2012-02-17 [kians mummy]: No lol, ha ha, god damn it, when I ever do a link to something, it is always something, it's Shit :)

2012-02-17 [Paul Doyle]: Lately, this site tends to really suck. 2012 on Elftpown will be (in)famous for the Big, Big sucking action where every pseudo-intellectual windbagged douchebaggery will be broken down into a big smelly fart courtesy of the legacy of The King of Cheese.

2012-02-17 [Fruit Loops]: sounds like another unique way the universe could end..the big suck :p

2012-02-17 [Fruit Loops]: reminds me of mega maid lol

2012-02-17 [Avaz]: Use the Schwartz to flip the switch from suck to blow!

2012-02-17 [Mortified Penguin]: *cracks knuckles in a threatening manner*... *not my knuckles, but [Paul Doyle]'s knuckles*...

2012-02-18 [Fruit Loops]: was mega your x ?

2012-02-18 [Fruit Loops]: did the power of the schwartz wain with interest over time and thats why she left ? How do you spice up love life with a colossal maid !?

2012-02-18 [Fruit Loops]: Maybe the french maid bit ? Ooo la laaa

2012-02-18 [Avaz]: Well, I mean Mega Maid already had the maid outfit and vacuum cleaner.

2012-02-19 [Fruit Loops]: all thats left is to load a french language pack :p

2012-02-25 [sexyfairychick]: crazy poeple on here!

2012-02-25 [Avaz]: Duh. :D

2012-02-25 [Viking]: What [Avaz] said.

2012-02-25 [sweettooth]: o.o

2012-02-27 [kians mummy]: sbbd

2012-03-03 [sexyfairychick]: i need frineds sad :(

2012-03-03 [Mortified Penguin]: Bob's Diner is your friend.

2012-03-11 [kians mummy]:

This is our newborn Kian, born 10/03/2012

2012-03-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Tell her to eat at Bob's Diner.

2012-03-12 [kians mummy]: He's a he

2012-03-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Don't worry, all genders are allowed to eat at Bob's Diner! It doesn't matter what she identifies herself as, she can come too. Unless she's one of them queers. We don't take too kindly to them 'round the diner.

2012-03-13 [kians mummy]: You don't take to kindly to anyone

2012-03-13 [Avaz]: Mort doesn't take too kindly to himself, either.

2012-03-13 [Viking]: Penguins are just like that.

2012-03-13 [Triola]: Cute baby, but the image is huge, can we either resize it or talk it off the page, please?

2012-03-13 [Mortified Penguin]: I don't think you can really call it cute. All you can see is half a blurry face. And generally half a blurry face isn't cute, no matter who that face belongs to.

2012-03-13 [Avaz]: It's also giving us the finger, which isn't very nice no matter how you slice it.

2012-03-13 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm going to assume you were setting me up for a sick joke about slicing babies, but I'm not gonna do it! I have standards!

2012-03-13 [Triola]: As in you don't slice babies, or you don't make sick jokes about it?

2012-03-13 [Fruit Loops]: Omg i would save that photo for the child , "See i was born with my middle finger up ! "

2012-03-13 [Paul Doyle]: Rockin' the turban, no mater what the pixel size.

Congrats on the baby! If he was born with the middle finger in the air while sneering like a badass (evidence in this photo), then he shall someday rule the world.

2012-03-14 [Triola]: But he is not a cat, nor google.

2012-03-14 [kians mummy]: Lol, He is so cute, there is more pictures on my profile if you would like to take a look. x

[Paul Doyle] It took a lot to get the turban towel right lol

[Mortified Penguin] I never new you had standerds, I thought you was like nikko, a
nasty
edable
kangoroo
knocking
ogah

2012-03-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Um... yes...

2012-03-27 [neotigerlilly]: Shop in Style, Meet New People, Create Your Own Designs http://www.imvu.com/catalog/web_landing.php?p=power&userId=91553354

2012-03-28 [Fruit Loops]: Bah , who needs that when u have : http://trolltown.com/

2012-03-28 [Paul Doyle]: Other than the presumably great tropical weather, who'd be proud to admit coming from a place called Holetown?

