2009-05-09 [Calico Tiger]: Poor Geo ;_; He didn't just get his ass kicked by a girl... she fucking pwned him:
<URL:http://geo-hammer.mybrute.com/fight/157903594>

2009-05-09 [Artsy]: DAMN!! lol

2009-05-09 [Evolution X]: ohhhh... the HELL did she manage to pull that off?

2009-05-09 [Chel.]: Maybe twas the weapon?

2009-05-09 [Viking]: Damn. My brute really deserved to lose to [Evolution X]. He didn't use his potion or his axe (which does more damage than the pocket knife and poking-stick put together). Idiot brute.

2009-05-09 [All_Most PUNK]: I've been getting my ass wiped a lot lately -_-

*wants to have more fights now to have sweet, sweet revenge*

2009-05-09 [Viking]: Er...wiped?

2009-05-09 [Chimes]: XD

2009-05-09 [All_Most PUNK]: I think that may not have been what I wanted to say, but I was asleep at the time :P

2009-05-09 [Calico Tiger]: It just means he's got a clean hiney xP

2009-05-09 [All_Most PUNK]: Which is a good thing, isn't it?

2009-05-09 [Viking]: Yes...And not normally something one seeks revenge over.

2009-05-09 [Calico Tiger]: Indeed!

2009-05-09 [All_Most PUNK]: Depends on the situation how it happened.

2009-05-09 [Viking]: Uh...I suppose. But all I can think of is, "My hiney is clean? Someone will pay for this!" And that just doesn't make any sense.

2009-05-09 [All_Most PUNK]: Maybe you are not using the right pitch.

2009-05-09 [Artsy]: Maybe they wiped your hiney with something unpleasant? Like.... steel wool toilet paper?

2009-05-09 [Evolution X]: My brute is really stupid though... *sighs and flicks his ear, watching him try and figure out who did it* He has two weapons and barely uses them, never really getting a hit in with the spear either...

2009-05-09 [Artsy]: *squeals and snatches up a very panicked tnt the insane and huggles him mercilessly, her own brute standing seriously at the ready by her side* HE'S SO CUTE EVO!

2009-05-09 [hanhepi]: holy crap, i just finnaly managed to register for a tournament! woo hooo!

infact, i even got all my alternates registered. :)

2009-05-09 [Evolution X]: *blinks and watches my brute stare blankly in shock* Ummmm... thank you

2009-05-09 [Calico Tiger]: Blah, the brutal errors today are super annoying and extra bad D: I only actually got to see one of my fights. The other two brutal error spammed me while I kept trying to refresh to see it. Until the fight was over and I had to watch it in my history list :-/

2009-05-09 [True, plain and simple]: Now...explain to me, when I do the whole "Bolt of Lightening" thing....where the hell that shield comes from O_o
http://trueps.mybrute.com/fight/162249203

2009-05-09 [Artsy]: or goes.. you don't keep it long o.o''

2009-05-09 [True, plain and simple]: Yeah, you'd think if I had the power to materialize shields I'd at least be able to use them for a bit.. :P

2009-05-09 [Evolution X]: You suddenly developed super powers to generate shields then TOTALLY forgot how to do it...

2009-05-09 [Calico Tiger]: LOL!!!! You pulled it out of your ass, and then put it back x) You have the same power as the immortals from the Highlander series ;) But with shields instead of swords. Which is far more impressive. More girth to that shield

2009-05-09 [True, plain and simple]: XD

2009-05-10 [All_Most PUNK]: For a second he thought he had me, but then everything went black. This makes us even, Viking pal.
http://graphox.mybrute.com/fight/162808953

And now it's revenge time!

2009-05-10 [Evolution X]: Ouchy... that was a REALLY exciting match 0-0 talk about back and forth

2009-05-10 [Teufelsweib]: omft this one is hilarious http://slavorkski.mybrute.com/fight/164329251
STABBITY-STAB-STAB-STAB!

