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The 7 most Important men in a woman's life


1. The doctor...because he says "Take your clothes off"
2. The dentist...because he says "Open wide"
3. The hairdresser...because he says "Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. The milkman...because he says "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. The interior decorator...because he says "Once its in you'll love it"
6. The banker...because he says "If you take it out too soon you'll lose interest"
and the most important man in a woman's life
7. The HUNTER because he always goes deep in the bush...shoots twice...and ALWAYS eats what he shoots!

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY


1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that
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6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord
of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"

SUCCESS:


At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . ... having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . ... . not peeing in your pants.



Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

Thought these phobias were kinda funny.......

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes.
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Logophobia- Fear of words.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Melanophobia- Fear of the color black.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.

PLEASE READ THIS!!!

Aoccdrnig to rseeacrh at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttear waht odrer the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoetnt tinhg is taht the frsit and lsat lttrees are in the rghit pacle. The rset can be a ttoal mses and you can siltl raed it wouihtt a pbleom. Tihs is bceusae the hmaun mnid deos not raed eervy ltteer bt istslef, but it raeds the wrod as a wolhe.

courtesy of [Panda-monium]

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Politicians
A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the politicians, buries them.


The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?"


To which the man replied, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."
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