[Got bored and filled this out.]
Liked your voice?: No.
Hurt yourself?: No.
Been out of the country?: No
Eaten something that made other people sick?:No.
Burped?: ....
Been unfaithful?: Nope.
Been in love?: I don't know.
Done drugs?: Never.
Gone skinny-dipping
Had a surgery?: Yes.
Ran away from home?: No.
Played strip poker?:Does strip candyland count..? ;)
Gotten beaten up?: No.
Been picked on?: Yes
Been on stage?: Yup
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when
and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: No?
Slept outdoors?: Yes
Thought about suicide?: Who hasn't?
Pulled an all-nighter?: Yup
If yes, what is your record?: I'm not sure...?
Gone one day without food?: Yeah.
Talked on the phone all night?: Yes
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: Yeah.
Slept all day?: Yup
Killed someone?:No...
Made out with a stranger?: No.
Had sex with a stranger?: Ew no!
Thought you're going crazy?: No.
Kissed the same sex?: Lmao Truth Or Dare...
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: Nope.
Been betrayed?:Yeah
Had a dream that came true?: No.
Broken the law?: Haha, yes. Not bad ones. But a few.
☆A girl's poem☆
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the check book,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewellery's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!☆
THE
HARDEST
THING
YOU
WILL
EVER
HAVE
TO
DO
IS
WATCH
THE
ONE
YOU
LOVE,
LOVE
SOMEONE
ELSE
She only sleeps when it's raining. And she screams. And her voice sounds strange and she says baby. It's 3am I must be lonely. Help me, she says baby. I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes.
)/)
( ..)
C(")(")
copy bunny into your profile to help him acheive world
domination.
By the way
I tried to say
I'll be there.
fill this out. & be completely honest.
WAT WOULD U DO IF I?
1. I MADE A MOVE ON U:
2. I KISSED U:
3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR 2 U:
4. I STARTED SMOKING:
5. I ASKED U ON A DATE:
6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED:
7. I RAN AWAY FROM HOME:
8. I GOT IN2 A FIGHT N U WEREN'T THERE:
9. I ASKED U 2 LEAVE:
10. I ASKED U OUT:
WAT DO U THINK ABOUT ME?
11. PERSONALITY:
12. EYES:
13. HAIR:
14. BODY:
WOULD U?
15. B MY FRIEND?
16. KEEP A SECRET IF I TOLD U 1?
17. HOLD MY HAND?
18. GO ON A DATE WIT ME?
19. KEEP IN TOUCH?
20. TRY N SOLVE MY PROBLEMS?
21. LOVE ME?
22. DATE ME?
HAVE U EVER?
23. LIED 2 MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
24. WANTED 2 KISS ME?
25. WANTED 2 KILL ME?
26. KEPT SUMTHING IMPORTANT FROM ME?
27. WANTED 2 CUDDLE WIT ME?
AND MORE!
28. WHO R U?
29. R WE FRIENDS?
30. WEN N HOW DID WE MEET?
31. DESCRIBE ME IN ONE WORD:
32. WAT WAS UR FIRST IMPRESSION?
33. WAT REMINDS U OF ME?
34. IF U COULD GIVE ME ANYTHING WAT WOULD IT B?
35. HOW WELL DO U NO ME?
36. WEN'S DA LAST TIME U SAW ME?
37. EVER WANTED 2 TELL ME SUMTHING BUT COULDN'T?
38. R U GONNA POST THIS SO U CAN SEE WAT I SAY ABOUT U?
WOULD U?
30. KISS ME.
40. MAKE OUT WIT ME?
41. FALL ASLEEP ON DA BEACH WIT ME?
42. IF SOMETHING HAPPEND AND YOU COULD ONLY SAY ONE LAST THING TO ME WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
if u finish this...ill do it 4 you
Picture this:
It's your first time.
As you lie back your
muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while,
searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid
and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first
time his finger has found
the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but
he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him -
he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him;
more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause
you as little pain as possible.
As he presses ;closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout
your body and you feel
the slight trickle of
blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and
asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on.
He begins going in and out
with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him within you.
after a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.
What did you think i was talking about?! PERV
"Sudden Death In Carolina"
Last night I swallowed liquor and a lighter and this morning I threw up fire.
