cleves, and his wife, Catherine Howard, and his wife, Catherine Parr. They all knew the meaning of marriage and none of them lost their heads over the matter.
10. Married gay people will encourage others to be gay, in a way that unmarried gay people do not.
11. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign marriage contracts.
12. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to legislative change in general, which could possibly include the legalization of polygamy and incest. Because we don't know what comes next, we should never change our laws.
13. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
14. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like suburban malls and tupperware parties.
15. Legal marriage will inspire gays to mimic the straight traditions of spiritual commitment ceremonies and celebratory parties, which is currently impermissible for them to do and which they have never done before.
16. Marriage is designed to protect the well-being of children. Gay people do not need marriage because they never have children from prior relationships, artificial insemination or surrogacy, or adoption.
17. Civil unions are a good option because "separate but equal" institutions are always constitutional
18. A man should not be able to marry whomever a woman can marry, and a woman should not be able to marry whomever a man can marry, because in this country we do not believe in gender equality.
19. If gays marry, some of straight people's tax dollars would end up going to families whose structure they may find morally objectionable. Clearly, it is more just to continue taking gay people's tax dollars to support straight families, who are going to heaven regardless of what anyone else thinks of them.
20. Gays should hold off on the marriage question until society is more accepting of them, because they are not part of society.
21. The people's voice must be heard on this issue. Therefore, we must have a referendum on a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage, because we can't think of any other way to discuss the issue.
22. Each state should decide for itself whether gay marriage will be recognized, because there is no "full faith and credit" clause that requires states to recognize each other's institutions.
23. Gay marriage attempts to replace natural heterosexual instinct with a cultural institution. Morality demands that we subordinate institutionali
24. Gay marriages could very well suffer maladies like domestic violence and substance abuse. That's why we invented the Quality Control department to pre-approve the righteousness of all marriage applicants, such as convicted serial killer Richard Ramirez who married a woman while on Death Row.
25. Those who support gay marriage aim to overthrow the dominant culture, as evidenced by their enthusiasm to participate in it.
26. The country can't afford to provide benefits for married gay couples. That's why Bush would never consider spending $150 million on programs that encourage more straight people to get married.
27. Gay couples do not deserve marriage because, if everyone on earth limited themselves to same-sex sexual behavior, humanity would soon be extinct. Based on the same concern, we also deny marriage rights to the biologically childless and to those who have borne only one child. (We are also considering denying marriage rights to those who have borne three or more children, because if everyone copied them, the world population would shoot through the roof.)
28. Marriage was created in the Bible as a bond between a man and a woman. The people who lived prior to the writing of the Bible, such as the Chinese, sat around in confusion for many years until the Mesopotamians finally came around and invented the family unit.
29. The ancient Greeks were all bi and everyone knows if the Greeks did something it must be wrong. Look at all those ass-backward books they wrote and those crazy philosophers of theirs!
Tonight
It's the sunsets that have made us
And tonight is gonna fade but
We'll always just be us
We swore that this was living
And that time would be forgiving
But I guess we were wrong
Who would've known that this would all be gone
So i'm begging you tonight
To not leave my side
The sky has turned to ashes
But we're just here for the ride
Yeah, we'll be alright
We'll spend our last evening
Hiding out underneat the stars
The sky can be deceiving
And tonight, the world is ours.
Everything is at a standstill
And dreaming gets you far
But the world won't stop for anyone
And days keep slipping by
I'll hold on forever
Because it's you and I tonight.
Matt: im pmsing, i have ovaries, and im hitting myself in the... boobs. what the fuck more do you want from me?
Me: as do i (grasshopper)
Matt: not cool
Me: what? that you've been owned?
Matt: ive not been owned
Me: if i were there i would write "owned by megan" on your forehead.
Matt: thats not cool
Me: if you dont quit complaining i'll put a p before it
Pure ownage right there. :)
Heidi:Aww it's okay, Sara. You'll turn into a girl someday.