2012-03-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Hobbits, most likely.

2012-03-29 [Avoral]: Someone who has any appreciation of presumably great tropical weath--ah damn, you beat me.

2012-03-31 [kians mummy]: Naked Competitions

2012-04-02 [kians mummy]: Elf poll

2012-04-02 [Paul Doyle]: If holetown had a better name, I'd be there in a heartbeat. I'm sick of it being Spring but still feeling kind of like winter . . .

2012-04-08 [CarlCataclysm16]: hey whats up i just got back to elftown after being gone for a couple years can some re inform me as to how to code pics into your prof.?

2012-04-09 [Ravenclaw]: Right click, copy the pic's URL. Then you'll need a < followed by IMG: followed by the image URL and capped off by another > without spaces of course.

2012-04-09 [Nioniel]:

2012-04-14 [just call me steve]: heyy

2012-04-21 [Ravenclaw]: Can I get a refresher on how to link a poll? Or to establish one on a wiki.

2012-04-21 [Avaz]: Open brackets, "poll", colon, poll number, closed brackets. In other words: <poll:1>

2012-04-21 [Ravenclaw]: I figured it out earlier, thanks though.

2012-04-21 [Avaz]: I'm all for one figuring things out on one's own, but helping is no biggie, either. So there's that. :P

2012-04-23 [kians mummy]: http://funstuffonline.page.tl/

2012-04-24 [Paul Doyle]: WOT (Web of Trust)"Warning! this site has a poor reputation based on user ratings."

2012-04-24 [Paul Doyle]: (Someone seriously dissed Elftown on WOT, as well. I posted a positive rating and a mini-review. would other people please try to boost ET's too-low ratings?)

2012-04-24 [kians mummy]: Lol, my website has only just started up lol x

2012-04-24 [kians mummy]: http://sammiehs.page.tl/How-me-and-Sammie-met

2012-04-24 [Paul Doyle]: Just so you know I'm not kidding . . .

2012-05-02 [kians mummy]: http://sammiehs.page.tl/

2012-05-02 [kians mummy]: That's because it is new.

Thats all x

2012-05-02 [kians mummy]: http://chatterclife.spruz.com is my new site, also looking for admin. :)

2012-05-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Why do you have like 20 websites now? Instead of making a bunch of websites with no purpose, why not just make one big website with no purpose and save yourself the effort?

2012-05-03 [kians mummy]: Lol, there is a purpose on all 3 I have.

2012-05-03 [kians mummy]: http://sammiehs.page.tl/

2012-05-04 [Avaz]: Yeah, you mentioned that already. No need to spam it, that's just annoying.

2012-05-04 [Mortified Penguin]: I mean for real. Spamming isn't cool, bro. By the way though, Bob's Diner is having a sale on bricks. Buy the new Bob's Diner Brick Meal now for only $421,987,358,392,532.99 (plus s&h and a good deal of made up taxes and fees) and you'll be so satisfied with Bob's Diner, you'll shit bricks! BOB'S DINER.

This message brought to you by BOB'S DINER! (bringing you messages since just now)

2012-05-05 [Viking]: Does Bob's Diner serve span?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

2012-05-05 [Fruit Loops]: i think the lumber jack serves it on the side :p

2012-05-05 [Paul Doyle]:

Bob's Whiner

2012-05-06 [kians mummy]: I'd rather get naked

2012-05-06 [Triola]: Bob's Wiener?

2012-05-07 [Paul Doyle]: o___________O Where do we draw the line? If Elftown actively tolerates racism, this website will never recover, and never reclaim its (somewhat) higher minded artistic roots.

2012-05-07 [Teufelsweib]:

2012-05-07 [Mortified Penguin]: Nigga, please. Bob's Diner fully supports racism.

2012-05-08 [Paul Doyle]: It seems like some particularly offensive comments were deleted. Thank you.