2009-05-10 [Evolution X]: It's like she went "OMG OMG it takes off forty in one hit... ARRRRRRG! *flail*"

2009-05-10 [Chel.]: I dont think I've ever seen someone STEAL a weapon!

2009-05-10 [Yuriona]: Curse you True!

2009-05-10 [Viking]: Really? My brute does it all the time (when he wins, anyway)...

Stealing Shuriken:
http://viking-jay.mybrute.com/fight/165374185

Stealing Big Knife:
http://viking-jay.mybrute.com/fight/165388315

Stealing poking-stick and Big Knife:
http://viking-jay.mybrute.com/fight/165394790

2009-05-10 [Easterling]: I'd never wipe [All_Most PUNK]'s ass. x(

2009-05-10 [Easterling]: http://easterlinn.mybrute.com/fight/165908363 But I can kick it! >:-)

2009-05-10 [Evolution X]: I gave Chel 5 because I know she's beat me loads of times already, but recently I've beaten her TWICE

2009-05-10 [Chel.]: Yeayea... for some reason I'm really slow and dont use my most powerful weapon ...ugh...

2009-05-10 [Evolution X]: yes, now I've leveled up to your own standards you're finding it much more difficult to pick on poor little T aren't you?

2009-05-10 [Calico Tiger]: Awwwwww the only one I managed to beat up today was True. And apparently I couldn't decide what weapon to use in that battle o_O
http://calico-tiger.mybrute.com/fight/167318600
First, I shall slap him. How about this weapon? No *toss* This one? Maybe.... no *toss* This one? No *toss* This one? Oh wait, he's dead now...

2009-05-10 [Mortified Penguin]: Get some, Easterling. http://mortified.mybrute.com/fight/167454272

2009-05-10 [Calico Tiger]: omg XD Attack of the crazed, fan-wielding penguin

2009-05-11 [Viking]: Ahh, that's better!
http://viking-jay.mybrute.com/fight/167645097

2009-05-11 [Viking]: And another...
http://viking-jay.mybrute.com/fight/167701160

2009-05-11 [Calico Tiger]: Dammit, I shoulda whipped out the big sword. Not that stupid tennis racket XD Granted, you slapped the heck out of me with ;_;

2009-05-11 [Viking]: Yeah, there's no rhyme, reason, or omelet preference involved with these silly brutes. Those Motion Twin programmers really need to work on their AI. Anyhoo, I was happy to kick a little Calico Tiger ass =D

2009-05-11 [Calico Tiger]: You kick it most of the time *shakes a fist in the air*

2009-05-11 [Chel.]: This is honestly... a really crapper server. Every other time, it's down

2009-05-11 [Calico Tiger]: Yeah >_<

2009-05-11 [Viking]: It's French!

2009-05-11 [Calico Tiger]: I should at least be given french toast every time the site suffers a brutal error, though! Mmm.... french toast.... *drools*

2009-05-11 [Viking]: *also drools for french toast*

2009-05-11 [Evolution X]: *is sitting in corner nomming on french toast, looking up at you for a moment* ...... que?

2009-05-11 [Evolution X]: Yeeeeey, Chel and Easterlinn!

2009-05-11 [Easterling]: Hmm.. I didn't call for French toast, at least as I remember it... :P

2009-05-11 [All_Most PUNK]: Thieving will get you nowhere! Muahahahahaha!
http://graphox.mybrute.com/fight/171174082

2009-05-11 [Yuriona]: That totally needed an evil laugh to go with it. XD

2009-05-11 [Viking]: Damn, that was brutal >_<

2009-05-11 [Evolution X]: the point isn't it?

2009-05-11 [Calico Tiger]: Ouch! Beaten down by the big turkey leg D:

2009-05-11 [Chel.]: GAH!!! This site never works...

2009-05-11 [Viking]: It's working perfectly fine for me. Except that my brute is a complete moron.