But it's nothing new. I've been piecing it together and it's got something to do
with every look thrown like a knife across a crowded room.
Every slow and quiet car ride I spent drinking in the backseat.
Every stupid melody to every stupid song.
And every stupid word that everybody's hanging on.
What difference does this difference in age make?
I know how it ends... she'll kill me quick.
So call 911.
I'm already dead but someone should be caught
and held responsible for this bloody mess.
Last night I fell asleep next to a liar and I woke up with a shiner.
And it's all that I remember from a night spent lying on my back
with a view of a stone white ceiling and the back of your head.
This dark and quiet bed felt like the middle of nowhere.
We beat each other up just like we always do.
When I'm talking to myself I'd always rather be talking to you.
What difference does this difference in age make?
I know how it ends... she'll kill me quick.
Call 911.
I'm already dead but someone should be caught
and held responsible for this bloody mess.
Call homicide. Take the case to court.
Her lips taste like a loaded gun
and I'm her number one chalk outline on the floor.
They hung her from the bridge on Monday.
The gathering turned into a mob out on the lawn.
They dropped her body in the river.
And school and work returned to normal before long...
Call 911.
I'm already dead but someone should be caught
and held responsible for this bloody mess.
Call homicide. Take the case to court.
Her lips taste like a loaded gun
and I'm her number one chalk outline on the floor.
Bright Eyes - Drunk Kid Catholic
The drunk kids, the Catholics, they're all about the same
They're waiting for something, hoping to be saved
Well, I have been happy the past couple days
Just thinking of the women who've taken your place
And every night I think I certainly
Won't ever sleep sober or alone
And then suddenly, well, it occurs to me
I've slept alone before you
And so I pour myself the stiffest drink my stomach can stand
And convince myself to lay back down again
I'm gonna lay back down, I'm gonna lay back down again
The drunk kids, the Catholics, they're all about the same
They're waiting for something, hoping to be saved
The drunk kids, the Catholics, they're all about the same
They're waiting for something, hoping to be saved
...
They crawl from the oceans to paint in the caves
But I'm working all weekend, I need to get paid
They crawl from the oceans to paint in the caves
But I'm working all weekend, I need to get paid
PANIC! AT THE DISCO
"There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet"
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Whoa, everything goes according to plan.
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.
Im the only one in my algebra class who cant do algebra, because no one knows i have dyslexia. im too embarrassed to admit it. im the only one in speech that gets nervous and shakes really bad when i get in front of people, because im too embarrassed to admit that i have anxiety. im the one that sits in the back, because im to embarrassed to admit that i actually care. im the one that hides behind my "friends" because im afraid that everyone else is going to hate me for who i am. im the one that tells everyone that everything is okay, because im too afraid to admit my feelings.
This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont got any idea what they are and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest.
My name:
Who is the love of my life:
Where did we meet:
Take a stab at my middle name:
How long have you known me:
When is the last time that we saw each other:
Do I smoke:
Do I drink:
When is my birthday:
What was your first impression of me upon meeting me:
Do I have any siblings:
What's one of my favorite things to do:
What am I afraid of:
Am I funny:
What's my favorite type of music... do you like my taste:
What is my best physical feature:
What is my best non-physical feature:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Do I have any special talents:
Would you consider me a friend/good friend:
Do I have a stereotype... if so, what:
What is a memory we have once had:
Have you ever gossiped about me:
Have you ever heard anyone gossip about me:
Have you ever seen me cry:
Have you ever hugged me:
Have you ever kissed me:
Would you ever kiss me:
Do you miss me...do you think i miss you:
What is my favorite food:
Have you ever had a crush on me:
What would you do if I told you I liked you:
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
What's your favorite memory of me:
Who do I like right now:
What is my worst habit:
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring:
What reminds you of me:
Are we friends:
Do you wish we were closer:
Will you repost this so I can do it for you?:
You would kill for this. Just a little bit.
I'd just like to say:
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
And we'd just laugh along because
We know none of them have felt this way.
I'd give up forever just to hold you right now..
You can be my James Dean.
1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your stupid and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life
21= hotter than people were u live
I'm bored. Dooo ittt.