2012-05-08 [kians mummy]: Mine was

2012-05-08 [tech.priyank]: hi

2012-05-13 [kians mummy]: Come and chat at Sam's diner and do what the hell you like. *eats reman*

2012-05-13 [Mortified Penguin]: *raises a finger to make a point, but ends up just picking his nose instead*

Yes, this is the one for me.

"Ah, excellent choice, sir. I'll get the anesthesia prepped and the choppin' knife washed."

*lays out on the operating table*

2012-05-18 [kians mummy]: May I remind everyone about www.elfpack.com the forgotton world of planet Heddate

2012-05-18 [Paul Doyle]: Maybe there's a reason why it's forgotten?

2012-05-18 [kians mummy]: What do you think the reason is Paul, inlighten me? :P

2012-05-18 [Paul Doyle]: Elfpack and Elftown are like oil and water. That's all I'm going to say.

2012-05-18 [Paul Doyle]: "Enlighten", by the way. Enjoy Elfpacking!

2012-05-21 [hopeful]: Hi menzzz

2012-05-21 [Sunrose]: hymens?

2012-05-22 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: Whats a hymen? Last I saw of mine, it was a wednesday, and a very long time ago..horse riding has a lot to answer for. Plus a random scooter accident..

2012-05-22 [Avaz]: My gutter-minded minions are growing.

Excellent.

2012-05-22 [Viking]: XD

2012-05-23 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: Indeed. It's a good thing.

2012-05-25 [kians mummy]: Support our Soldiers

2012-05-28 [Avoral]: Damn it, I shouldn't have looked on here, now I'm going to be talking about hymens all day.

2012-05-28 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: Hymens are great.

2012-05-28 [Fruit Loops]: Hymlick'er

2012-05-28 [Avaz]: Yes, please.

2012-05-28 [Viking]: Are you volunteering, [Avaz]?

2012-05-28 [Avaz]: If there's a qualified and approved subject.

2012-05-28 [Viking]: Ah. Any volunteers?

2012-05-29 [Fruit Loops]: i'm only qualified to lick the hymens not to have my hymens licked...

2012-05-29 [hanhepi]: I'd volunteer, but I dunno where to even start looking for my hymen. It could have gone anywhere in the last 18 years.

2012-05-29 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: I think I ate mine.

2012-05-29 [Avaz]: Tasty!

2012-05-30 [9jlriexqk,ktpk]: Yes. It tasted like steak. I had a side of mushrooms with it, and a very fine sauce.

2012-06-01 [Kojido212]: How can I deactivate my account?

2012-06-01 [Viking]: Just pres Alt + F4.

2012-06-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Why would you want to do something like that? Is it because you haven't been able to solve Maze of Guile yet?

2012-06-03 [Koho Ai]: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO ME TO WHO? TO ME OH YOU A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY (Sorry for the caps, but I wanted you to get the full effect of an awesome part of an awesome song)

2012-06-04 [ronmcaboy3]: how do i put more pic that 2 on my page ? anyone help me

2012-06-10 [amterasu123]: hello o.o

2012-07-15 [Kestrelfeather]: Hey everyone, if you need something to do, I'd greatly appreciate it if you could take a look at my new page PriceofSentience! It's a science fiction novel I've been working on for a little while.

2012-07-17 [sexyfairychick]: hello every one :P lol happy day

2012-07-28 [Viking]: Woohooo! New poll! <poll:77423>

2012-08-18 [gothic one]: Hey

2012-08-21 [puertoricanchic]: can anyone tell me how to make my elftown page private

2012-08-27 [CharlieBabies]: Hello everyone. Im new here. An viewing this via cell. An not a very good one. Afraide I wont be able to do much of anything without a new android phone. Its hard to even view this. Kind of upsets me. Seems like an awsome community. I cant even put up a picture or fully complete my profile. Sucks. But add me if you will. If I can Ill add you. If not it will just have to wait until I do get a new cell. Ah well, hope you all are having great days. 

2012-08-30 [Hedda]: Hi everyone! I'm not new here!