2009-05-11 [Evolution X]: I'm catching you up Chel

2009-05-11 [Chel.]: Dude...you realize this is a random number generator, right? It calculates the likelihood of defeat/win according to how many times an opponent has lost/won.

2009-05-11 [Evolution X]: there's some method to it though...

2009-05-11 [Chel.]: No...there isn't >_> I don't believe it could be

2009-05-11 [Evolution X]: How?

2009-05-11 [Chel.]: It's based on probability. Of course "level" matters in this. Though in comparing brute with that of the same level, it's based on probability of a win on both sides.
If one brute has won 90% of the battles they have played in while the other has won only 30%, of course the 90% brute will win. This happens EVEN if the 30%'s stats are higher

2009-05-11 [Evolution X]: Then why have you lost to me EVERY time?

2009-05-11 [Chel.]: "Every" time?

2009-05-11 [Evolution X]: Ever since I got to level six I beat you every time I swear

2009-05-11 [Chel.]: Perhaps it is because you have more pupils then I do?

2009-05-11 [Artsy]: I just beat you again Evo! Woo! I'm still a level 5 too! It's my shield *huggles shield*

2009-05-12 [Calico Tiger]: Seems more random to me :) Unless being a lower level with less pupils makes one tougher :O

2009-05-12 [Calico Tiger]: *pouts*
*lost all fights today*
*sends brute to the corner*
No cookie for you!

2009-05-12 [Artsy]: Awww! poor guy...

2009-05-12 [sequeena_rae]: Finally, level 7!

2009-05-12 [All_Most PUNK]: Trying to take the magic out of it, uh? :P

2009-05-12 [Evolution X]: Yeah your shield is my one weakness! I beat Chel again today, even after she leveled up again!

2009-05-12 [Evolution X]: AND I BEAT YOU MISTER PUNK! That's all three in one day *puts my brute on the podium of awesomeness*

2009-05-12 [All_Most PUNK]: It's like my guy just forgot how to hit people...

2009-05-12 [Calico Tiger]: You remember how to kick my ass just fine -_-

2009-05-12 [All_Most PUNK]: Umm, that's correct... maybe my guy hurt his knuckles with your face and doesn't want to hit anybody else now...

2009-05-12 [Calico Tiger]: Sounds like a good reason x)

2009-05-12 [Evolution X]: *tosses my brute happily into the air* Hooray! Armor's kicked my ass I'll admit but damn her shield...

2009-05-12 [Artsy]: he he! Yes, we are not the best, but we're worth the fight! *pats her brute on the head*

2009-05-12 [Evolution X]: *tries to reach out and steal your shield as I toss my brute occasionally*

2009-05-12 [Artsy]: *brute stabs you in the leg with tiny knife* o.o' I don't think she appreciates you trying to steal her toys...

2009-05-12 [Evolution X]: ACKS! *falls over and whines* But I wanted to try it

2009-05-12 [True, plain and simple]: Not 100% on why I didn't feel like pulling out a weapon while facing someone 2 levels above me, but OK. :P

2009-05-12 [Chel.]: MINE DIDN'T EITHER!! WTF? Dude..the other guy has a bear and a wolf... BUT I'M JUST GOING TO SUCKER PUNCH THEM

2009-05-12 [Evolution X]: managed to beat me once though... damn

2009-05-12 [Evolution X]: six chel, I changed it already for you

2009-05-13 [Calico Tiger]: Stupid Viking... "Look, I have a stick. I'll whip it out. OOOOooohhhh! She's a got a stick too. Fuck my stick. I'll toss it and take hers" *shakes a fist in the air*

Play with your own stick :P

2009-05-13 [Viking]: XD

2009-05-13 [Teufelsweib]: I almost defeated viking and then the ass uses some kind of potion?!!! Dx<

2009-05-13 [Viking]: XD

2009-05-13 [All_Most PUNK]: Wheee, I won 6 battles in a tournament! :D

2009-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: I've only ever won one :(

2009-05-13 [sequeena_rae]: lost all my fights today >_<

2009-05-13 [Evolution X]: awwww *huggles*

2009-05-13 [Evolution X]: today my brute was super clumsy. "Let's drop every single weapon today!"

