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Come on! Make some jokes! ;)

What do you call a halfling goalie?

A typical halfling football joke.

How is halfling football?

It's quite hairy due to the feet...

Why do halflings always laugh during football?

Because the grass tickles under their armpits.

How many team-members are there in a halfling football team?

1 or 5. There are 5 players playing out, but they don't agree with their 5 cousins that are playing for the same goal, and they all really don't like the goalie, so that's the team with one member.

2006-06-14 [Janouk]: *decides she never was any good at making jokes* :-)

2006-06-25 [Teufelsweib]: there you go :P

2006-06-25 [Hedda]: Another halfdone joke... Or half-funny, maybe... ;) Thanks!

2006-06-25 [Teufelsweib]: no problem, always up to coming up with terribly stupid jokes ;)

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