2012-08-30 [Paul Doyle]: Wot yer ASL, plz. :P

2012-08-30 [Teufelsweib]: I'm not viewing this via cell, mainly because mine doesn't have internet but can only text and call. on a good days it will even receive a call.
damned spoiled kids these days.

2012-08-31 [Hedda]: I have one year free Internet on my phone, but it costs to use it for SMS and phone-calls. It's way too bad to use for Elftown though and Elftown doesn't come in that kind of very light kind of version for tiny screens.

2012-08-31 [Paul Doyle]: Can I use my Zack Morris brick cell phone to access Elftown?

2012-09-01 [Teufelsweib]: I tried to use my microwave yesterday to access Elftown, but bad reception

2012-09-01 [Paul Doyle]: Let's hotwire a Speak-and-Spell to enter ET, E.T. style. Phone home? 

2012-09-02 [Teufelsweib]: that was almost poetic!

2012-09-06 [Yami]: Walmart sells a 15$ phone with unlimited talk, text and web for 50$ a month (I know that's irrelevant for anyone outside the US, price wise) It's what I have and I can get E.T.

2012-09-09 [Ileana2012]: hello

2012-09-09 [Viking]: Hi

2012-09-09 [Ileana2012]: Hello Viking

2012-09-09 [Viking]: You should join <forum:Junk>

2012-09-11 [Mortified Penguin]: That's not even close to how you spell Bob's Diner!

2012-09-11 [Viking]: Exactly, Mort. Exactly.

2012-09-12 [Mortified Penguin]: *Mort sobs erotically on Viking's shoulder*

2012-09-12 [Fruit Loops]: Damnit that fucking diner is still giving me errors

2012-09-12 [Fruit Loops]: ! An Error has occured in the script on this page.
Line: 1
Char: 1
Error: Access is Denied.
Code: 0
URL: http://www.veoh.com/static/swf/veoh/SPL.swf?version=AFrontend.5.7.0.1281&permalinkId=v19888754ad4PE569&player=videodetailsembedded&amp;videoAutoPlay=0&id=anonymous

2012-09-13 [Mortified Penguin]: Ha ha! Yeah, it does that to me too... *chuckles while not fixing anything*

2012-09-13 [Fruit Loops]: ha ha thats why i only go there about once a year to see if it still has errors, but i guess i wont bother anymore ;)

2012-09-13 [Mortified Penguin]: B-but... I already fixed the errors though...

2012-09-13 [Mortified Penguin]: And I suspect it was Internet Explorers fault. And if you don't use IE, then it was Chrome. And if you don't use Chrome, blame Firefox. In any case, nothing is my fault or ever will be. *storms out of the room, knocking over a huge glass cabinet, which promptly shatters... because of [Viking]*

2012-09-13 [Viking]: If you use Opera, it's the Swedish Chef's fault.

2012-09-21 [mugagga]: hey

2012-09-22 [small and mighty]: how can i find out who wrote in my guestbook/diary? whatever? theres some stuff i KNOW I didnt write in there and im wondering who the hell wrote it lol

2012-09-30 [Lythi]: this is my first time in elf town... im a bit lost any suggestions?

2012-09-30 [Viking]: Visit <forum:Junk>!

2012-10-01 [Hedda]: Then [Lythi] surely will get lost

2012-10-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Then she'll have to find her way through the Maze of Guile.

2012-10-02 [Reaper89]: *pulls out sword* there can be only one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2012-10-02 [Avaz]: And there is only one Bob's Diner!!!!onetwo

2012-10-02 [Reaper89]: *swings sword* there is only one!! 

2012-10-03 [Awesomekat]: I'm new to Elftown too and so far I'm still alive...I think

2012-10-04 [Koho Ai]: Welcome to Silent Hill and your dead now just so you know

2012-10-04 [Hedda]:

2012-10-04 [Viking]: Considering Silent Hill is really Centralia, Pennsylvania, it looks more like this: http://www.offroaders.com/album/centralia/photos1.htm

2012-10-04 [Awesomekat]: I died 27 times now...

2012-10-07 [Viking]: Check out the Halloween Poll!