2009-05-13 [Artsy]: Psh! I got angry watching our brutes fight Evo! Mine was all 'oh look, he's got this huge weapon and power and what not, i'll just toss all my weapons. he has trouble with my shield? oh, well even though i could use BOTH i don't NEED the weapons' grrrrr! I lost every battle yesterday, that SUCKED

2009-05-13 [Evolution X]: You kidding me? I saw that fight too, it was like "OMG KNIFE! I'll punch her! *smack smack smack* Wow she's really cut me up, now she's pulling out the BIG knife! I guess I'll use my tiny blade again! *stab stab stab* Wow she's pulled out a stick and has knocked my knife away... Well I'll guess I'll use my spear *STAB STAB!* .... Oh..."

2009-05-13 [True, plain and simple]: http://trueps.mybrute.com/fight/182512276
Huh. That was lucky; the two trident blocks. :P

2009-05-13 [Yuriona]: The two blocks were definitely luck. The killing of you with my widdle stick was sheer spite. XD

2009-05-13 [Yuriona]: And the poking continues! XD
http://yuriona.mybrute.com/fight/182956262

2009-05-14 [True, plain and simple]: Clearly my brute fails to use the baton effectively. >_>

2009-05-14 [Yncke]: You should've kept poking: http://annahnas.mybrute.com/fight/184973951 ;)

2009-05-14 [Chel.]: Idk how you people get your speed, strength and agility past one block... I've been at the same for the past 2 levels or so... O_O
I feel like it's not even changing...

2009-05-14 [Easterling]: Maybe you have got weapons instead?

2009-05-14 [Yuriona]: owie. ;_;

2009-05-14 [Chel.]: Maybe... but I never use the damn things properly XD

2009-05-14 [Evolution X]: THE HELL!?!? *grumbles* Was that a glitch?

2009-05-14 [All_Most PUNK]: Stupid viking kid...

2009-05-14 [Evolution X]: Today I don't have a brute, I have a retarded hamster for a fighter...

2009-05-14 [Calico Tiger]: lol! Retarded hamsters = <3

x)

2009-05-14 [Viking]: Victory #50:
http://viking-jay.mybrute.com/fight/188004160

Very fitting, I think.

2009-05-14 [Calico Tiger]: Of course, just before that, there was this pwnage ;)
http://calico-tiger.mybrute.com/fight/187953745

2009-05-14 [Viking]: Yeah, that was pretty bad. And it made victory #50 even better because it included revenge.

2009-05-14 [Calico Tiger]: XD

2009-05-16 [Evolution X]: I can't believe it... I started Chel out with five and I've already leveled the playing field!

2009-05-17 [Calico Tiger]: Hehe, awesome!

2009-05-17 [Teufelsweib]: it seems that all the classic battles with links up there don't work anymore =/

2009-05-18 [Calico Tiger]: Yar, they haven't worked for a while. They should prolly just be removed x)

2009-05-18 [Evolution X]: yeeeaaaah...

2009-05-18 [Evolution X]: ohhhhh... now it's just getting embarresing... >_>

2009-05-19 [Viking]: Embarrassing? Do you mean my "rivalry" with [Calico Tiger]?

2009-05-19 [Evolution X]: I mean mine with Chel. I started her off with five, it's almost as bad as yours with Calico but she was my sensei and I gave her an advantage. She gains points for every level I gain and I'm still beating her up...

2009-05-19 [Chel.]: I give.

2009-05-19 [Calico Tiger]: *kicks Viking in the shins* Someday my brute won't suck! Errr... and maybe monkeys will fly out my ass too XD

2009-05-19 [Sunrose]: lawl I just kicked your ass Evo :P
Amg mort has a wimpass fan and I kicked his ass too.
But Kaimee killed me and she is only level 4 :(

2009-05-19 [Viking]: Gah! The stupid site says, "3 new fights will be available tomorrow!" It's always been ready at 18:00 Indy time for new fights and it's 18:49! Stupid site >_<

2009-05-19 [True, plain and simple]: My sentiments exactly!

