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The Seminary Gang
By Seminary Students

Episode 19: S.A.L.T...Jon....

''look at these kids, wasting the gifts theyve been given.''
'' i know Methu, and look at this, that lamanite kid thinks he's a prophet''
'' and what makes them think they can trust these scientists?''
'''i think its high time we take these gifts away before they destroy all man kind!''
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kenzi was having an interesting convesrsation with god learning that jon got his powers on a time-release program and that they should stop working soon....
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Well brian was secretly lisrening and heard this plan so he went so far into the future and got a space suit that never runs out of oxygen and it was for squirrels so he stole a shuttle and went to mars with his squirrle and on the way to mars he went back in time to 4 ad and his shuttle never ran out of food or water so his squirrle could live for ever. So they lived happly on mars till when ever.....
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     Flash! Jon was still chasing after Brian, who'd managed to get the drop on him, when Richard, Kaitlin, and the scientist appeared in front of him.
     "Get out of the way! I've still got to catch Brian...what the heck?!"
     An orb of glowing energy engulfed Jon, and a disenbodied voice said, "Thow has't finished using thine powers..."
     Jon started cursing (again), but no matter what he said, it was the same old Jon again.
     After what had happened (those little B@$) i have decided to stop the these a holes from destroying me further im gng home after destory'n those stupid squearl now watch this


     Jon pulled out the remote he had stolen previously, and started laughing in the crazed way that only Jon could, and pushed the button. There was a glow of energy, and Jon dissapeared.
     "Oh crap...Well, at least this explains where the second Jon from episode 9 came from...Which means he's gone back to try and fix everything, but totally screw it up!"
     "Then we must act now!" the scientist began. "We've gotta get Brian and his little friend..."
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Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!......looking around
kenzi was confused. ''lord what just happened?'' jesus leaned forward a sighed. ''that squirell that was with brian just hit a meteor and died'' kenzi sat down and was sad because she liked squirells. She hoped that brian would find a new squirell soon.


And a new squirell was born in the likeness of the first, greater and more brianish awsome than the first.
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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
     "What the heck was that?!" Kaitlin asked. Everyone looked up into the sky.
     "Oh crap. Brian is breeding the squirells! We've got to stop that bomb!" The scientist said. He quickly pulled out a small gray metal ball, that had a blue light in the center.
     "This will protect you from the time disturbance...Time to begin Plan-B..." FLASH! And the scientist was gone.
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     Okaaaaay i guess i have gone insane well lets take this one step further i went to jfk assination found out who killed him went to dino times found out what killed them went to the future found the cure for cancer went back gave it to the white house gave it to them and cured cancer. Then went back to the gang and went off with them.
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Well brian was breeding squirells galore and got bored so he decided to take some of the many squirells and went back twards earth with his shuttle and then decided to have some fun and started tossing squirells out the ship and to earth and when they crashed into earth they made huge explosions on earth puting huge craters in earth so brian did that until he had 4 squirells left and the he just flew around in outer space since his shuttle never runs out of gas.
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     Flash! Jon reappeared next to Richard and Kaitlin, who were standing inside of shield. Also, there were massive explosions going on all around them.
     "What the heck..."
     "Jon! Quick, get in the shield!"
     Jon stepped in, just as there was a bright flash of light. The whole landscape began changing, and everything began changing back to the way things were.
     The flash cleared, and everything looked normal again. Another flash, and the scientist reappeared.
     "Okay, time-line restored. Let's get Brian and Kenzi."
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''so kenzi, where would you like to go now?'' kenzi thought for a moment and was transferred to about 10 years in the future and quickly transfered herself to her freinds. Thereafter the only thing she ever was known to say about what she had seen was ''what the heck was i thinking?!?''
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     While brian was destorying the earth with squirrle he was aslo learning a super rare form of martial arts.
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After we had restored everything to its rightful place we went to the scientific super cool machine with very complicated way to get to brain then if it is very supercool way to stop him tyen kenzi then acidently killed a squeril with her ring then w all went to A cool place THE END or is it?


     "I wonder who put Jon in charge of record keeping? He didn't give the end justice. So I, Richard, have decided to make an epilouge of our journies. I'd also like to give a warning...to all of those out there, the Door had disasterious consiquences, and we, the Seminary Gang, have suffered for our ignorance. I will now finish this record, and hope that someone will understand what has happened to us..."


     "Wow! Kenzi, you're back!"
     The scientist stepped out of the shadows, and approached the gang.
     "Let's get Brian and end this thing...you five have screwed everything up far enough..."
     Another bright flash, and the gang was standing on the ship. Brian quickly turned around, and held up a squirrell, as though to shield himself.
     "I won't go back! You can't make me!"
     Kenzi began to get extremely mad. "Brian! For the love of Squirrells! You have screwed us over from day 1! I hope you burn...!"
     "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KENZI!!!!!!!!"
     The fire errupted from her rinG, and hit the squirrel right in front of Brian.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!
     There was extremely bright white light everywhere. The light slowly began to clear, and the gang (including Aero) was lying on a hard concrete surface.
     "Are we dead?" Came the voice of Kaitlin.
     Everyone slowly sat up, and realized they were in some kind of ship. The windows in front of them looked out into the stars of space. The gang all walked over to the window, and realized the ship was in orbit of a gas giant. And in orbit of the gas giant, there was a large ring-shapped object, which had a green landscape on the inside of the band. Richard looked over at one of the COM-links ob the wall, and read the words; 'Pillar of Autumn'.
     "Guys...I think we have a problem..."


The End
To Be Continued

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