2012-10-09 [jwilliams323]: text bri's mom? if your bored (817)841-0157

2012-10-09 [Mortified Penguin]: Is she hot?

2012-10-15 [Avaz]: More importantly, is she easy?

2012-10-17 [Awesomekat]: <--- epic face :3

2012-10-31 [hellolexxi]: im sorry im new .-.

2012-10-31 [Viking]: Why are you sorry about being new?

2012-10-31 [Sunrose]: She should have been here sooner..

2012-10-31 [Viking]: Well, yeah.

2012-11-01 [Kbird]: all you are

2012-11-01 [Viking]: We're all mad here.

2012-11-01 [Kbird]: ah! I love Alice in wanderland or return to maddness!!

2012-11-01 [Viking]: Don't forget about the Tom Waits tune (from the play based on Alice in Wonderland):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_MGKoRdHgQ

2012-11-01 [Kbird]: I don't know that one. *sad face*

2012-11-01 [Kbird]: oh dos anyone know a good pg 13 rpg?

2012-11-01 [Viking]: That's why I linked to the song =)

2012-11-04 [Jadala*(Once upon a moment)]: Salutations and warm welcoming felicitations everyone :D

2012-11-04 [Kbird]: hey ya!

2012-11-05 [Sunrose]: I love wanderland too..

2012-11-05 [Kbird]: I like the twisted forms of it.^-^

2012-11-06 [hellolexxi]: Hello

2012-11-06 [Igaehinvdo]: hi

2012-11-06 [hellolexxi]: how are you

2012-11-06 [Avaz]: How?

2012-11-06 [hellolexxi]: well im good

2012-11-07 [Kbird]: good.

2012-11-07 [Igaehinvdo]: I'm so bored

2012-11-07 [Kbird]: same here! well kinda.

2012-11-07 [Igaehinvdo]: I try to talk to ppl but they do not reply...and then they post about how dead it is...

2012-11-07 [Kbird]: yeah thats going on at just about every rpg I looked at thats way I made my own.

2012-11-07 [Igaehinvdo]: Really? Kewl

2012-11-07 [Kbird]: maybe you should make a chat room?

2012-11-07 [Igaehinvdo]: Somehow I doubt ppl would join or talk

2012-11-07 [Igaehinvdo]: It has been a long time since I created a chat or anything on here I have forgotten how...nice

2012-11-07 [Kbird]: oh lol I justed typed in a name in the wiki search and went on from there.

2012-11-07 [Igaehinvdo]: yeah i figured it out lol i feel stupid

2012-11-07 [Kbird]: *pat,pat* it's okay everyone has there brain mass up from time to time!^-^

2012-11-07 [Igaehinvdo]: Bored as Me

2012-11-07 [Kbird]: Undead Zoo!

2012-11-08 [Igaehinvdo]: haha definately dead

2012-11-08 [Kbird]: yeah! but I have 3 other people playing it!!

2012-11-08 [Mortified Penguin]: Did you guys know that Bob's Diner is having a sale on... I dunno... probably something?! Point being, go there.

2012-11-08 [Avaz]: I heard it was their "Still In Business" sale, right? The opposite of a Going Out Of Business sale.

2012-11-12 [hellolexxi]: i need help understanding a dream someone please help me!!

2012-11-12 [Viking]: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

2012-11-12 [hellolexxi]: lol no more like a man sitting on a rock repeatingly saying "Levitcus".... its been driving me crazy all day ive never had a dream like this and i want to understand why i saw this

2012-11-12 [Viking]: Huh. I can't help you with that one.

2012-11-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Ah, that's a classic dream. It means you will have a good harvest if you eat at Bob's Diner.

2012-11-12 [Teufelsweib]: Dear hellolexxi,
I am actually quite versed in the deeper meaning behind dreams. I can only assume that the man on your rock was actually referring to Leviticus; the third book of the hebrew bible. In this book they deal with topics such as homosexuality, both between men and females. Leviticus 18:22: "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." You are probably struggling with your homosexuality, and find it hard to come out of the closet.

too long, didn't read: lol ur gay.