2009-05-20 [Sunrose]: Addicted xD

2009-05-20 [True, plain and simple]: Pssh.

2009-05-20 [Viking]: Maybe a little addicted. And you are to blame!

2009-05-20 [Sunrose]: I blame Itay! :P

2009-05-20 [Evolution X]: BLAAAAME! *points*

2009-05-20 [Evolution X]: I suck so much lately, I've lost all six fights over the last two days

2009-05-20 [Sunrose]: I'm not sure I get the point of these tournaments >_<

2009-05-20 [True, plain and simple]: I'm not sure I get the point of their clock being wrong and not resetting at the right time. :P

2009-05-21 [sequeena_rae]: Yay, I levelled up and got 6th sense :D

2009-05-21 [Viking]: I keep getting weapons when I level up >=(
There's no point in getting weapons when I can just steal them! I want cool abilities dammit! >_<

2009-05-21 [True, plain and simple]: http://trueps.mybrute.com/fight/218193970
Finally, one time x)

2009-05-21 [Viking]: Well, damn. That's going to ruin my entire day!

2009-05-21 [True, plain and simple]: Mwuahaha.
Also, I wonder if they started geocoding visits so that not everyone gets new fights at the same time, in an effort to reduce traffic spikes their server obviously can't handle...or if they just can't tell time anymore.

2009-05-22 [All_Most PUNK]: Lately I've been able to enter tournaments a lot (several hours) later than before.

2009-05-22 [Viking]: Yeah, me too. I think True is right about them defining a day based on the visitor's location rather than the server.

2009-05-22 [sequeena_rae]: http://sequeena.mybrute.com/fight/?d=zomgqq;k=ab9cbf364cf1

WTF!!! My brute is a mong.

2009-05-23 [All_Most PUNK]: So, there I was, trying to just fight a couple guys, minding my own bussiness, when I was boned several times by Really Big Penis.
I ended up winning anyway, but it was kinda painful.
http://graphox.mybrute.com/fight/227395240

2009-05-23 [Evolution X]: 0-0

2009-05-23 [nehirwen]: xD

2009-05-23 [Chel.]: Being a weapon whore is totally pointless....

2009-05-24 [All_Most PUNK]: We... has... clan!

http://mybrute.com/team/22067

I kicked Viking's ass and reached level ten in a sweet, sweet fight, so I created a clan.

I'm putting it up there so everybody who may want to join does so. Later on we can move it lower.

2009-05-24 [Yncke]: Nice! :)

2009-05-24 [Viking]: Damn, that was a good fight. And amazingly, no one ever got hit by the club.

2009-05-29 [True, plain and simple]: http://trueps.mybrute.com/fight/255680230 Eheheh.. >:D

2009-06-05 [Yncke]: Yay! Annah Nas got a shield. Perhaps she may finally not lose every single battle. :D

2009-06-05 [Evolution X]: woots! My other guy is getting powerful now...

2009-06-05 [Sunrose]: Mine is losing a lot lately :/

2009-06-05 [Yncke]: You're the only Annah succeeded in beating today. ;)

2009-06-05 [Sunrose]: Gah :P

2009-06-06 [True, plain and simple]: Mwuahaha.
http://trueps.mybrute.com/fight/294086422
http://trueps.mybrute.com/fight/294090400
http://trueps.mybrute.com/fight/294088641

2009-06-06 [Viking]: Dumbass forgot about his healing potion. Again.

In other news, I went up to level 11. I didn't get the bear I was hoping for, though =(

2009-06-06 [All_Most PUNK]: Any idea how the ranking works?

2009-06-06 [Viking]: Yeah. It's based on how you do in tournaments.

2009-06-06 [All_Most PUNK]: And the groupal one?

2009-06-06 [Viking]: Probably the same way. The clan gets points based on the members rankings. Not sure though.

2009-06-07 [Yncke]: Wihaaa :) http://annahnas.mybrute.com/fight/300526935

2009-06-07 [True, plain and simple]: 155 life? OMFG. xD Good fight. =P

2009-06-07 [True, plain and simple]: Also, new rule. This weapon must be removed from the game: http://trueps.mybrute.com/fight/299493556
That final attack was equal to 196 damage, ridiculous. :P
Then almost the same thing happened the fight before..
http://trueps.mybrute.com/fight/299492424

2009-06-07 [Evolution X]: yeah I hate those really powerful weapons... cause the quick people always seem to get them.

2009-06-07 [Yncke]: Well, my other brute has one of those blunt hammers. If it hits, it hits hard. The trouble is, it almost never hits. But the one you point to has too high a hit chance to be fair. :s

2009-06-07 [True, plain and simple]: Yeah, I can generally dodge the hammers and the big clubs on a good day at least. I don't think that I've ever dodged that thing. :P

2009-06-07 [Viking]: I wish I had that instead of the shitty weapons I have.

2009-06-07 [Yncke]: Your brute's a Thief, if he wants, he can steal them. :)

2009-06-07 [Viking]: Yeah, but most of the time the idiot just gets pummeled. Instead of stealing a weapon, he uses his poking-stick or pocket knife. It's really annoying.

2009-06-07 [Yncke]: Poking sticks are annoying as hell for an opponent with low hit points. ;)

2009-06-10 [Calico Tiger]: Especially if a fast person has one. pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke *breathe*
*other person finally gets a hit in*
then pokepokepokepokepokepokedead

2009-06-10 [Evolution X]: my other guy is much better than my first one...

2009-06-11 [True, plain and simple]: http://trueps.mybrute.com/fight/322710480
...Is that white thing..a paper...or a boarding pass...or what? >_>

2009-06-11 [Yncke]: I think that's a computer key board. :)

2009-06-11 [True, plain and simple]: Hah XD You may very well be right. The hell. xD

2009-06-11 [Sunrose]: Looking at his cell, you get a better view :P
http://romires.mybrute.com/cellule

2009-06-11 [Teufelsweib]: you got pwned by a keyboard XD

2009-06-11 [Viking]: Eight Shuriken in a row...And then the trident!
http://viking-jay.mybrute.com/fight/323925721

2009-06-11 [All_Most PUNK]: I hate the shuriken.

2009-06-11 [Viking]: I usually do too. My opponent pulls out a club, and instead of stealing it and beating them senseless, my idiot brute pulls out a shuriken, throws it once, tosses it aside, and then attacks bare-handed.

2009-06-15 [Yncke]: Almost a new level, [True, plain and simple], I'm curious if our brutes will be as evenly matched with their upgrades. :)

2009-06-15 [True, plain and simple]: I dunno. The last time I just got a speed upgrade, I'm hoping for something more fancy this time. xP

2009-06-16 [Yncke]: Yours got a bomb, mine got a strength update... let's see... :)

2009-07-01 [Easterling]: Did I mention that I've actually seen my brute?

2009-07-01 [Viking]: Er...what do you mean by that?

2009-07-01 [Easterling]: I mean that I saw him. A few weeks ago. ... Well.. not maybe him exactly. But I saw a kid that looked exactly like him! :)

2009-07-01 [Viking]: XD

2009-07-02 [Mortified Penguin]: <poll:77038>

2009-07-02 [Sunrose]: My Brute sucks, I keep getting more speed and agility instead of awesome weapons :(

2009-07-02 [Yncke]: Well, I'm not sure if having a whole range of weapons is better than having good stats. The brute can only use one of the weapons at a time, but the extra stats are used with every parry and every blow.

As long as the brute doesn't run out of weapons half way each fight, that is. :)